Unpopular opinions you agree with
**Pineapple belongs on pizza **
Oreos in milk are overrated
New Disney is better than old Disney
K-pop isn’t good
Riverdale is overrated
Being childish isn’t a bad thing
Tarantulas are cute
Books are better than movies
Beards on men are ugly
Snapchat isn’t that cool
Taylor Swift’s albums are overrated
Cooked vegetables are better than fruit
“The Kissing Booth” movie isn’t that good
“Money can’t buy happiness” isn’t real
Black coffee is better than all other coffee
Converses are uncomfortable
“The Incredibles 2″ is overhyped
Soccer isn’t fun sport to watch
**Ketchup is nasty **
Donuts are gross
Cats better than dogs
Beyoncé is overrated
Android is better than Apple
Sprite is better than Pepsi or Coke
Trump is a good president
Peanut butter is disgusting
Soda tastes terrible
Tacos are gross
**Teens use their phone too much **
Vanilla is better than chocolate
Yeezys are ugly
Pizza is gross
School is fun
Sardines are delicious
Despacito was not a good song at all
Croptops are ugly
Honey is disgusting
**Metal music is amazing **
Showering at night is better than showering in the morning
It’s annoying when people say “bless you” after you sneeze and they should mind their own business
Cake is not that good
Waking up early rules
Staying friends with your exes is fine and healthy
Concerts are not fun
Watching a movie at home is better than watching a movie in theaters
Anything fewer than four “ha”s in a “hahahaha” text is rude
Cats just seem more human than dogs
Getting presents is more stressful than it’s worth
Strawberries get more credit than they deserve
Taking a nap is usually a bad idea
**It’s better to be hot than cold **
Vegetables are better than dessert
Christmas is not the best holiday, not by a long shot
^Thanksgiving is the best holiday
Karaoke is only fun if you are a good singer and love attention. It’s horrifying for the rest of us
There’s no reason to send cards in 2020. It’s a waste of trees
**Talking on the phone is easier and better than texting **
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Texting Slang I Use
ily | idk | wtf | ttyl | stfu | cuz | rn | kms |** lol | wth** | oml | tmr | brb | lmao | ty | smh | np |** ikr | nvm** | idgaf |** ur | btw | idc** | bc
Parties Hosted before Friends make me go Prom Only eats the food Sings along Doesn’t talk to anyone Family parties Goes at least 1 a year Went with bf/gf Made new friend(s) Never drank Hooked up with someone Sitting the whole time Dances Prefers to stay at home School dances Stayed up all night Goes with friends Invited but does not go Drank mysterious liquid Got drunk Social with everyone DJ-ed a party
My Crush boy glasses older than me stylish long hair brunette short techie smart shy girl braces blue eyes freckles red hair younger than me rich short hair popular tall book worm plays a sport brown eyes blonde
Different Types of Virgo 1, The CEOs sensitive but doesn’t show it rolling their eyes for your drama wears black clothes a lot “my time is precious” lets failures define their self-worth doesn’t give up easily 4/6 2, The Beauty Queen discounted clothes are the absolute best not gonna be anyone’s side hoe insecure with their looks perfectionist mentality congenial, tires to be kind not ashamed of their sexuality 6/6 3, The Motherly Type holds grudges makes sure you eat well underappreciated to the core tries to help you in any way possible patient but easily irritated gets excited when you ask them about something they’re a pro at 5/6 4, The Chill Intellectual thrifts clothing 4/20 friendly watched documentaries about topics has so many conspiracy theories doesn’t give a fuck, just wants to have some peace good grades without trying 2/6
When a Virgo Is Sad “I’ll joke about my pain haha” “Fuck I’m lonely” Stressing out for no reason Tries hard not to cry Still tryna be there for people “Wow, I’ve been made the bad guy again..nice” “No one appreciates me” In need of romance or just comfort?
Inside The Mind of a Virgo
**“Bruh” **| resilience | being smart af | y’all are gonna miss me when I’m gone” | being good at listening | checking up on friends because you care | not realizing how beautiful you are | :( | boss ass bitch that’s goofy | not apologizing for speaking the truth | “fuck you but fuck me” | bravery | empathy | cackling over the fact that their friends ended up hurt after they didn’t take the advice the gave | a whole Pinterest board of cute outfits | cute baby animals | hating group projects with dumb people
You as a Friend Spamming memes Giving your friends life-changing advices You’re witty Trying your best to make time for friends So nice to everyone else but hard on yourself The biggest crackhead Would literally lock friends up if they try to text their exes
Five Things That Annoy You Always feeling like you’re self-inviting yourself to an event Being behind slow walkers in busy areas Deadlines on important tasks Ignorant people who think they’re smart “Just get over it, look on the brighter side”
Things You’ve Google Searched Before What do my dream mean? Pornhub Good sleep tips WebMD am I dying? Heartbreak music People falling over
Random Lush for cash Needing therapy Masking pain Being called the “office bitch” Being the mom friend Comfort food Laughing at who your exes downgraded to Overanalyzing everything people say to you You’re helpful People have called you cute before You can’t tolerate dumb people You can either be really friendly or would put a gun to people’s heads “Existence is pain” Just wanting to get shit done You have great problem-solving skills You’re passionate and hard-working You feel uncomfortable when people are too giving with you You’re anxious You’re friendly but skeptical Expecting the worst Very frequent mood changes You’re romantic lowkey Ghosting toxic people You take good photos You’re open to constructive criticism You’d do anything for family You like to get shit done asap Sad over childhood nostalgia Being a ride or die friend Personality over looks Wanting to be a kid again highkey Wanting to be in control Kinda patient You have to deal with idiots on a regular “Why the fuck aren’t the dishes arranged in alphabetical order?” “I literally did not ask for your opinion” Stressing out over nothing important “Gosh I should’ve stayed home today”
Rate how important you think each of these is in a partner from 1-10 (1= not important/don’t care, 10=very important)
Speaking the same language 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Living in the same city 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Living in the same country 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Not swearing **1 **| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Good hygiene 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Similar interests as you 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Them not living with their parents 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Being employed/having a good job 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
The amount of money they have **1 **| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Being good in bed 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | **5 **| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Being good with kids 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Playfulness 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Height 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |** 8** | 9 | 10
Going to the same school/work 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
How popular they are 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Their body/built 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Having good hair 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
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