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T-7 days until the barbie movie and imma sh it my pants
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my campus yik yak had a user who called themselves GossipSquirrel bc of our campus's high volume of squirrels and they made posts about Nut Archibald and Squirrelena Van Der Woodsen and that's honestly the funniest thing that I've ever seen
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A little about me
So this is my first time being a blogger. A few life events are occurring and I want to share with you guys <3 A few major things in the past year that you should know about:
My Dad came out of the closet... My mom was devastated. He was not very nice to me afterwards and called me mean names so we don’t talk at the moment.
My mom found a new guy like 9 months ago and now she is move country to marry him (maybe a little too soon?) (Will there be a marriage number 3?)
I’ve been slightly bulimic since I was 14... No one knows, I’ve been working on getting better but I have relapses (Lol I suck at quitting things)
I’m in 18 in first year university and it’s a love hate thing :)
I’m in a very committed 5 year relationship and I love him very much but I have never been with anyone else and secretly wonder what it’s like to be with other people.
Well that’s a bit about me <3
Talk to you later
XOXO Gossip Squirrel
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BLAKE LIVELY IS A QUEEN
*man steals blake’s cupcake*
“Have you had anything stolen from you?”
“MY FREEDOM WHEN I MURDER THAT MAN FOR STEALING MY CUPCAKE”
Blake Lively ladies and gentlemen
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someone remind me to start live tweeting my reactions to TV shows bc some of the quotes are golden
“i’m as scared as a cat with a long tail in a room full of rocking chairs” for example
-xoxo gossip squirrel
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UoGCompliments and GossipSquirrel
Okay, I may be being rivaled a little bit from the aforementioned parties and their anonymous gossiping and such, but I am really just going to be happy for the fact that Guelph is becoming Gossip central! Maybe one day we can all join together.
Now onto real business. My apologies for being so MIA, what can I say, we all know how life gets sometimes. Now for some recent updates:
Sssssauce has found new-love (obviously) with a certain Swim-Pond, which may be largely un-requited but she'll go for it regardless.
Edward Pen Hands is also looking extremey hopeful these days, spreading love, hope and a little bit of tumour around GE.
Blakichan has also been named the Head Vagina of the Male Vagina Squad, which has officially affected pretty much all the BBBs. I mean, who hasn't been personally victimized by Blakichan George?
Speaking of BBBs, Kay almost potentially got in with the woman that could bring us back to the BBB! If only.
L has potentially recovered from the initial heartbreak from Ssssauce and gained up the courage to ask her what the square root of 240 is, too bad she still could not make eye contact with him.
Oh yeah, and on a side note, did you know the fish Sturgeon is as big as a canoe?
Well, that seems to be all for now Guelphites - good luck with the midterms, have a good reading week, and please, keep on keepin' on!
MoOooO
~ Gwelf Gurl
#Guelph#GossipSquirrel#UoGCompliments#University of Guelph#sturgeon#EPH#L#Ssssauce#Swim-Pond#Male Vagina Squad#Blakichan#BBBs
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ate sushi at Aquaman and felt mildly rude
is that a crime ?
it feels like it should be
-xoxo go fish squirrel
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shaving my legs makes them look like poultry and now i’m hungry
-xoxo gossip girl
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thank god the moon is back up in the sky and we didn’t accidentally jump universes
-xoxo gossip squirrel
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i moved 30 mins away and i swear it feels like a completely different town. like driving to the movie theatre on streets i’ve never been on before and i’m so confused
-xoxo gossip squirrel
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president garfield’s full name is andrew garfield and you can’t convince me otherwise
-xoxo gossip squirrel
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-xoxo hungry squirrel
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