Kimetsu Gakuen AU Headcanons
This one doesn’t usually have any order depending on character, so enjoy this huge headcanon salad that gets more meme-y as you proceed.
Despite also working in order to help his family’s bakery, Tanjirou still gets really high grades and Zenitsu still wonders how he manages
The fact that he literally delivers bread to students and his personality made Tanjirou quite popular
At times students all over school come to him to get advice and b r e a d
To note that Nezuko is quite popular too
Tanjirou, Zenitsu and Inosuke formed a group a little time after the school’s beginning. The group took Kanao and Genya in, and later added on Muichirou
And he sometimes accompanies the group in lunch breaks
Muichirou was supposed to be a junior high student however since he’s a genius, the discussion of him skipping classes and grading up to high school surfaced. Muichirou doesn’t want to grade up though, because it means leaving Yuichirou
The members of the group love each other so much that they pulled a prank on Tanjirou by setting a cute picture of him as their phone wallpaper and Tanjirou didn’t notice it for months lmao. They refuse to change it though (Got this idea from a comic I saw and really wanted to add this here! It’s from @hyolks! It’s really good!)
It’s a rumor that some of the customers come only to see the sunshine children
Tanjirou literally advertised the family bakery because the breads he gave were very g o o d
Zenitsu lives with his grandpa and big brother
Kaigaku is like a strict and cold brother to him but there are times when he shows his care (Let it be. The need a rest.)
The Kamado family sometimes visit the big uncle Yoriichi (Let’s say that he’s not that old here) and they have great time talking about anything and everything with him. They give a relief to Yoriichi’s loneliness and he is grateful for that
Zenitsu excels in every instrument, like, whoaa
Inosuke lives with his mom, and has a weak spot for her (who doesn’t love their loving mommy?)
Like he’s all feral and angry by default but when he’s with his mother he goes soft
It’s possible to see Nezuko biting onto different kinds of bread depending on day and time
And Zenitsu went out ‘’sightseeing’’ to find different kinds of Nezuko like it was h e c c i n p o k e m o n G O
It became Tomioka’s usual thing to chase kids who break rules with sticks
Seems like he especially targets Tanjirou.
Tanjirou steps in the school’s garden and they start the heccin tag
Giyuu: (swipes his stick lowly as the student jumps not to get hit in one of their tag games)
Shinobu: is this a new training regimen? (get that reference?)
Nowadays Inosuke learnt about the art of gopnik so you can find him squatting around the school
At corners, on desks, on heccin teacher’s table, anywhere and everywhere.
He even brings semechki
Zenitsu asked him to cut it out because it attracts birds during their damn lunch
It’s not easy to understand Nezuko’s muffled words under that bread but it’s not important, she’s adorable!
And she ain’t going to bother taking it off or finishing it quickly. Bread is bread. Gotta take time eating it.
Giyuu is the whole damn academy’s one-man discipline department lmao (since Zenitsu doesn’t do anything)
Legends say that he studied urban Russian language to detect if Inosuke’s using bad words
Even the teachers and the principle don’t care about it. It’s like the students are allowed to do whatever they like at this point
‘’I think it’s wrong to force students and shape them all according to rules.’’ – Principle Oyakata, at some point
About this strict math teacher thing with Sanemi… Reminds me of some certain Baldi-
Sanemi staring at student trying to solve math as he rhythmically slaps his bendy ruler to his free hand.png
But no he doesn’t smack you if you get it wrong
He YEets you out of the heccin window-
Poor Genya.
Legends say that Genya can’t go out if he doesn’t do his maths :(
Muichirou and Yuichirou love pranking them neighbors. The classic twin prank. Oh yes.
Shinobu doesn’t do anything that’s straightly against the rules but who doesn’t love pissing Giyuu off? She loves it.
Kanao was taken care of by the Kocho family and they already look like real siblings. They wear similar butterfly ornaments and the idea of them standing near each other in the age order is very cute ( ´ ω ` )
The only thing that Shinobu doesn’t like about her house is that. biccass. neighbor. Douma blyat.
‘’That loudass excuse of a neighbor should talk with his bicces somewhere else or I’m gonna-‘’ - Quote, Shinobu
Kanae plugged Kanao’s ears so don’t you worry.
The first visit of Kamaboko Gang to Kamado’s house was d̶i̶s̶a̶s̶t̶r̶o̶u̶s̶ remarkable
Zenitsu’s first thought: ‘’How do they manage with this many children?’’ (That’s a question I ask myself considering the money and stuff…)
Inosuke has finally found his place: The ‘’Chest out in the open’’ Gang.
The gang includes: Inosuke, Kaigaku, Akaza, Sanemi when he’s too fed up and thankfully not Mitsuri. The gang’s open for anyone who has their chest out in the open.
Makomo and Nezuko are buddies.
Legends say that Kaigaku legit took Zenitsu out and rode the night on his motorcycle at full speed.
Of course they got beaten by good jii-chan Jigoro.
‘’The Twelve Demon Moons’’ are the legendary students who are known for their rule-breaking record. They incredibly popular throughout the school.
They’re following the tradition that was handed down by ‘’Master Muzan’’ who was the naughtiest student signed up to the academy, ever.
Inosuke was hyped when he met Akaza.
Kaigaku tries to be one of them.
Mitsuri is very well-known throughout the academy, much like Tanjirou, but if you mention her name to someone, they have the chance of knowing at %100
Tanjirou is already the embodiment of sunshine but what happens when he interacts with Rengoku and Mitsuri? BOOM
Say goodbye to your eyes because you’ll be blind for hours
Looks like lone man Tomioka found company. Sabito accompanies him in lunch breaks
It became a thing to gift Rengoku sweet potatoes and yell WASSHOI together on his birthdays
Senjurou is in Junior High. He is very quiet and he gets lost in the corridors pretty easily. (the academy is one complex building) One day Nezuko found him, after that day they became friends and she helped him find his way.
Senjurou protection squad where you at?
If you think Genya is different from his brother and rather silent? No that’s just an illusion you get under when he’s near Sanemi. He’s as angry as Sanemi and Inosuke with the exception of being able to speak without shouting
Well that’s it for now
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