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hiemaldesirae · 1 month

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Vox: *sees Alastor looking like a sick Victorian child leaning heavily on Rosie to get into the Overlords meeting.* "Oh my God, Al--You know eating Valentino fucks up your stomach!! You should have sent Husk in your place." *helps Rosie get Alastor into his Limo, as he texts Valentino.* "Valentino and Velvette are coming for the Vs in the meeting and are recording it. Let's go get you well, big buck." *sits down in back, closing the door as the limo took off.*

Rosie: *shakes her head as she knows Alastor is faking and goes to the meeting.*

Alastor: *leans against Vox, nuzzling against his wife's TV head, spreading his pheromones.*

Vox: *frowns and worriedly checks Alastor's forehead.* "You're very warm. I can't believe you ate Val...again. You know he makes you sick dear. I'm sure there were some assistants that were tastier you could have eaten that work on set, Al."

Alastor: "He said you liked Hannibal's gumbo better then mine....."

Vox: "Al, Hannibal is from Lithuania. (I fact checked this. This is true for the TV show.) He doesn't know how to do creole cooking. Valentino was just being an ass. Besides, your gumbo is the best. I'll take you to our house and you can rest up."

Alastor: "You kept it?"

Vox: "Kept it? Dear, it's still our house. Why would I get rid of it?"

Alastor: "But we're divorced?"

Vox: "We're still married. You never signed them, and I never turned mine into court when you disappeared for 7 years." *squints at Alastor.* "You must be feeling better..."

Alastor: *forces himself to vomit.*

Vox: "Nevermind."

mfw i dodge the divorce allegations by simply not showing up to court and disappearing for 7 years #gangstalife

(stop being funnier than me on my own tumblr. assuming ur all the same nonny you have made me spill 2 drinks on myself laughing and choke on one)

#also i dont know whre lithuania is but it makes me think of trannsylvania #so good for hannibal!#🌗 art tag #ran rambles #general asks #radiostatic #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel

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daysha-ramos · 2 years

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#oouuu #Look -A- Louis Vuitton #Casket in tha form of a luxury bag😻

#Yea I wanna be Buried like -A- BO$$😝

After tha viewing just zip me up in tha Bagg toss me in tha ground 😹

#StraightUpGangsta #gangstalife

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nothinglessnothingmore123 · 2 years

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Worrick : Okay so Truth or Dare?

Nicolas: Truth

Worrick: What was you thinking about me the first time we met?

Nicolas: That you are a big small bitch. My opinion didn’t change ever since

Worrick: Ni....

Nicolas : Save your whinig later, I ask now. Truth or Dare?

Worrick : Truth

Nicolas : What would you do, If one of your clients would have got pregnant accidentally?

Worrick: Oh so is it how it’s going to go from now on, you little....

Nicolas: Answer the question

Worrick: Dare.

#gangsta #anime #manga #worick arcangelo #nicolas brown #alex benedetto #gangstalife #butwhatwouldhedo?

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disfrute-ahora-pague-despues · 3 years

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Del psiquiatra, a lo mental soy un Jefe

Fumador de drogas, disparando armas, asesino de asesinos

El verdadero HDP

#$$$money$$$#$crim #$uicideboy$#thuglife #Gangstalife #JALBRONX #Asesinodeasesinos

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mad-marc-iz · 4 years

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We all got that one homie with the xtraz‼️😩🤣🤔 #homeboy #homie #hoodlife #wittheshit #gangstalife #thuglife https://www.instagram.com/p/B612Eo7lAQePEYDmaIz_1izEOomXNxIjIbtTWs0/?igshid=1uh6974ug57ta

#homeboy #homie #hoodlife #wittheshit #gangstalife #thuglife

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laserspacebrett-spoonfish · 2 years

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#gangstalife https://www.instagram.com/p/CVzS22JsDwS/?utm_medium=tumblr

#gangstalife

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flava-luv · 6 years

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A piece of my work in the early stages of my Life, while in 5th grade 1965-66. I was at the inception of my underground undertakings.... #LaVida #TheLife #TheGame #TheStreets #SchoolofHardknockzLife #GangstaRealm #GangstaLife #MyStory which shall make me #Indelible - not able to erase or wash away #MyLife #MyLegacy #ViviendoLaVidaBuena👌#ComiendoSinTrabajar #Fumando 24-7 La MariJuana (at Brooklyn, New York)

#thestreets #schoolofhardknockzlife #mylife #viviendolavidabuena👌#indelible #thelife #gangstalife #mystory #fumando #thegame #comiendosintrabajar #mylegacy #lavida #gangstarealm

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marzipan-squid-blog · 6 years

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I am currently total in gangster mood :> So I made this splatoon fanart lol

#Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch #Octoling #Inkling #GangstaLife

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winay5 · 3 years

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Sirf Mai Hi Janta Hu, Punya Paap Mera! Felt @vivianakadivine and still Vibin on 3:59 AM bars from his album 'PunyaPaap' #vibes #PunyaPaap #viviandivine #selfie #midnightthoughts #vibing #gangstalife #hustler #lowkey #mumbai_igers #photooftheday #theeyeschicotheyneverlie (at Golibar Santacruz East) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJT5LrPrEqY/?igshid=tk5qncwulvxg

#vibes #punyapaap #viviandivine #selfie #midnightthoughts #vibing #gangstalife #hustler #lowkey #mumbai_igers #photooftheday #theeyeschicotheyneverlie

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picasoart · 3 years

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Damn it feels good to be gangsta #sketch #gangsta #oldschool #art #oldschoolgangsta #suit #fedora #coin #coinflip #coinflipping #lean #artist #leaning #gangstaface #artistsoninstagram #artist #artwork #gangstastyle #gangstalife #ink #inkart #gelpenart #artistofinstagram #artislife #sketchbook #workingonart #inking #inkingart #inked #lovepeaceanddirtyjeans https://www.instagram.com/p/CItTR7_BMYR/?igshid=1s0ko9baxfism

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nothinglessnothingmore123 · 2 years

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I love when this is going on

Mr. Christiano was a cute goofy father figure to them, but also this isn't a little bit a painful flashback/ Déja vu for Worrick?

😅

Or it is just me? 🤣

Sorry guys,I had to.

# he alread, got a real father who was putting him in pain # thanks Mr.Christiano we already had enough of that # They are cute tho

#gangstalife #anime #manga #gangsta #worick arcangelo #nicolas brown #alex benedetto #kohske #benriya

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disfrute-ahora-pague-despues · 2 years

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#gangstalife #gang #gangstarap #3t #cerveza

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graj-gotuj · 4 years

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Nie ważne czy w samym centrum Los Santos czy w Saint Denis człowiek jak jest głodny to jest zły a my nie lubimy być źli dlatego na obiad dzisiaj przepyszny kurczak w amerykańskim stylu oraz krążki cebulowe wszystko na głębokim tłuszczu oraz dwie gry ze stajni Rockstar prezentujące różne epoki gangsterskiego życia. #obiad #obiadek #kurczak #krążkicebulowe #reddeadredemption2 #grandtheftautofive #rdr2 #gtav #rockstargames #gangstalife #lossantos #saintdenis #pomysłnaobiad #obiadoweinspiracje #smacznego😋 #gamerforlife🎮 #gamerfood #consolegamer #gta5 #playstationgamer #gamernerd #gamerslifestyle #gamestagram #gamingcommunity #4theplayers #gamefood #niefit #gamerslife #pornfood #gamefood #playstation4 https://www.instagram.com/p/CAfwMVEpKx-/?igshid=csszlj2yk4px

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t0nyrey · 5 years

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Aquí, con el Valle in da hood, en el barrio, rimándonos unas historias turbias de terror. Somos los niggas de este getto de Santiago de Compistola así que ojo cuidao si nos miras mal, pardillo, bang bang!! #LiteraturaPeroMal #valleinclan #santiagodecompostela #GangstaLife #motherfuckers #indahood (en Santiago de Compostela, Spain) https://www.instagram.com/p/BztAAVRisZE/?igshid=1pj0voqcx6luf

#literaturaperomal #valleinclan #santiagodecompostela #gangstalife #motherfuckers #indahood

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folyekonytorztukor · 7 years

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A környéken lakó többi gyerekkel (…) se jöttem jól ki. Persze apám se volt a segítségemre. Egyszer például vett nekem egy íjat nyíllal és mellé egy indiánfelszerelést, amikor a többiek mind cowboy ruhákban jártak.

#történet #real #gangstalife #idézet #vicces #indián

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shemoansabs · 5 years

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#gangstaLife https://www.instagram.com/p/BwyMo6_DxtM/?igshid=uakynuky3fqk

#gangstalife

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