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#fuckkkk this got me fucked up
puppyeared · 10 months
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Pokeymon
@ask-willowleafeon @ask-shiny-umbreon
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amaranthdahlia · 7 months
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if you won't be mine ... then
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radioactive-mouse · 5 months
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BIG ARROW POINTS TO MY HEAD THAT SAYS GUY WHO FINISHED THE CAZADOR BOSS FIGHT
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marsbotz · 5 months
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every time i draw its like “oh my god how the fuck do i do this. theres no fucking way i can draw” and then i black out for 20 minutes and theres a mona lisa style sketch in front of me. how
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olliecoded · 9 months
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u guys will NEVER believe what i had to do today i am literally being the bravest person in the ENTIRE universe oh my GOD
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irisbaggins · 1 year
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Fucking AI writing and fucking doubting your students. No, I am way too fucking proud to let anyone else do my work, fuck off. I will rather give myself an incredible migraine than let some bugged piece of software do it for me. Fuck off
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prehistorictriforce · 2 years
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i am going to drop out of college i swear to FUCKIGJGN god… i’ll do it… don’t test me… however the fuck many more years of this shit NO!! i can’t do it bros!!!
#hella venty tags just fyi#gotten to the point that i just want the most boring repetitive bullshit job i don’t need passion anymore i’m so done#just give me some boring ass tasks no one else wants to do idc anymore i just don’t#i’m not smart enough for this shit i hate tests i hate essays i hate the way they make us learn#i used to love learning so much but i just Don’t Want To anymore#and that SUCKS. yknow there was a time i wanted to get my phd.#now i’m not even sure i’ll be able to get my associates#i’m case y’all can’t tell i am NOT enjoying my classes this semester#midterm week has me ready to go lay down in the forest and become one w the moss#how did they manage to make shit like philosophy and anthropology. things that i VERY MUCH ENJOY. be so stressful and upsetting#these are things i LIKE and things i WANT TO LEARN ABT and yet i just want to give up so bad#i just don’t care at all anymore. and it sucks because i LIKE my philosophy professor. he’s a really nice guy#but the workload is insane and this midterm is even more so#don’t even get me started on anthropology. that was supposed to be MY CLASS.#i was supposed to be ALL OVER THAT SHIT. instead i have the worst professor i’ve ever had and i can’t even make myself WANT to do this work#it’s so fucking upsetting. i used to care abt learning and knowledge and school. i used to. but holy fuck#especially learning online like it’s great for some aspects but professors do NOT understand workload online#i’ve got two and a half hours before this fuckin midterm. then i have another essay to do for anthro and then a midterm for anthro#both due by tomorrow night. and i forgot i have a concert tomorrow night too. fuckkkk i don’t wanna go man. i don’t#i’ll shut up now but fucking fuck
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tallyhallmpreg · 6 days
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i know all of those "eat some food drink water" posts are annoying as fuck but to get better uve gotta come to terms with the fact u DO gotta eat food and drink water. thats so fucked up i think. anyways losers don't be like me please dont 4get to eat something today and take a sip of water while u r reading this ! !
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infizero · 5 months
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also having now actually seen the whole thing adventure time has skyrocketed into one of my favorite shows ever. like for real i liked it as a kid and have always had a fondness for it ever since but rewatching it now has made me realize Just how fucking good it is and how unlike anything else it is. its so good and appeals to ME specifically in so many ways please for the love of god if you haven't watched adventure time WATCH IT. WATCH IT RIGHT NOW
#ALSO. i think i may have mentioned this before but i really do think AT has one of the best senses of worldbuilding and continuity#i've seen in a cartoon. other than like steven universe maybe (gee i wonder how that happened)#but seriously like the fact that its able to be so goofy and weird a lot of the time while still constantly keeping in mind all these thing#and having them inform the story and world in realistic ways is so good it has really blown my mind#nothing is ever retconned nothing is ever forgotten about. even the seemingly most meaningless things will still be remembered#and referenced by the characters because thats how people are!! they dont just have stuff happen to and around them and then never#bring it up again!! but they also dont constantly go ''remember when we did xyz?'' stuff just comes up naturally if it makes sense#for it to do so. and i think thats so fucking incredible and admirable#AT's flavor of weirdness and comedy and raw emotion is something so wonderful and perfectly aligned with how i like my stories#and it really does have a vibe that is unlike anything else. i am going to cry thinking about it#like the closest thing i can think of. and lord forgive me but im being genuine in terms of vibes closest thing i can think of that#i've experienced at least is dsmp. in the way that there are things that are so fucking dumb and strange and things that are so gut#wrenchingly emotional and beautiful and simple and often those things are intertwined. its stupid and weird and funny and sad#its silly its dark its fun its tragic#something about both of them just feels like a representation of the human spirit in its purest form to me. they impact me the most#because they represent all sides and experiences of existing#idk. but ive always felt like this even before i got into AT again. i said a while ago if dsmp was made into a show it would HAVE to#be an adventure time style cartoon. and every time i see fanart drawn in the AT style or whatever it makes me so happy even now#ANYWAYS. sorry to derail but i really have missed the vibes of the dsmp and in a weird way AT felt a lot similar and i really love that#FUCKKKK not me getting emotional over the indominable human spirit. im gonna go saw my legs off BYE I LOVE ADVENTURE TIME#serena.txt
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s0urte3th · 11 months
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uhh tw sui talk ig???
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lad-boyo · 1 year
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quietblissxx · 1 year
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rafesfavgirl · 2 months
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covered in you — r. cameron
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part 1. this isn’t technically a part 2, but definitely could be, so take it how you want it ;) enjoyyyyy
❝ oh, i can't stop you putting roots in my dreamland my house of stone, your ivy grows and now i'm covered in you ❞
pairing: rafe cameron x pogue!reader
context: for the first time since you and jj broke up (you found out he was cheating on you with kie), you go out to a party on figure eight, where a certain blond kook finds you.
words: 1.3k+
warnings: definitely +18. mdni. revenge sex (i don't condone… unless it's with rafe ofc), p in v sex, praise kink, hair pulling, fingering, slight spanking, SMUT with little to no plot
"well, well, who do we have here?" you hear a familiar drawl while sitting at the egde of some kook's pool wearing only your bikini, your feet hanging in the water.
you tilt your head up and roll your eyes, going back to sipping on your drink.
he chuckles at your choice to ignore him. "y/n y/l/n," your name leaves his mouth as he moves to sit beside you. "what brings you to this side of the island?"
"what's it to you, cameron?" you ask, turning your head towards him.
"no reason," he shrugs, sipping on his own drink. "just figured you'd be busy with that loser pogue boyfriend of yours."
"well… not that it's any of your business, but we broke up two weeks ago," you tell him.
you weren't really sure why you did, but it must've had something to do with the alcohol currently running through your system.
a snicker falls from his lips. "oh, shit."
"i'm so glad you find that amusing," you say.
"no, no, it's not that," he stops laughing, now locking your eyes with his. "it's just…"
"what?"
"you are so out of maybank's league," he says. "i'm surprised you even gave him a chance."
"you really think so?" you ask, the alcohol clouding your judgment. "pogue status and all?"
had he always been so sweet?
"oh yeah," he nods. "guy's a fucking idiot."
your eyes trail over his face, half-expecting him to be joking, before trailing down the rest of him from his broad shoulders to his sculpted arms, his strong chest, and finally, his defined abs.
fuck. were you seriously hot for rafe cameron right now?
the vodka taking over you, your next few words catch him by surprise. "you wanna get out of here?"
a smirk playing at his lips, he stands up and holds a hand out to you. "come on," he nods his head to the side. "my truck's outside."
"god, maybank fucked up," rafe says between kisses, his hands trailing all over your body as you grinded your hips against his.
you let out a giggle and throw your head back, your hands tugging on his hair as he sucks softly on your neck.
"you got a condom?" you ask, your fingers tangling through his hair.
he reaches towards the center console, and opens it, pulling out a small blue wrapper. "right here," he pulls his lips away from you and holds the condom up between you, a smirk on his lips. "get in the back."
you happily oblige and move from his lap to go between the two front seats, over the console and into the backseat.
rafe quickly hops out of the car and opens the passenger seat to join you, closing and locking it behind him.
"fuckkkk baby," he says, his eyes glazing over your bikini body from the way the small fabric of your triangular top clung to your breasts, to your exposed stomach, and finally, the spot between your legs, which was desperately aching for his touch.
"shut up and kiss me," you snake a hand behind his neck to pull him in for a passionate kiss, his mouth parting to give your tongue access to dance with his.
his hand trails up your thigh, causing goosebumps to rise on your skin as he stops by your hip and fingers the tie of your bikini bottom.
he slowly unties the string while you untie the other and lift your hips slightly to let him rip them off your body.
"shitttt y/n," he drawls against you, a finger swiping up your soaked cunt. "you're so wet."
"mhm," you nod, fingers gripping at his hair.
his thumb begins rubbing small circles on your clit, eliciting a small moan from your mouth.
he smirks against your lips. "you like that baby?"
"more…" you moan. "rafe…" kiss. "please."
he slips a finger into you, your mouth dropping open when he curls it inside you.
"say my name again, doll," he says, his lips connecting to your neck as you tilt you head back in pleasure.
he adds another finger, and begins slipping them in and out of you, the sound of your squelching juices filling the truck.
"rafe— fuck," you moan, closing your eyes. "just like that."
he continues at a slow pace before picking up the speed, his thumb working relentlessly on your clit. your orgasm begins to build in your core, one hand gripping tightly onto his shoulder as you feel yourself get closer and closer.
it's not long before your body is trembling and you come undone on his fingers, a deep chuckle emerging from his lips.
"damn baby," he smirks at your state and brings his fingers up to his mouth to suck your juices off of them. "you're sweet."
panting and coming down from your high, you let your back rest back against the seat, facing forward. "give me a second."
"oh, no, no, no," he tuts, leaning his head in towards your ear, as his hand reaches down to rid his bottom half of his shorts. his teeth grazes your ear in a nibble, causing you to tilt your head against him, while he opens the condom wrapper and slips it onto his long, hard cock. "i still need to see you ride me, pretty girl."
his arm snakes around your waist, grabbing your hip to swing your leg over him, putting you in a straddling position, your eyes only focused on him.
he looks down between the two of you, and positions his cock at your center, a moan escaping your lips at the slight contact.
slowly, but surely, he presses your hips down against him, every inch of his dick filling you up.
"fuckkk, you're so tight," he groans, throwing his head back on the seat as you lean down to pepper kisses on his neck.
"that feel good?" you ask, slowly beginning to bounce your ass on him. 
up. down. up. down.
"so so good," he says, a hand trailing up your back to tangle into your hair.
his other hand keeps you steady, his cock slipping in and out of you at a good pace.
"pull my hair," you whisper against his neck, and he does—tugging on your hair and making your head tilt back.
that elevates the pleasure and you begin bouncing faster on him, his hand gripping your ass tightly.
"just like that, baby," he groans, looking down to see himself going in and out of you. "just like that."
when you begin to slow down again, your thighs wanting to give up, he pulls you off of him. "turn around."
you do as your told, the alcohol and pleasure mixing together as you push your ass up in the air and lay your head against the seat.
"this is mine, now," he smacks your ass as you do, and repositions himself behind you, one knee on the seat as he aligns his dick with your cunt again. "you got that?"
he pushes into you without warning and leans his body down against yours. "who's ass is this?" he lays another smack on it, and you just know there's a red mark on it now.
"yours, rafe," you moan, as he begins ramming into you.
"that's right, pretty girl," a hand slips under you and grabs one of your tits, the fabric of your bikini top moving to the side as he twirls a finger around your hard nipple.
"so so good, rafe," you mewl, making him fuck you faster at the sound of you moaning his name.
another orgasm begins to build up inside you, every thrust pushing you closer and closer to the edge.
"yes, rafe," you moan. "keep going."
he does just that, sliding in and out of you at a rapid pace, the sound of his balls slapping against your ass ringing loud and clear.
"cum with me, doll," he whispers against your ear, as you reach your high.
he follows soon after you, his body falling limp against yours as he buries his head into the crook of your neck.
"we're definitely doing this again."
since i couldn't help myself, here's part 2/3.
safe to say i'm never listening to this song the same way again. reblogs and comments are deeply appreciated <33
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worldlxvlys · 4 months
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HEAR ME OUT
PILLOW PRINCESS!READER X BF!MATT
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matt sturniolo x reader
warnings: smut, p in v, cream pie, matt wakes reader up with sex but ALL ACTIONS THAT TAKE PLACE ARE CONSENSUAL!!
a/n: ok so i combined all three of these requests
hope you enjoyyyy :)
here’s don’t stop, go read if you want !!
waking up next to matt was perfect.
the bags under his eyes were more pronounced, his hair messy, and his voice low and raspy.
his face being the first thing i open my eyes to would never fail to make me happy.
nothing could compare to it.
well, maybe one thing.
“fuck, i need you so bad baby” i heard matt whisper into my ear.
my eyes fluttered open, immediately being met with the sight of a sleepy-looking matt.
he was rubbing his hard dick against my wetness, making me moan out.
“you ok, baby?” he asked, looking down at me with half-lidded eyes.
“fuck yes, matt” i gasped as i let my head fall forward, into the crook of his neck.
“you don’t even gotta do anything, baby. just wanna make you feel good”
he placed a kiss to my shoulder as he lined himself up, slowly pushing into me.
“fuckkkk” he groaned out.
i clenched around him at the sound.
“shit, baby. not gonna last if you do that” he said as he waited for me to adjust.
“ok, you can move” i said.
he wrapped his arms around my waist and slowly began to thrust into me.
my head flew back into the pillows, as i held onto his shoulders for stability.
“god, you look beautiful like this baby” he whispered to me.
“love being close to you like this”
i moaned in response, clenching around him repeatedly.
“fuck, i’m gonna cum” he whimpered out, seconds before he shot his load deep inside of me.
the feeling of his hot cum being fucked into me made my jaw hang open, eyes rolling back.
he softly caressed my thigh, hooking it around his waist to push himself even deeper into me.
“doing so fucking good for me, baby” he groaned.
“god, i love you so so much. can’t believe you’re mine”
his sweet words combined with his deep thrusts made my brain fuzzy.
he brought his hand to my clit, rubbing quick circles on it.
“s-shit matt” i choked out a moan.
“fuck, can’t wait to see that beautiful face you make when you cum”
“i’m gonna-“
“yes, yes give it to me baby. you got it” he said as he continued his movements.
with that, i released all over him.
he helped me ride out my high, before pulling out of me.
we both took a minute to catch our breath before speaking.
“thank you, matt. i’m beyond grateful for you” i said, giving him a kiss to the cheek.
“of course, baby. you deserve to feel loved” he left kisses across my collarbones.
“you deserve to be treated like a princess” he moved down to my boobs, leaving kisses so light they tickled.
“matt!” i giggled out.
he smiled at the sound of my laugh.
he brought his face to mine, lightly nudging his nose against mine.
“if you saw yourself the way i do, you’d be obsessed too”
“oh, so you’re obsessed with me?”
“baby. i just woke you up by grinding on you like a teenage boy. you drive me fucking insane”
“yeah, it was pretty pathetic” i said in a teasing tone.
“alright.” he said as he pulled away.
“no, matttt ! don’t be like that” i said, trying to suppress my laughter.
he glared at me, “it’s really not that funny”
i pursed my lips, trying not to laugh. “no, of course, you’re right”
the corners of his mouth slowly spread into a grin, and we both bursted out laughing.
“whatever, you suck” he said.
“hm, that’s not what you were saying a little while ago”
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captainfern · 6 months
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thinking about ghost and price showing their ‘jealousy’ if some other guy flirts with you :(
18+, fem!reader
they don’t cause a scene. that’s not their style. but, after watching the way this guy at the bar flirted with you, making you laugh, they really fucking wanted too.
they had stepped out for five minutes to smoke, and they come back to some pathetic little cunt talking to their girl? oh, fuck no.
like i said, they don’t cause a scene— no violence or shouting or otherwise embarrassing you in front of a packed pub. but, they do stake their claim, and they do it well.
ghost would come up behind you as you sat on the barstool, pressing his entire broad chest to your back. he’d wind his arms around your waist, hugging you back against him as he tucked his face into the crook of your neck, breathing deeply and kissing the bare skin softly.
price would approach and take your hand, placing a gentle kiss to your knuckles while making eye contact with the guy the entire time.
ghost would ask, “who’s your new friend?” all cocky and smooth as he kissed up your neck, staring daggers at the man across from you. price would join his lieutenant’s goading, adding with a smile, “are you going to introduce your new friend to your boyfriends, sweetheart?”
the guy would bristle uncomfortably while you melted back into ghost’s hold, the alcohol in your veins feeling like hot, golden honey. it would only take a matter of seconds for ghost and price to whisk you away, hands roaming over every inch of your body right up until you returned home.
and when you finally got home ? god help you.
both men fucked you hard and rough— for them, they were going to take out their feelings on you now and make it up to you later. they’d promise— a sultry, whispered promise by price against your lips.
his words were smoky against your face, and he held your jaw with his hand. he was crouched at the end of the bed while you were on your hands and knees, ghost fucking you from behind.
god, did they fuck you. over and over, they’d make you come, screaming and moaning their names as you were fucked hard into the mattress. they wanted you saying their names only.
ghost liked to fuck you from behind when emotions like this took over him. jealousy, maybe. he enjoyed gripping onto your hips and watching the jiggle of your arse as it bounced back against his pelvis. if he’s really looking to mark you in a way you’ll remember (or feel), then after sucking kisses along your spine, he might just spread your arsecheeks and spit.
while ghost fucked you, price would kiss you. every inch of your face, he’d kiss. he’d smoke, too, and make sure he pushed smoke into your mouth as he smoothed his tongue against yours. he’ll pet your head, too.
when price has his turn, your bent up into a mating press, your knees nearly by your ears as he ruts into you in a brutal pace. his fat cock stretches you open, making you mewl, even after being fucked by ghost. the wet noises of your arousal and ghost’s cum are lewd, and make you moan. price loves getting as deep as possible <3
ghost’ll lay beside you, playing with your tits or your clit, maybe make you suck on his fingers too just so you could wrap your tongue around something.
both men would be obsessive in their praise and dirty talk. you’re theirs !!!
“fuck, you’re such a good girl, baby, takin’ my cock so well in this pretty little pussy, hm?” ghost would say as he fucked you. “can’t get enough of my cock, can you? can’t get enough of me and john’s cock— shh, shh, s’alright, baby, i know what you need— that’s it, yeah, come ‘round my cock. fuckkkk.”
and price would be uttering, “this cunt belongs to us, sweetheart. this pretty little pussy’s ours— ours to fuck and ours to stuff full, got it? you got it, darling? yeah, that’s our girl, our beautiful girl. oh, fuck— fuck, m’gonna cum inside too, just like simon, okay? both gonna stuff you full.”
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seriously for real fuck Walmart plus literally FUCK walmart in general
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