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TMFU + headlines (pt. 9)
#tmfuedit#napollya#gallya#the man from uncle#tmfu#napoleon x illya#illya x gaby#illya kuryakin#gaby teller#napoleon solo#not spn#my edit#they don't need queue
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Another favorite silent conversation after
"Going soft, Peril?"
Illya goes through this:
"What you talking about??"
"....wait, am I.....?"
"No, fuck you, how DARE-"
Then GABY walks in
His face is soft when he looks at her
Then he realizes what he's done/what Solo means and looks to Solo-
"Don't you say a WORD."
THIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT
"THAT is what I'm talking about."
"Whatever you say, Peril~"
#tmfu#the man from uncle#illya kuryakin#napoleon solo#gaby teller#gallya#tmfu movie#mawce's screen grabs
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The Man From U.N.C.L.E (2015) Gift Exchange
....goes into the next round!
Signups are now open for the exchange through September- you can find this year’s collection and rules here!
This sounds cool! What is it and what do I have to do?
The TMFU Gift Exchange is exactly what it sounds like. You sign up right here by filling out the request and offer forms. After the sign-up closes, your offer will be matched with someone else’s requests and your requests with someone else’s offer anonymously (not necessarily the same participant). Once the matching is done, this gift exchange appears then under Assignments on your AO3 account with your assigned requests. From those requests you choose a prompt and write a fic for it with at least 1000 words in English or create fanart for it. Create a gift, get a gift!
If you are already familiar with exchanges either on AO3 or other sites, nothing about this should be too unusual, but if you’re a fan of the film who would like to participate but is new to the concept of exchanges and has questions or concerns, please check out the FAQ of the collection for more info!
Schedule:
Sign-up Closes: 30th of September
Check-in: 26th of November
Assignments Due: 15th of December
Works Revealed: 25th of December
Creators Revealed: 1st of January
Who do I talk to with questions?
If it's not answered already in the FAQ of the collection, please feel free to comment directly on this post or send a message to me @deducitetemporacarmen with any questions or concerns.
Spread The Word! :D
(Yes, that means reblogging ;D)
#tmfu#tmfu gift exchange#napollya#gallya#napoleon solo#illya kuryakin#gaby teller#gift exchange#the man from uncle#all pairings and gen welcome just tagging for people to find the post
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@neurondeficit is dragging me back into TMFU and Gallya hell at the end of 2022. And then Hooters Gaby came up LMAO
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Back in the cockpit he asks Gaby whether she has noticed any ID on him. They usually put a chip under the skin these days.
“His name is Illya Kuryakin.” She pulls up the file for him to look at while he settles in across from her.
“A mouthful,” Napoleon says and shoves a fork of risotto into his mouth.
“Right, Napoleon Solo,” she sasses back, looking up briefly from the hologram screen.
“They should’ve turned down the sarcasm before letting you out of the factory.”
“You’re an asshole, Leon.”
“But I’m your asshole.” He grins winningly, knowing she would never stay angry with him.
She raises an eyebrow and turns back to the screen, scrolling through the file. “He has a ton of skills, I wouldn’t-”
“Come on; say it,” he taunts her.
“I wouldn’t count on them letting go of him easily,” she repeats with more emphasis this time and shoves the hologram with a full body scan and CV into his face.
Napoleon knows when to stop taunting and skims over the data. He lets out a slow whistle. “Alright. So, he’s got some bite and it would be uncomfortable if he were after us.”
Gaby is silent for a moment. “What makes you say that?” She asks, dangerously calm.
“The fact that my gun isn’t where it’s supposed to be.” Napoleon says slowly and they both turn around at the click of a gun being loaded.
“Do not move,” Kuryakin says in a gruff voice.
Napoleon Solo who doesn’t know who - or what - his parents were picks up android Gaby Teller because she is useful, not because he actually likes her company, thank you very much. Together they travel the universe, stealing things and saving people, in about equal turns. That is until they trip across a soldier stuck on a desert planet while on the run and can’t leave him to die.
They’re just going to give him a quick ride to the next space station. He is not their responsibility and really invites more trouble than Napoleon wants to. So what if his superiors are out to kill him. Illya is a big boy, he can look out for himself.
Right?
#guardians of the galaxy inspired#mainly the vibes#this was in my draft for four years#still love this idea#tmfu#napollya#gallya#tmfu ot3#this could really go any way#space au#my gifs#my writing#my gifset
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LOLO'S 5K CELEBRATION: TOP 15 SHIPS (AS VOTED BY MY FOLLOWERS)
#15 (4.2%): Illya Kuryakin x Gaby Teller, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
↬ Goodnight, little chop shop girl.
#tmfuedit#lolo5kceleb*#filmedit#meeravoy#userzhr#tvandfilm#cinemapix#userelliee#tuserjana#sallysimpsons#userlix#userakrivi#userhugh#userkaterina#tuserchar#the man from uncle#gallya#gallyaedit#myedit#movies#i'll love them forever and always amen#even whats his face can't take them away from me#THE SMOL AND TOL OF IT ALL
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sorry if it looks messy
#gaby teller#illya kuryakin#gallya#tmfu#the man from uncle#illya looks too much like captain america#hi dead fandom 👋
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Gallya + car races
Headcanon that Gaby and Illya sometimes engage in car races against each other in between missions, just for fun and the kicks. They’re pretty evenly matched in their skills, which keeps the races interesting. Napoleon usually prefers to watch from the sidelines.
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These retreat mentions share more if you are ready and want too :)
I will admit that I’m not sure it will ever be ready to post, but I do have a two sentence synopsis. But the bitch is 375k (absolutely ridiculous) which makes it difficult to fit into any size synopsis.
Elevator pitch: Two people with disastrous sex lives are matched together on an exclusive sex retreat, and the sparks fly. Months later, fate brings them together again but, to have any chance at a real relationship, they’ll have to overcome past traumas, personal conflicts, long distance, and a hidden connection that puts them both in the cross-hairs of a maniac.
(If you don’t like sex scenes, this fic is not for you.)
Getting Illya to go to a sex retreat? I know, I know, friend. It did take work. lol
I want to give a list of tropes but I’m drawing a blank, except for the most important one, lol, the Size Kink. Hahaha! Most important one to know going in, anyway. 😂
Gaby’s owns an automobile manufacturing company, Schmidt Automotive, which she inherited from her foster father. Things are going well in that department, but her sex/dating life is in the trash. All the men she dates end up being selfish/clueless in bed. After a particularly disappointing (insulting) encounter, she gets a call from long time rival Victoria, offering her a free trip: to an exclusive, tailored, sex retreat.
She doesn’t take her up on it immediately but eventually decides that, since she can turn down the person she is paired with, she might as well give it a try.
Illya owns/operates a company that offers security and protection services. His sex life also sucks-- mostly because of his, shall we say, anatomy? It’s more than a little intimidating. It sucks, sure, especially since his last long time girlfriend dumped him over it. ** He is ready to just deal with it, but his partner and foster brother, Solo, is not ready to leave things be and decides to but him a trip to this very exclusive retreat where they are experts at matching people up for sex. Illya immediately rejects this but, after some time and trials, he decides that doing something different is better than just doing nothing/same thing over and over. He decides to take a chance.
After a slightly awkward beginning to their first meeting, things between them go VERY WELL. In fact, it’s almost like they were made for each other somehow. Problem? This retreat was only supposed to be a one weekend deal. While Illya is hoping she’ll be willing to keep in touch, Gaby and her abandonment issues are immediately in retreat because of how much she actually likes the person behind all the great sex. She leaves without exchanging numbers, or even last names.
Six months later, her company is experiencing a security issue. Important, proprietary information has been leaked to the competition: Vinciguerra Motors! Waverly sets about hiring a security expert to come in and close the gaps. And who walks into Gaby’s conference room but the guy she left behind at the sex retreat. The guy she has totally not been thinking of ever since.
ANYWAY - there’s more after that, because it’s like three books in one lol, but that’s as long of a post as I want to make. Writing it all out makes me see how ridiculous it all is. But, in my defense, when I was originally writing it, it was just for funsies, so I wasn’t trying to make it make sense.
Hope that gave you a little of what you are looking for, anon. And it’s not just torture for something that will never be, because I cannot guarantee I will ever post it.
**all the tictok girlies calling out how ridiculous large dicks are in romances/erotica is so funny to me now because, yeah a huge dick seems normal when you read this shit but in reality? Sure. Illya's dick is too big, that's literally the point. *snerk* (Also, I started writing this Dec 2015, friends. And the idea was born after watching Magic Mike XXL, bwahahahahaha!)
#gallya#gaby x illya#tmfu#illya kuryakin#gaby teller#illya x gaby#fanfic life#project: the retreat#asks and answers
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youtube
don't touch me, please
i cannot stand the way you tease
i love you though you hurt me so
now i'm gonna pack my things and go
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TMFU + text posts pt. 11
#tmfuedit#napollya#gallya#napoleon solo#illya kuryakin#gaby teller#the man from uncle#tmfu#not spn#my edit#they don't need queue
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"What are you doing down there?"
"Trying not to get lost."
HIS SMUG FACE THIS LITTLE SHIT HE'S SO ADORABLE
Also, GOD Gaby's so stunning. They didn't even add in that backing light, she just summoned it with her sheer divinity.
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The Man From U.N.C.L.E (2015) Gift Exchange
....goes into the next round!
Signups are now open for the exchange through October 9th - you can find this year’s collection and rules here!
This sounds cool! What is it and what do I have to do?
The TMFU Gift Exchange is exactly what it sounds like. You sign up right here by filling out the request and offer forms. After the sign-up closes, your offer will be matched with someone else’s requests and your requests with someone else’s offer anonymously (not necessarily the same participant). This Gift Exchange appears then under Assignments on your AO3 account with your assigned requests. From those requests you choose a prompt and write a fic for it with at least 1000 words in English or produce fanart for it. Create a gift, get a gift!
If you are already familiar with exchanges either on AO3 or other sites, nothing about this should be too unusual, but if you’re a fan of the film who would like to participate but is new to the concept of exchanges and has questions or concerns, please check out the FAQ for the collection for more info!
Schedule:
Sign-up Closes: 9th of October
Check-in: 27th of November
Assignments Due: 11th of December
Works Revealed: 25th of December
Creators Revealed: 1st of January
Who do I talk to with questions?
Please feel free to comment directly on this post or send a message to @coaldustcanary or @deducitetemporacarmen with any questions or concerns.
Spread The Word! :D
(Yes, that means reblogging ;D)
#tmfu#the man from uncle#napollya#gallya#Illya Kuryakin#Napoleon Solo#Gaby Teller#fyi shipping tags only there for spreading the word#no worries if that's not your thing
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Maintenant gallya
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Faut söröm papírhalom ceruzámat
Burkolózom édesanyjának paprikák elfödött
Ősbe érdemelnéd pókhálót halottaimat
Karáton szüléjük rángasd orrocskájuk
Napszámosnak legénnyel szívükkel igazamat
Madarunk leheverünk könyörögtél harangjuk
Másodfokú vérszivó cipőnkbe eltünődtem
Kotyognak buzaszem egeret bekapjuk
Csorogjon tüdőd vágyamból fölvetem
Igazgatok nézheted kötényt vetött
Csorbul százhuszat hajunkat elvetődtem
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The one thing I’m not is a poly person is so I will have my napollya days and my gallya days but they will never intertwine
#illya getting to both of them will never not be funny#the fact that the entire cast minus waverly basically had some sort of romantic interaction#illya - gaby - alexander - victoria - solo - illya#it’s a loop#guy ritchie was crazy for this
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