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#god I’m so obsessed with cuckoos I could go on and on and ON abt them
malewifemaker · 3 months
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Sorry but I wanna ramble cringely about Feathers and Minthara so here goes if I keep this in I'm gonna burst and toh the point of this blog is self ship nonsense anyway so-
I typically always make her give bird themed nicknames to others... like when I shipped her w/ Sniper, since she'd see him skinning things he's hunted often, she'd call him her shrike/butcher bird. Now I'm pairing her with Minthara I thought about it and I think she'd land on cuckoo. Which. Is an unfortunately named/associated bird for sure fjhdikfd.
I think Minthara gets heated thinking it’s some kinda weird insult/poking fun at first, especially because she doesn't want to be seen as mad or "cuckoo" like Orin or something. She thinks her actions are all well thought out, wtf is this giant bitch's problem. Which causes Feathers to autistically be like this:
"No no! It's no insult. Because, if you understand what a cuckoo actually IS, well... I think you have some qualities in kind with it. Cuckoos lay their eggs in the nests of other birds, yes? A cuckoo is... a bird, that shares the same plumage as a hawk, in order to alarm and disorientate the songbirds it has to outwit. It is a fox in lion's clothing. It lies in wait, it is cunning and calculated - not some blunt, twitchy instrument like a hawk. When it strikes, it is perfect in its movements, a precise, intelligent tool. And the results are devastating - the destruction of an entires summers work, or brood, in return for its own gain. Its methods may seem cruel to those who would judge its way of survival, but they are truly well thought out. It can swallow the most poisonous and heinous of caterpillars that no other birds shall touch, it is resourceful. And when the winter starts to come in, it is already gone before all the other birds - ahead of them, due to its own cunning and perception. It is a true survivor, and misjudged - rather like you, to me."
And Minthara is just like because wow yeah okay that is... Feathers really thought about that huh. And. It does fit! That giant sure really knows her, really does dote on her thinking of silly things like a perfect bird comparison... coming from Feathers, an avian themed pet name really does mean a lot, and Minthara knows her well enough to know that at this point. Minthara is flattered by it and she's like god fucking damn it that she is… how has she let her heart be as warmed as it is by it. The autistic ornithology charisma... the nickname "cuckoo"... no… really? Yea, really… shes let it capture her...
EMBARRASSING. She probably concedes that its a lovely sentiment but insists feathers only ever use it in private since the others at camp would definitely tease about it hehe. And overtime it grows even more on her, the way Feathers always says it when she enters her tent :3
I just love Feathers looking at this random murderous drow and there's a thought bubble over her head of a cuckoo and she goes all warm inside like "Mmm my little cuckoo :D" They are both truly such a funny wacky pairing I feel like. I could talk abt them all fuckin' day I s2g Good God.
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