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cuubism · 1 year

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just read your tax benefita marriage thing and had this sudden image of the older endless (destiny and death and maybe destruction) pulling dream as ide to ask if he at least got a prenup & dream, in all his infinite wisdom, going 'what's a prenup?'

Dream: well frankly I think it's fine if Hob gets half my inheritance, he deserves it :)

The rest of the endless: 😶

Death: dream you're going to be paying alimony for the rest of your life

Dream: first of all, we're not getting divorced, so jot that down. Secondly (*slurping instant ramen out of a cup while sitting on the falling apart couch he and hob definitely picked up on the side of the road) I'm clearly not using it.

Hob after he finds out: just so you know, if we ever get divorced I AM taking you for all your worth in court

Dream: I'll sign whatever you want idc

Hob: ....

Dream: also we're not getting divorced :) because you love me

Hob: yeah unfortunately I do

Dream: (was joking) what.

#dream only uses his money for 2 things: eccentric art supplies and clothes #he's painting with gold leaf while drinking franzia straight from the box etc #he also buys extremely expensive clothes bc he hates shitty fabric #desire is constantly teasing him like 'how are you wearing balenciaga living in a hovel'#dream of the endless #hob gadling #dreamling #ask #anonymous

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