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snzluv3r · 11 months

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my ex is one of my best friends (in true lesbian fashion of course) and i’m their ‘witness’ for their autism evaluation so i’m staying with them for the week and their cats are ALL over me so i’m all sneezy and an allergic mess.

and they know about the kink so every time i have a sneezing fit they just give me this LOOK like they know how crazy it’s driving me

i am getting absolutely no work done because i am so distracted in multiple ways

#the ONE person i told about the kink also happens to be the one who sees me sneeze the most #if only they had the kink LOL they don’t see the appeal at all #they actually hate when i sneeze too much like get visibly annoyed #got a clingy ass cat in my lap and her tail is tickling my arms #it’s so obvious why we are exes like i had therapy today and i literally logged onto the zoom session WHILE WE WERE FIGHTING LMFAO #my therapist was like okay i guess we can do relationship therapy today (she is technically certified as one)

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