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existing-on-cloral · 1 year

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pendragon as vines (but it’s mostly bobbyspader (what is their ship name?)):

Gunny, talking about Spader/Bobby: And they were suitemates.

Uncle Press, watching from Solara: Oh my Halla, they were suitemates.

Press, about Bobby: Ooh, my boy going to save Halla! Fuck it up!

Gunny, canonically from 1937, pointing at Bobby and Spader cuddling: What the fuck- is this allowed? What the fuck- is that allowed?

Bobby: stahp

Gunny: (realizes something about himself)

Press: Two bros, chilling on a skimmer, five feet apart, cause they’re not g-

Bobby/Spader: (kiss)

Press: O.O

Saint Dane: You know, the Travelers can be really aggressive, so it’s important to take all precautions.

Saint Dane, blowing an airhorn in Bobby’s face: Get fucked!

Bobby, booking it to the flume on Eelong: AHahahahaAAAAAAHHh AAAH ahaaaaaa

Kasha: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

Spader, after a bag of chips falls on his head: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tor-till-a!

Aja, driving on Second Earth for the first time: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

Mark: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book!

(Courtney hits electric piano chord)

Loor, to Spader: Hey, I’m lesbian.

Spader: I thought you were Zadaa-ian?

Bobby, behind the camera: AHHAa!

Spader: AHAH!HGir! Stop, I coulda dropped my craw-sant!

(Loor watching some deer)

Bobby: ahCHOO

(deer run)

Loor: Oh, nice, Bobby.

Bobby: I sneezed! Oh, I’m not allowed to sneeze?

Saint Dane, disguised as a police officer: Do you know how fast you were going back there?

Bobby, putting on sunglasses: I would’ve been going faster, officer, but you stopped me!

(Saint Dane dragging Bobby out of the car)

Aja, from the back seat: You goin’ to jail, boy!

Spader: We’re getting pulled over!

Bobby: Quick! Put these on!

(Bobby and Spader put on camouflage)

Saint Dane, in a slightly worse police officer disguise: License and registrati- WHAT THE-

(Bobby and Spader get out and run away)

Saint Dane, panicking: Who opened that? Devil car! DE-VIL-CAR!

Bobby, to Spader: I love you bitch!

Spader: wha- oh my god

Bobby: I ain’t never gonna stop lovin’ you. Biiiiitch!

Spader, doing fucking anything during The Never War:

Bobby: Weoow.

Aja: I don’t need friends, they disappoint me.

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cebwrites · 2 years

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more trans claimed charas cause my brain will not stop!

trans fem Robin during her archeology studies figuring she is trans. like actual archeologists determine a skeletons "gender" off context clues of their culture, even maybe something that tells who that person is is better, but if there's nothing they'll go by bones tentatively.

Robin finding that other cultures gender roles and presentation inspires her to explore herself. finding her self in her studies and being recognized by her fellow archeologists of being a smart little girl. also the bit of euphoria of having the "flower flower" devil fruit. she took advantage of that baroque works evil insurance/money to get medical transition.

trans Nami that knew when she was real little and that's part of why she gets hand-me-downs from her older sister (nonbinary fem Nojiko, Bellemere does not care of gender but as badass mom) getting the pinwheel/melon tattoo was not only something for her home/mom/gunny uncle but the softest thing she's ever had on her and added to her euphoria of being fem. also also having steady meals by Sanji and filling out her figure, especially also after the time skip with a stable place to learn her skills, feeling she has curves more so than before when she didn't always have food.

oh man "Self Made Man" is somehwere on Frankys workshop walls cause he literally is! makes one for Usopp cause he also is! Franky calls his nipple lights gender affirming cause he always wanted to "light up your lives!" he's so gender-whatever being a cyborg just doubles that.

Luffys gender is pirate king. nothing else needs to be said.

we are driving the down with the cis bus, u n me anon AKSDJUHSRGH

OHHH THAT'S GOOOOOOOD the hc i had with a friend of mine was that robin kind of always knew, like her aunt treated her so awfully that she'd be forced to wear her cousin's clothes but never really felt bad about being in "girls clothes" rather that it was done as a show of cruelty

when robin went on the run she figured that "disguising herself as a woman" would make things easier since the navy was looking for a young man and over time things just slowly fell into place, baroque definitely helping (croc may be a dictator but he's paying full coverage for ur tits as an agent, he said we support trans healthcare 💅💅)

bellemere had shaved sides and pronouns of course she'd support her little Gender(tm) baby girls 😤😤

USOPP AND FRANKY IN MATCHING SELF MADE MAN SHIRTS!!! THAT'S A FATHER AND HIS SON!!!!!!!! everyone groans whenever franky makes that old joke but robin just does her soft little smile because that's the cyborg she fell in love with 🥺💕

loof's gender is the grubby pair of shoes that makino bought him at like twelve but he wore them out within three months as a growing kid (+ luffy not liking them anyway because sandals were comfier to him) and he's never thought about gender again

// lays down on the floor it'd be so easy to transition on law's crew..... they've probably got loads of hrt and the best doctor as their cap........... why can't i kiss law and get them to chop my tiddies off

#cebask #one piece #queer headcanons #one piece headcanons

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