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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ happy birthday axel!!🎉🎉⛓️🧡
#vtuber#GET SQUISHED IDIOT#WHEN WILL I GET TIRED OF GROUP HUGS. NEVER#hugs are one of my fave forms of affection I think#holostars#holotempus#axel syrios#regis altare#machina x flayon#banzoin hakka#gavis bettel#josuiji shinri#magni dezmond#noir vesper#i lied about never drawing them as 8 again because here they are#can you believe it's been a year since axel syrios attacked me directly (his bday thumbnail last year)#ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. IDIOT. HMPH (affectionate)#theyre all so stupid I love them dearly
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Simon watch out wATCH OUT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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fun pranks to play on your friend,
#get squished idiot#something silly based on an idea a friend sent me#tf kink#transformation#tf#shortstack#nsft furry#furry nsft
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oh woooow
you played wii sports
and somehow you keep eating shit while skating, I don't think your weak little punches would even tickle <3
Anyone hear that? Is sounded like a little mouse squeaking on the ground.
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Lovingly claimed <3
Bunny belongs to Astrid @miss-mossball
Made using her [plushie base!]
#get squished idiot#there should be a bunny lapin plushie.....#astral anomaly astrid#bunny lapin#my art#my characters#bunny's amazing ocs
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Adam Warlock in Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 (2023)
#there he goes :) get squished idiot.#adam warlock#will poulter#gotgedit#adamwarlockedit#marveledit#guardians of the galaxy#mcuedit#willpoulteredit#*#space jesus#thanking every god rn that they actually gave him cosmic powers. I'll never stop fuming over how bad Thanos got nerfed >:/
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I really liked the last sketch I posted so here’s the follow up: C O M P R E S S I O N
#lmao get squished idiot#I bet that’d be kinda nice though…aside from his ribs probably cracking from unrestrained Big Dog weight#like a big warm weighted blanket that licks your face every so often (and could hurl you into the stratosphere if it wanted to)#sam and max#sam and max freelance police#freelance husbands#my art#also if y’all don’t read my image descriptions umm you should I try to make them funny :> feedback welcome also!!#I’m still not certain if I’m doing them right to actually work with screen readers properly. def wanna fix em up if I’m not
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by happenstance i caught the latter three hours of this nearly four hour pannenkoek premiere; i've loved his technical SM64 breakdowns for years now, but this shit is bonkers (literally)
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everyone what's ur fav invisible wall? mine's gotta be the lava block squish ceiling
you can be running along these blocks and if you catch em wrong as they fall you just. die. instantly. it's fucking phenomenal
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I used to have a crack theory that the hat is what turned Jimmy into a toy so now that fwhip has it, the skrungly man now has to suffer the pain of being called a toy
#empires smp#empires jimmy#empires fwhip#toy fwhip#cursed hat AU??? I guess#get squished idiot/lovingly#fwhip: nooooo don’t turn me into marketable plushies!!!#empires smp fanart#empires s2
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more or less a shitpost based on this post
#doodles#squish#squishy#squished#get squished again idiot#snake fruit cookie#longan dragon cookie#crob
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he is blissfully unaware of how much I love him
#he doesn't even know. he has no idea#he doesn't know I would die for him#doesn't even have a single clue#goofy idiot doesn't even know#just look at him#I want to grab his cheeks and pinch and pull and squish#I wanna grab him by the shoulders and shake him around#I wanna grab his arms and spin him in a circle until he gets dizzy and falls over#I wanna sling him over my shoulder and carry him away#and he doesn't even know any of it.... woww#aki <3#I'm really insane tonight I'm sorry#I just see aki and I just wanna love him#I get extreme cuteness aggression I just have to#have to go and punch my pillow a bit to get my energy out#I LOVE AKI!!!!!!!!!!
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via Kelly’s IG story
#max verstappen#kelly piquet#Fuck her for so many reasons#including this!!! pain!!!#his squish face#anyways I do not support her I don’t like her but if we get content like this I will post just for archival bf max reasons#if you’re gonna be an idiot who can’t read#then just get fucked
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HOW HAVE I INFECTED EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE WITH TERMINAL FANDOM/SHIPPING DISEASE AND YET ALL OF THESE LITTLE SHITS ARE OBSESSED WITH DIFFERENT CHARACTERS THAN ME
It’s rude and they’re wrong lmfaooo
#momma talks#it’s hysterical to me that even my partner is getting in on these discussions now and he’s always the exact opposite of what I’m on#the kids are a trip tho#I love asking them questions and getting them to rant at me but also why can’t any one you like the idiot I wanna squish. share an idiot#with me#lmfao#this is a blatant lie everyone minus my partner is Kaeya and Chuuya obsessed 🤣🤣🤣#oooh and bakugo#I’m sensing a theme
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There are few things more entertaining than mildly inconveniencing your cat
#if you say I'm wrong I'm taking that as evidence you've never had a cat before#my kitten constantly bothers me. she's underfoot all of the time and she's black so i have to keep lights on constantly so she's not squish#as payback i will bother her#not to the point where she's angry. just to the point where you can tell the gears are turning in her tiny cat brain.#she walks across the room and i move her. she walks back i move her again. and again. and again.#until she eventually looks me in the eyes and says 'please human. i beseech you. why?'#and i just boop her on the nose and say 'get picked up idiot!' and move her once more#but it's ok. she'll get me back later by unraveling 2 miles of yarn across my entire apartment. how'd she get it? that's between her and god#cat#cats#kitten
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It's cliche as hell maybe but gabriel being trans is a fun hc to toss around with that religious guilt of his. overachiever angel who fought his way to the top and earned the respect of the other angels and the tolerance of the council and committing countless atrocities in the process gets severed from his connection to god in the end regardless and has the most self-destructive downward spiral. failure of an angel speedrunning every sin until he kicks the bucket. it's a good thing there's a certain self-indulgent murder toaster to help him with that :)
#early morning gabriel thots u know how it is#ultrakill just has like. a ridiculous amount of some of my most favorite tropes all shoved together in one entity.#i have been actually going insane over this. do u understand.#i am going to torture gabriel sooooo much#<- would anyone actually believe i am deeply sad that it's all but fully guaranteed he will die#bc i am#but for now he is not. therfore i can get a little silly with it#chewing on him like a squeaky dog toy. squishing him in my fist like a falling apart stim toy.#slamming him against a wall like a wet trout or perhaps a sticky hand toy. playing with his guts like silly putty. etcetera#it is simply not my fault his design and lore and voice acting is so tasty#<- i really would like to write for this#sorry but with that fight in heresy you simply cannot convince me he wasnt sooooo into it#is it obvious i am a sucker for really good voice acting#ok i'm done now. maybe.#not tagging this i simply just needed to yell my idiot thoughts somewhere#miles rambles
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