#hazard just has to teach gregors kids the hockey pockey
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“So..” hazard grinned, leaning down to look his 5 year old niece in the eye. “Are you ready?” “for what?” Penelope asked, her hands swinging at her side. “Im gonna teach you something very special.” hazard said, smiling down at her. Phillipe, 7, snorted. “Yeah right. Is this gonna be like that time you brought us twelve puppies from the overland and mum and dad were very upset?” he asked, hands on his hips. “Noooo. And besides you got to keep those!” he shot back. Phillipe rolled his eyes, gently pushing his 2 year old brother james away as the baby tried to crawl into his lap where he was playing with race cars. “Im gonna teach you a dance.” hazard said, clapping when no one seemed interested. “Dance?” Wolf came waddling over to where his twin was standing. Sophie just rolled her eyes, (very opinionated for a 6 year old in hazards opinion, and very much like her mother) and kept on reading her book. Fred and charlie stopped wrestling though, and looked up. “What kinda dance?’ they asked in the clipped language that was a mix between gregor's overland drawl, which was more underlander by the day, and the underlanders clipped speech. “Its a special dance from the overland.” boots said, standing in the hallway. “Parents only teach it to those few special kids. Like yourselves.” she came over and squatted next to her boyfriend, still in Regalia Uniform as designated peacespeaker guard. (hazards title. So his guard) She turned and gave him a wink to which he grinned and turned back to his nieces and nephews. “You wanna learn it?” “yeah!” the younger ones yelled. Phillipe and sophie exchanged a glance before sighing and walking over. “Sure.” Hazard grinned mischievously. “Alright, well it starts with-”
“YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN!”
“Hazard!”
“YOU TAKE YOUR HAND OUT!”
“Don't blame me! Boots got them on board!”
“YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN!”
“Boots!”
“AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!”
“ What!? It was hazards plan!”
“YOU DO THE HOCKEY POKEY!”
“So?!!?!? Oh sandwich they wont stop singing!”
“AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND!”
“They're spreading it to the other kids!”
“THATS WHATS ITS ALL ABOUT!”
“Yessss. Our plan worked hazard high-”
“YOU PUT YOUR LEFT HAND IN”
“Oh godric…”
“YOU TAKE YOUR LEFT HAND OUT!”
“And how do you think howard is going to like coming home after a stressful one month trip to find his three year old daughter screaming - “AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!” at the top of her lungs?”
“yOU DO THE HOCKEY POKEY”
“Hahaha…. Oh.”
“AND YOU TURN YOURSELF ABOUT!”
“Mhm.”
“THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!”
“Oh im sure they love that you reminded them of how loud and eager the young Pandora can be Gregor.”
“YOU PUT YOUR FOOT IN!”
“Yes. Im sure they wanted a reminder. You know, i think howards scheduled to arrive here at the docks in a few minutes. Care to join us?”
“YOU TAKE YOUR FOOT OUT!”
“Will they ever stop?!?!”
“YOU PUT YOUR FOOT IN!”
“Oh yes brother, i would be ever so pleased if you and boots would join us and explain to him first hand why his daughter knows the “hokey pokey.”
“AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!”
“Its gregor fault! He taught it to me!”
“YOU DO THE HOCKEY POKEY!”
“Hey thats low hazard. Thats low.”
“AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND!”
“Boots?”
“THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!”
“Run.”
“YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN!”
“Lets get ‘em.”
“YOU TAKE YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT!”
“Will they ever stop, and Gregor….. Give them at least five minutes.”
“YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!
“hehehe oh they are so dead.”
“YOU DO THE HOCKEY POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND! THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!”
#the underland chronicles#gregor the overlander#tuc#gregor and luxa#hazard the halflander#pincess boots#queen luxa#you know it happens#hazard just has to teach gregors kids the hockey pockey#its a requirement#gotta embarrass the brother-in-law amiright
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