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thenugking · 6 months

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sooooo do you still have a fixation or interest on the grand academy for future villains?? (I'm asking bc this is the only account I've found that's posted anything relatively recently) ((also I adore aurion))

Hi yes!!! It's not currently a special interest but I still think about it regularly, and will love this game all my life. Aurion is such a blorbo to me <3 He's just a little guy. An evil little guy.

I know I haven't posted super recently, but feel free to send asks/messages about gaffv any time, I'm always willing to talk about it!

Also uhhh have some Aurion Incorrect Quotes (ft Phil and some of my OCs) from my collection.

Aurion: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Cazenar: You sleep with a teddybear. Aurion: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

Aurion: You don’t know how empowering it is, to be able to say to yourself, “Yes, I am a despicable, filthy, villainous villain, deserving blame and censure, but that villain is who I want to be!”

Aurion: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Three: Is that a picture of you? Aurion: Yes. I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Aurion: I’m on a whole new adventure. Phil: Growing a moustache? Aurion: No. Bigger than that. Phil: A beard?!?

Aurion: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger. Cazenar: Last night you drunk texted me over 200 heart emojis. Aurion: Out of anger.

Aurion: Muhahahahaha! At last! I control everything! You are my pawns to do with as I please. You have no choice but to bend to my will… Yes, I own you… I am your creator! And I can be your destroyer! Three: Honestly Aurion, stop being so melodramatic. Aurion: Three! Am I not permitted an occasional moment of melodrama? Three: Yes, but it’s only a game of monopoly.

#i have pages of Incorrect Gaffv Quotes but a lot of them are just making fun of my OCs #but here's a few making fun of aurion instead <3 #he Absolutely sleeps with an Evil Teddy Bear i will accept no arguments on this #aurion umbrator malisar #grand academy for future villains #asks post #anonymous

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meihouwangslittlecumslut · 3 years

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Incorrect oc quotes because yes

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Seashell: what a lovely christmas wrath

Flare: you mean wreath right?

Seashell, watching spark go absolutely feral: no I meant wrath

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Circuit: I guess I'm just too tough to cry

Ray: an hour ago you were crying about snakes

Circuit: THEY DONT HAVE ARMS

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Blaze: you can win any argument by saying 'shut up nerd'

Blacktip: no you can't

Blaze: shut up nerd

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Nightfang: why can't you just accept your fate and die with dignity

Lightleaf: WE DONT DO ANYTHING WITH DIGNITY!

Icehawk: what?

Lightleaf: I KNOW WHAT I SAID!

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Memory: seashell how do I get revenge on people who hurt me?

Seashell: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Memory: crystal how do i-

Crystal: brick

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Blue: once I overheard neon ask 'are you sure this is a good idea?' And vengeance replied 'trust me' and I have never fled a room so fast in my life

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Ghost: hey guys like this video if you think being haunted is.. Kinda hot

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Shadestar: everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about, be kind always

Sharpstar: fight everyone you meet, always

Goldenstar: yeet, always

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Dark: I'm just so evil, so full of darkness and hate, so-

Alpha: you sleep with a sparkly teddy bear

Dark: HE'S MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

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Vulpes: I've only had asphodel for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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Shade: please let me out

Spectere: sorry I have a boyfriend

Shade: I'm trapped in the crystal

Spectere: listen I'm not interested

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Ashley: what happens if you put a werewolf on the moon is a great question that we should be asking

Damien: he'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon

Ashley: we never said we'd send him up without a suit you monster

Skye: *sweating nervously in the background*

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Past!blacktip: you used to be shy, now you're a whore

Past!vengeance: character development

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Blossom, meeting river for the first time: oh god i am such a lesbian

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Percy: why is summer in the roof?

Spotlight: we're tidying the attic

Percy: what's the attic

Spotlight: it's where we keep all our old things

Percy: like you spotlight?

Spotlight:

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That's it for now UwU

#longish post #incorrect oc quotes #the kingdom and the forest #age of the eclipse #warrior cats ocs #dragonmainia #pokemon ocs #mechdrakes #so it turns out i cant tag every character because it would go over 30 tags #the seven beasts of chaos

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