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tartypatoos · 6 years

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hey umm mao’s back story in the form of IM’s bc i’m a lazy fucker

tartypatoos icry bc growing up mao never hears the word woman or mom , and the idea that she's possibly not a mutant or not a turtle terrifies her bc it's all she knows

batalert Mao: idk who i am Babs: u is kind. u is smart. u is important. and u is my baby sis.

tartypatoos aaaaaa mao is just super upset the first time a villan tells her she's a human and sits her down and cross references her with the turtles

batalert Babs, cradling Mao's head while covering her ears: sHU T U P

tartypatoos and in her story line it's one of the things that destroys her and triggers her depression and the part of her story where she runs away , gets kidnapped and tortured by the shredder , then finds out he's her biological father

batalert me, suddenly remembering an under co Foot Clan oc i have: i wanna give Mao two sisters now if u wouldn't m i n d

tartypatoos aaaAAAA GIVE HERALL THE SISTERS

batalert KJHGKJFDHGDKJ NI C E

tartypatoos mao basically goes months without seeing the boys bc splinter had put her on a buss out of town so she'd be safe but she ran away and got kidnapped instead

batalert me, preparing a care packet for her: poor baby girl. poor baby.

tartypatoos yeee when she does escape splinter gets mad at first because he was sending her away to avoid this and it puts a wedge in their relationship

batalert n O ;A;

batalert P O O R B A B Y G I R L give her a break 2k17

tartypatoos ummmm n ever ?

batalert Babs, filling out adoption papers: we'll see about that hgfjghjgh Babs. ily. but p ls

tartypatoos thats actually when they find out about her maotations

batalert mAOTATIONS GOD i'll never be over that props to u

tartypatoos asdfghjk and she starts loosing her mind to the personalities of each one left over and warring in her head and not all of them are good ?

tartypatoos mikey gives them all nicknames some of them are like different aspects of her personality or personified emotions and then others are complete induvuals who know all of maos nlife and memories

batalert b OI IT'S LIKE INSIDE OUT BUT INSTEAD OF JUST EMOTIONS ALONE IT'S PERSONALITY ASPECTS BYE I'M SH O OK

tartypatoos yeah but like mutating is painful for her and she can feel them trying to take over constantly when she isn't mutated and she knows that hypothetically they could make her not ever exist in her own body again

batalert yeah and i'm just :') imagining her pained grunts and cries as she shifts . mutates and i'm :') not okay gIVE HER A B R E AK ah ahhahaha wow fuck that hur ts

tartypatoos y EP

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and raph starts to get scared when one takes over enough where she destroys her room , breaks the music box donnie gave her and comes seconds away from lashing out and slitting his throat

batalert B I H I STG pls fight Babs but also Babs being gentle with Mao after this shit instead of being afraid and just pets her hair like "it's okay, Mao. it's okay."

tartypatoos and its a tiny cut but only bc raph stopped her and he nows donnie is the person she cares about the most

batalert yes that's a Return Of The Joker ref and i'm hurting jhgghfgjf wELP

tartypatoos om g

batalert Raph: knows Donnie is the only one she cares about now Raph:

tartypatoos so she is horrified and immediately runs because she doesn't wanna hurt anyone else

tartypatoos and raph tends to donnie before deciding he's going to ' talk ' to her

batalert ah ahah haha "talk" when there's quotation marks that does not mean talk and i'm :''''')

tartypatoos he finds her crying on a rooftop and she hears him and she's so happy and she asks if donnie is okay then then he pulls out his sai's and she's just mortified because it hits her about whats about to happen

tartypatoos he chases her and pins her on a siderailing and she's going super unstable and he just looks her in the eyes as he stabs her before tossing her off into the street

batalert https://youtu.be/2LuGzwNy2ws?t=1m7s

tartypatoos also she gets hit by a car on the way down

tartypatoos but she doesn't die

batalert fUCK U??????????? STOP HURTING ME oh thank god

tartypatoos instead raph panics and runs bc she wasn't supposed to survive that bc now she can snitch on him and oh my god humans just found her and she'll tell everyone about them

batalert "bc now she can snitch on him" i know i shouldn't have but i fucking snorted so l o ud

tartypatoos asdfghjkl

batalert gfdkjgfkjghkjd

batalert "snitches get stitches" bITCH SHE NEEDS STITCHES BC SHE'S WOUNDED DAMN SON

tartypatoos ASDFGHJKL but she ends up admitted into a hospital in a three month coma and donnie finds out and basically is determined to break her out as soon as she's awake bc then she won't be under constant watch and raph lies and says it was shredder who did it so they don't know yet and on one of raphs shifts to watch her he skips and when it's donnies turn he freaks bc she's gone

batalert ah hah aha hah a i'm not okay fuck this fuck u bye i'm i need some fUCKING TIS SU ES STOP HURTING THE ABBY BABY

batalert FML

tartypatoos sdfghjkl turns out she did tell everyone she was just begging to go home bc mikey needs her and she wants to know if donnie is okay

batalert :')))))))))))))))))

tartypatoos but they can't find her long ass name on record and they assume she's just delusional

batalert

tartypatoos so she gets sent to a psychiatric ward and she's fine at first at least until someone tells her her family doesn't exist and she just looses it and she ATTACKS THEm

batalert mA O PLS FAM I STG GIVE HER A BREA K

tartypatoos so she gets put in solitary and drugged up and strapped to a table and pretty much is just zombified and they drive it into her head that none of her family exists

tartypatoos so when they do pin down her location they find her with a sheet over her body and face , strapped down to a table and when they take it off she just shows no emotion she's like ' oh my imaginary friends came back ' and it just crushes all of them

batalert and it just crushes my heart i

batalert need to lie down i am one wounded bITCH my friend :') i c b

tartypatoos they pretty much bring her home and she's completely numb emotionally and physically they had her so drugged she can't even stand they just lay her in her bed and wait in the next room just trying to figure out what to do

batalert imma go mobile till i fall asleep bc this stupid bitch hasn't slept all night bc again she's stupid so i'll be back in a few hours fjghfjhgjf

tartypatoos asdfghjkl

batalert pls spam me with anything else u wanna share if u'd like! i love coming back to cool stuff <3

tartypatoos s ame tho

tartypatoos aaaaaa oKIE

batalert sorry to poof i'm just so sore i feel death poking my lower bac k fghfkjghkjf i sHALL RETURN later fghfjgfhgj

tartypatoos YEEEEE basically they start fighting and it takes her like a week before the drugs wear off

tartypatoos and when they do she just wakes up to an exhausted donnie and a sleeping mikey and leo on her bed and raph is nowhere to be seen and she just starts crying and they all just hold her and splinter runs in and donnie asks her what happened and she just

tartypatoos she wont say

tartypatoos and when she falls asleep again donnie looks at her wounds and he just loses it bc he knows what shredder given wounds look like and that aint it so he runs to raph and just goes off enough to wake her up and her first reaction is to run /bCtHaTfIxEsEvErYtHiNg/

tartypatoos she makes it to the top of one of the skyscrapers and thats when everything hits rock bottom she blames herself and she /knows/ they'd be better off without her so she jumps but this time raph and donnie followed her donnie jumps after her and grabs he and they cry and scream at each other on the way down before last second metal head pulls them away from the ground

tartypatoos and they just cry together on a rooftop and that's when they realized they were being ambushed and donnie tries to block her from a blast of mutagen only for maoyonnie to be born

#(( this covers how the maotations started and most of her trauma #(( there is attempted murder #(( violence and medical abuse #batalert #// .& maoyin ! tracking #// .& hc | mao | general headcannons //#// .& musing | maoyin //#// .& visage | maoyin //#// .& char tag | hamato yang neko mao yin ! dance dark cherry blossom . brightest cat . //#// .& tartypatoos ! tracking tag //

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littleandroidwrites · 7 years

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[ text ] Right now? Do you realize how late it is? // [ text ] [ ✓ Read 3:32 AM ] (DREVANNI tbh)

[Nancy Drew]: Right now? Do you realize how late it is?

[Giovanni]: time is a construct, nancy. yet another mechanism of The Man to hold us all back

[Giovanni]: besides 1am ain’t that fuckin late what are you a grandma

[Giovanni]: last text redacted. you are a grandma. i don’t need to ask

[Giovanni]: anyway the long and short of it all is that i’m outside ur dorm and tbh it’s p fucking considerate of me to text instead of just coming in unannounced sooo ur move

[Giovanni, unsent]: mainly cause ur fucking devil cat keeps mauling me whenever i step foot inside the place without u but

[Nancy Drew]: [ ✓ Read 3:32 AM ]

[Giovanni]: honestly? p fucking rude of you not to respond to that

[Giovanni]: i mean? turn off ur read receipts if u want me to think you’re asleep

[Giovanni]: you have no idea how many girls would kill to have a guy text them excerpts of the bee movie script in the middle of the night

[Giovanni]: wait don’t even tell me. you’re completely awake but ur too bus y READING and STUDYING to respond

[Giovanni]: why are you such a loser?? literally why? what happened to you? were you bitten by a radioactive worm that was the most unpopular worm in his worm colony?

[Giovanni]: are you unpopular worm girl? is that your superhero name?

[Giovanni]: do oyu have a latex suit /? haha that was related but also unrelated

[Giovanni]: drew

[Giovanni]: STOP LEAVING ME ON READ

[Giovanni]: would it KILL YOU TO TEXT ME BAC K EVEN ONCE

[Giovanni]: bet u think ur pretty funny with that typing-then-not-typing shit huh. jokes on u cause watching three little dots is more entertaining than anything you have to say anyway

[Giovanni]: if you don’t reply i am going to Yell

[Giovanni]: I’M YELLING

#vassilievich #petition for u 2 get a url that i can spell #me: [replies to a meme from 2015]#can't believe how quickly i work i'm like lightning #r u shook #yes i spent over a year crafting this each letter required weeks of careful deliberation #otp: i could kiss you #giovanni has no shame #(it's because everybody else is so ashamed of him they do it for him)#anywyay #why now essy?????#why THIS meme when there are TENS OF MEMES from WITHIN THE LAST TWELVE MONTHS #good q #wish i had an a

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malaiseofdyingrelationships-blog · 6 years

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Hey w, does your being a badass wilderness person mean you still have substantial discounts to backpacks? M and I went on Sierra trading post and found the perf bag but I only get a 20% and I think his is 24. Think yours could be a little bit more? Thanks! Congrats on being done with science forever

Hey phoebe! I too am happy that I can return to my regularly scheduled programming of stories of sea otters and such. so my backcountry code is no longer valid, but I can order direct from the companies still. I can get 35-40% off both Osprey and Gregory, if that helps. What packs are you looking at? Oh OR is on there too– there’s this giant portal most gear companies use. And thanks for the accolade- I’m flattered. With packs you’ve actually kinda wandered into my pet obsession, even among other types of gear. i was just looking at some super hot semi custom stuff… Don’t tell me gear can’t be sexy

oh gear is uber sexy. Ok this pack has m AND a stamp of approval. I might have to ask you for discounts ordering hiking boots after I figure what I want this weekend. Don’t think buying a new coat is necessary? Idk, I’m not sure. Thoughts?

What’s the climate like where you’re headed?

Ok so I don’t know if I’ll be in the lowlands or up in the mountains but mostly rainy in the summer and snowy but dryish winter. However, it’s lowest pt is 5k ft above sea level

Wow I didn’t know they got snow

Lol why cuz it’s Africa? How dare you. Oh ok so snowy all year in some parts (probe int he highlands) and a bunch of snow in winter. I’m really hoping they’d assign me up in the mountains. That’d be ideal.

Hahaha I guess you’re right– it is pretty far south. This place gets cooler and cooler. The mountains are legit.

Yea seriously… but Africa is a black box for most of us anyway. Additionally, should I get a new coat? Idk

It depends– if you have a solid jacket you can wash it and reapply the water-resistant coating and that helps a ton. if you don’t have super solid hats and especially gloves i’d invest in good gloves first.

120 for a backpack still seems rather excessive…

How often will you be using it?

Well I’m not planning on bring a large suitcase so probably all the time. This is it. My life’s possessions for the next 2 years.

That’s scary. And I put everything in 2 duffels at the end of each term. But kinda freeing too.

Nah, I’m going buddhist for a while :) The things I’ve seen people do for material things.

Ugh.

Kinda cool and romantic tho, don’t you think? I hope this is what freedom feels like.

Still objects are cool. They’re my favorite historical things, because you can totally write a 20 page essay about a staircase handrail or a 1980s nylon backpack. It is romantic, and you’ll get to use more local materials too!

What can you say about the handrail? I’m looking forward to not being bombarded with media all the time and just having the time and space to meditate and read literature and philosophy and go hiking and petting goats :)

That it symbolizes 1930s ideas of nature and its transformations, as wells a land ethic and so much more. This is at Timberline :) Hope you get to see it one day! What is the 30s idea of nature? Is that where the idea of pristine wilderness comes in? But I remember you telling me that national parks became a thing as a way to combine labor and leisure.

I would say that became a thing like around 1930. Earlier parks like yellowstone (1916) were more pristine ideas of nature. 30s was totally multiuser. The handrail is actually a piece of scrap iron and an old cedar telephone pole. It’s carved and reshaped, similar to ideas of improving the land, and also serves to connect the building to the land around it.

Huh, not sure what I was expecting but definitely not that. It’s beautiful! I was imagining the flimsy iron handrails that adorn the sides of mountains in China

Hahaha yea, it’s a bit different.

Your sentences are practically lyrical. I sincerely appreciate you sharing all this with me!

It’s an old railroad rails smithed by Works Progress Administration circa 1937. Awww you know the way to my feels. Thanks :)

I love how poetic your writing is, even in something as technical as handrail design. I only wish physicists wrote as well as you.

I’m blushing.

Surely you must know. But I didn’t think about the historical progression of an object like an 80s backpack. How are modern backpacks different? Well, I guess we prioritize and carry different things now. When I think about pianos and piano technology, there really hasn’t been any changes from Steinway’s late 19th c design so I’m curious to see how many modifications gear can go through.

Yea, but most people find it florid or annoying– thanks for seeing the value in it :) (btw I don’t think anyone’s ever turned me on with just words, but… :P) Hm. You’re totally right with the pianos. The 70s and 80s saw the advent of nylon-based pack fabrics, as well as the emergence of the post-WW@ American obsession with wilderness.

yea! That handrail reminds me of those elaborately carved wooden harpsichords or early iterations of the modern piano but piano tech really died down after the 19th c. Haha I thought Americans were always obsessed with wilderness.

People essentially used oil based plastics to explore what they thought of as nature. And gear became more than a means to an ends but a symbol of status of leisure too. Ooh, have you ever played a harpsichord? I did once and I got what Bac was after.

Hence the 120 I’m dropping on a backpack. Yea! We have one here too. you play? Damn. A man of many talents.

Nah, in the 1700s if you wanted to go camp in the wild you were batshit crazy. Like people thought the devil lived there. literally. (Christ in the wilderness, temptation, all that jazz.)

There’s a piano maker in Freeport who makes 17 and 18c style pianos. It was quite the experience. Huh, Did nature become worshipped during the Enlightenment? Thoreau and such

You’re being seduced by all the deadly deadly nature. I played from like 5-16, all piano. The harpsichord was a one night stand.

You’ll have to play for me. Why did you never mention this? I bet you’re really good.

Transcendentalist and pastoral ideas of nature, but not wilderness. Haha you’re actually helping me study…

to be honest, I roll my eyes at the transcendentalists. Studying for which class? I thought you dropped your resilience class and that humanities majors don’t have exams lol

Pfffft I just mess around for fun now and even that’s rare. i hardly play anymore, but I think if I started again I’d be ok.

That’s what people really good say.

Oh the resilience class was last term. I’m not *that* much of a train wreck this term I’m in perspectives, which has a final, and k’s borderlands and frontiers class has one.

Well, good luck. I’m sure you’ll do well. Seduce him away with your poetry.

Oh I will.

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