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any more gassy zelink hcs? 👀 like maybe zelda being embarrassed over how much she likes link’s gas and vice versa, or link purposefully making them meals that will mess both of them up? just how this new side of them fits into a newly budding romance ✨✨
I have MANY gassy headcanons for these two lol (feel free to DM 👀)
1Hell yeah, dancing around each other's feelings with an awkward fetish 🥴
Like, they've been through so much together and they must be anxious not to weird each other out or ruin what they have.
...but damn Link really likes farting in Zelda's face and making her squawk indignantly before she gives him that blushing pout he loves
And Zelda has a new habit of "thanking" Link for his cooking by ripping the rudest, nastiest possible fart during the meal
Falling asleep in the same tent, giggling and gasping for air as they fart up a storm and practically gas themselves to sleep every night
Just falling in love with each other more through their farts 🥰
Also YES Link catches on to Zelda's ...reactive royal tummy and immediately gains a fascination with making food that gives her the Farts, with a capital F. He overeats to get himself gassy and they toot so much that everything in a five mile radius gives them a wide berth.
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More gassy ZeLink :)
Post-Calamity, they're definitely not sure where things stand between them and how they should act
The way they're both so anxious not to rip ass in front of each other (a task made difficult by each and every meal giving them horrendous toots)
It's not long before one of them slips up. Link bends over to stoke the fire and blows Zelda's hair back with a monstrous bubbly fart. Or Zelda noisily ruptures in the dead of night and wakes them both up.
Either way, there's a beat of mortified silence before the other one groans in relief and joins their fart to the air with their dearest friend's - and suddenly Link and Zelda are farting up a storm together, laughing and smiling and feeling so much lighter...no longer having to be so pent up with their stinky other half.
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ZeLink fart scenario under the cut hehe
Imagine Link and Zelda bonding over their farts. Traveling alone together across vast Hyrule, sharing the same tent and eating the same food...food foraged from the earth, which certainly can't be good for certain royal tummies!
The intimacy of it all - perhaps, in the dead of night, Link can't hold in a huge mushroom stew fart despite the princess sleeping right next to him. He belts it out, rippling the bedsheets with a stench that could make a horse gag - mortified, he can't say a word. There's a small dainty cough from behind him and he wants to die.
Then, an equally dainty grunt, and Princess Zelda lets rip with the longest, most rancid fart he's ever heard in his life. It just goes on and on, inflating the blankets - when she's done she moans, lifts a leg and cuts three more thick, wet farts in quick succession. Link is absolutely stunned.
Zelda giggles shyly, and murmurs a soft "excuse me". She farts so much that Link finally gives up and joins her, and finds that she's gassier than he is! They stay up for hours laughing and trading thick, nasty emissions until they can't take their own stench anymore and fall asleep.
They've deepened their relationship, and now that relationship is gassy
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