NEW FACE NEW FACE NEW FACE NEW FACE AND FUCKING TEEEEEEEEEETH
AEW Zero Hour has been so worth it.
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WELCOME TO IM VIBRATING WITH EXCITEMENT BUT I SUCK AT TAKING PHOTOS
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heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy soooooo i just tried to use the dagger on my family members haha. so uuuhhhhhh haha. yeah! yeah. ocd siffrin real. i get it, guys. i really get it it. i get it now.
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SORRY SORRY SORRY FOR POSTING REPLAY VULTURE VIDEOS BUT LOOK AT THE EXTENSION OFF OF NOSTROVIA FROM TESTAMENT GAME 1 ROUND 1 I'M SCREAMING WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS AWESOME HELLOOOOOOOO I FUCKING MADE GORILLA NOISES OUT LOUD
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So, like... is everyone aware that Princess Kenny is a mary sue? Is that common knowledge? Because I was in the online fanfiction community during the 2010s and it was all "mary sue" this and "mary sue" that. And as I watched the black friday trilogy I noticed PK had a few notable traits:
-is a girl
-has magic powers
-everybody loves her
-significant characters go OOC as soon as she shows up
-tragic backstory
-gets everything she wants even if it doesn't make sense for her to do so
-is kind of a jerk at times, but her jerkery is ignored by the narrative
-sexually liberal
-is basically invincible and unkillable
-speaks in broken japanese (this is very specific to 2013 anti-mary sue culture)
-is part of some kind of minority (in this case transgender)
-has rainbows associated with her abilities
-is way more powerful than everyone else in her universe
Like... homegirl is a mary sue
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You've gotta help me, unlicensed therapist. I can't stop dreaming about Bdubs' eyes. Am I too far gone? Is it terminal?
it happens to the best of us, anon. sometimes, you just close your eyes, and theres another pair of peepers staring u down, like ocular tb. theres no need for panic or anything like that, though. while having high rates of comorbidity with other conditions (ie. transgender, shipping ethubs, cuckoldery), there is nothing wrong with dreaming about our most specialist boy.
really, honestly, instead of focusing your limited energies on banishment, try to live with him. its not what u can do for apparitions of bdubs, but what apparitions of bdubs can do for u, after all
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Spill the tea on the "9 inch" moment. Literally the only things I've heard is he has a girlfriend and a big cock lmao. I need a little more context. like exact words
OKAY SO NO. i personally won’t be saying anything because people were told not to take photos or record, just like basically everything else. and it was specifically stated to be an intimate event (giving the same vibe as like. his breakfast event in nj. just with more drinks. and raucous uncalled for levels of hilarity) so like i’m not gonna be the one to share things rip….. but it appears some bitches did not listen at all insert shrug emoji
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working on my e1 recap, noticed something that makes me want to chew glass gotta spoil my own shit way early don't mind me
so, stede’s whole speech that culminates with talk it through as a crew starts with those three options for how someone might come back from a raid.
those three options are where stede, izzy, and ed end up in the finale, which makes their thematic whirligig/hat-swap deal in said finale even better.
“some of us won’t be coming back” is stede, who leaves behind ed as well as the crew when he returns to mary.
“others may be wounded” is izzy, who made the weird vore even weirder when he experienced sexual transcendence while consuming his own toe. (...pickle jar. PICKLE. JAR.)
“still others may come back looking totally fine, but in reality be mentally devastated by what they’ve witnessed” why helLO, edward teach reborn and left to die once more on a beach.
i just... i wanna talk to these writers. i just wanna fuckin talk.
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"wow! A character is fixing my dysphoria?! Who is it?"
And it's the worst fucking bitch
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WAAAAIT THEY ADDED SLIME? NO JOKE? REAL?
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