#fucken stumped him
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Leon Kennedy! Drunk bitch
Warnings: noncon, r@pe, slut shamming, degrading, age gab (reader is 20 and Leon is 40) squirting, abuse, vomit (not in a sexual way) drugging, big dick Leon. 18+ MDI.
Leon was at some collage party looking for a quick fuck, a small baggy with some Rohypnol in it the. Lucky enough for him some drunk bitch was dancing with her cup unsupervised “hm easy”.
He pours a little in her cup hoping no one saw (no one did). Siting and waiting for it to kick in, after a while Leon noticed her stumping, he smirks.
“Hey you ok girly” he asks trying to sound concerned “my head hurts” she mumbles “here come with me” they start to walk to his car. He opens the back door pushing her in getting in after her “wait my friends-“ “can live 5 minutes with out you” he lifts her skirt and noticed she didn’t have any panties on “your dirty slut, basicly begging to be fucked” she tryings to push him off her failing miserably “no” she was to weak and drugged to actually try and fight him off of her “shh baby take it like a good girl” he pulls his fat cock out.
“No stop please” tears start to well up in her eyes “stop your bitching” he punches her in the face then thrusts into her without warning, “OW” he screams out in pain “if you don’t shut the fuck up i swear to god I’ll fucking kill you” he says in a sickly sweet tone rubbing her clit slightly before he starts to thrust into her “oh fuck baby your pussy’s so fucken tight~” she starts to moan in pleasure “she baby you like that shit, stupid fucking slut, practically begging to be raped”.
Leon starts to bit and suck on her neck pulling her dress down her tits falling out “no bra or panties fucking whore” her eyes roll to the back of her head her moans getting louder “shut up!” Leon wraps his hand around her throat and start to squeeze not to hard but hard enough. Her pussy clenches around his cock signalling she was going to cum “fucking cum you little cunt” Leon start to rub her clit thrusting his cock into her even faster and harder. She squeals as she gushes all over his cock squirting her cum all over him “shes a squirter” he smirks at this “stop please, sensitive” she bluers these words out her pussy aching from the constant abuse “not until I cum in this pussy I ain’t stopping” she starts to cry trying to push him off her.
He grabs her hips thrusting into her hard “fuck I’m gonna cum!” He throws his head back teeth chancing “AW FUCK” he shoots his cum inside her panting loudly, he stays there trying to catch his breath “get off me” she sobs out. Leon lifts his head and pulls his cock out wiping it clean with some tissue that where in the back “why are you so annoying” she try’s to get up and open the door behind her but Leon was quicker then her “I swear to go bitch you leave when I say you leave” he slaps her in the face then he start beating the shit out of her, pulling her hair, punching her in the gut. “Get the fuck out of my car” he pushes her out of his car and drives off.
“Holy shit are you ok!?” Some random party girl runs up to her disheveled body blood and forming busies all over her “n-no” she throws up “it’s ok hunny come” she helps her up “someone call the cops!” She yells out, the last thing on her mind was reporting him all she cared about was seeing him again. She knows that’s kinda weird, wanting to see the guy who had just raped and abused her. But she did care. She wanted him inside her again.
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but we are all in the hands of the gods, and pip jumped again // there can be no hearts above the snow-line. oh, ye frozen heavens! look down here. ye did beget this luckless child, and have abandoned him.
2 ahab&pip centered pieces. thinking about these two and what they both have been through guts me like a fucken fish <3
anyway. the first painting is loosely inspired by various classical paintings of mary and jesus, particularly the Pieta by bouguereau. the second is all that holiness and divinity stripped away. just two people in pain. fjdjdhdhdhdhshdhdh
(ID: two digital artworks of ahab and pip from Moby Dick.
1: A digital painting of Ahab and Pip clinging to each other, from the thighs up. Pip is holding tight to Ahab, pressed tight against his chest, and staring directly at the viewer with a haunted expression. Ahab has his arms protectively around Pip and is looking off to the side, conflicted. They both have glowing yellow halos around their heads. Flecks of light surround Ahab’s halo and there is a blood splatter behind the both of them.
2: A digital drawing of Ahab and Pip from Moby Dick, sitting on the floor and embracing. Pip is gripping Ahab tightly and burying his face into his chest while sobbing. Ahab holds him protectively with a wounded expression.
Character designs: Ahab is a tall, muscular and chubby, middle aged Arab man. He has light brown skin, short curly dark hair, and a a thick beard. Light scars scatter his face. He is wearing a blue collared shirt and brown pants. Pip is a short, thin young Black child with dark skin and short cropped curly hair. He is wearing a light cream shirt and yellow pants, and dark fingerless gloves. In the second drawing, we see Ahab’s left leg is amputated below the knee, and his pant leg is tied off beneath the stump.)
#mobydick#moby dick#ahab#captain ahab#pip#whale weekly#whale weekly spoilers#melville#herman melville#classic lit#classic literature#litblr#bookblr#art#my art#good god above my heart aches for these two#fucking. aaaa
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Just read that one post on how to REALLY escape from Breg and YIKES the hurt on that one. Like, the dudes getting captured and taken back to the same hell hole he escaped from begging and pleading for YOUR help only to see you just. There. With the other staff. LIKE MY GOD. Dude when i read that i was like YIKESS. That musta stung. Bad.
Like I remember reading another post bout what would happen if Breg was recaptured and how he literally killed himself while thinking of you and how happy he was that he met you and managed to live his life. I’m gonna give props to you cause you ended that post PERFECTLY. How in his final moments he’s thinking of how beautiful you are and how lucky that is like thats fucking heartbreaking.
So imagine when he was getting recaptured, he fucking sees you just talkin to the staff so calmly and the real choker is how you look so… relieved? Like I can’t say this enough but OUCH. Can’t tell what his reaction would be but it’s hurt. A lot of hurt. Like I’m sure he’d be too sad and heartbroken and betrayed to be angry. Maybe angry later, But now? In disbelief and is absolutely devastated. Like all this time you were lying, faking everything? When he thought you loved him when really you just put up with him hoping for the day to get rid of him.
That’s so fucken awful. Cause like ya said (i think) he’d rather die than go back to the facility. So no doubt he’s gonna off himself again all while thinking of what you did. Like god that’s a real stinker. Can’t imagine how that felt. Mans gonna be a whole explosion of emotions, Too overwhelmed to handle it all because he’s just thinking of you you you.
Overall, Props to you. You really know how to write some angsty shit. Like genuinely you write really well done! Because truthfully I’ve been binging to Yer Breg tag and i loved him and all your posts! Can’t wait to get a start on your other works, Got my eye on Morell so i might check him out later lol
Ah, this post and this one.
TW: Heavy angst, mentions of murder and suicide.
It would take so long for him to process it, it really would. One moment, his brain starts trying to close that bubble all over again, trying to erase these last few parts of your relationship and pretend that you really did love him, that what you had was real and beautiful- But then, then this wave of endless fury just consumes him, and the need to kill you keeps rising.
If Breg ever got his hands on you, it would be the ugliest scene imaginable. He's sick over the fact that he can't stop craving your love yet knows what a piece of shit you really are- There's a good chance he'd fuck you to death. Fortunately, he's never making it out again. Count your blessings. And thanks to his initial outbursts courtesy of your betrayal, he'll probably remain restrained all the time, so he can't hurt anyone including himself. Suicide isn't an option anymore.
Not without his teeth, with a stump of tail, declawed and perpetually chained to the wall even inside his own isolated cell. Swallowing your own tongue is a lot harder than it looks, you know? His days are spent wailing, haunted by visions of you even as those hellish fucking pumps drain his cocks for hours at a time. If he had the opportunity to see the other groups of captive breeders, subject M197 would let himself fall to the floor and wait for them to viciously tear him apart, but he knows he'll never be given that mercy.
Even if Breg has dreams of dragging your open skull through miles of asphalt-
At the end of the day, he knows he'll do anything if it meant having you back, you finally accepting him. Everyday his body collects new scars and deformities from his futile attempts at fighting back, his sanity peels apart like rotten wallpaper, and he knows that if you didn't love him then you'll never love him now... But it's the only thing he sees when he spaces out anyway.
Because his brain won't move on, refuses to. Delusion has always been his cope, why would this be any different?
[Thenk! It's always been easier for me to write angst than fluff, I like keeping things dark :7. Morell is one of my favorites, hope you like that nutty fuck.]
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I like how you sometimes write in a past tense, like the reader fucken died and then got brought back. which gives me an idea for a fanfic… a Uranus x reader where he looses the reader to whatever death but they come back to life and act like nothing happened and they start to slowly decay until they’re a puddle of zombie mass, and then reincarnate, then the cycle repeats like Groundhog Day.
Reminds me of "Life After Beth", which is a hilariously great movie by the way.
Something as completely ridiculous as this would just throw Uranus off his ass more than once,
you are human? Truly?
You are all he expects first but nothing he ever expects later, despite being so obviously human. You maintain little difference in normal Earth society, you walk hand in hand along the humans, a lower lifeform; fragile and condescending, human in every other way but this one.
Uranus has never been so stumped in all his countless centuries of touring and destroying galaxies. He has seen his fair share of shit, but you take it to another level entirely. He is very confused, slightly but still weirdly intrigued at your peculiarly unique "circumstances".
This goes against everything he has ever known about humans and the natural cycle of death in general. Humans are pathetic; they live and die than nothing. You spin that in a whole other direction and, he won't lie, is oddly tempted to learn more about your condition, as strange as it is. You're some kind of exception to how death's affairs work, to how humans normally function in their impending demise, which only pulls him deeper in an extremely confused spiral.
He kind of wants to witness your reincarnation process up close and personally. Mostly to answer his own questions with his own eyes and ears. Seeing is believing, purely in an educational manner of course; observe, experience and learn. He is keen and pays close attention to all details in his line of work. Ironically, he is a strange type of philosophical than what you'd normally predict. Fitting you suppose, given who and what Uranus is, he won't bother to hide his true intensity.
Fascinating honestly, how determined this alien is to pry in your life. Seems to stem right off his straightforward and rock-hard attitude, he hungers, an endless thirst for battle and conflict. An eagerness to conquer and destroy. To ruin his foes in ways they will never recover from. As his lordship says, "they were made to fight". He was the definition of a destroyer, and he effortlessly broke down all your walls with the sheer force of his will. Wrathful, a brute.
With his weight, he easily sways you with not even 10% of the full gravity of his mass, you fall prey to his gentle touches just as effortlessly. His short temper is a bomb waiting to explode but is endearing in its own strange way. There is personality hiding in the shadows of his intimidation. More than just a weapon, a dead-weight to crush his lord's foes under. He is also more philosophical than what you would ever give him credit for, his timeless memory and experiences far outreach yours, a reach beyond the stars themselves and further than that. You see quickly that he often likes sharing his travels with you, his heart is as big as he is, if not larger. As your one of the few that actually breathes in his physical direction you learn after.
He is feared. Understandably so.
With his curiosity and your...potential "provide", together it adds fuel to the fire.
You never want to add fuel to any "fire" any of the Stardroids light, regardless of the relationship.
This puts both of you in an interesting position, more so Uranus then you, there are a lot of things he considers doing with you. And that isn't something he dwells on often. Theoretically, while you currently die-if your decaying corpse is any indication of that-that certainly doesn't stop your brand-new awakening. You outlive you own current life, falling into the next one in the blink of an eye. You live running on a timer, but while common humans have merely one, your life has multiple. Limitless perhaps.
In this case, you do not have a life, not one nor two. You have lives. You respawn, fit as a fiddle to live out your next one, to then die once more and to yet again, return bright as ever. The flesh fresh, your breath healthy and lively. Like it never fell apart to begin with. So human.
Your cycle repeats. Again and again, your lives end but your time doesn't; not permanently, only temporality.
You prove more than what you originally appear, quite literally I might add. To think, someone like you living aimlessly, so at peace on this damned rock the lower lifeforms dare call a planet. It's a waste, there is much more out there then what even Uranus realizes. Your technically immortal and will outlive any and all pain you encounter. And I don't know about you, but that is intraileally intriguing to a lot of people. Weaklings are worthless, but you have merit.
Potential.
That may be too little for some, but for Uranus its absolutely perfect. That is all the convincing Uranus needs to create more serious conclusions about yourself. Consider more...
let's say 'possibilities'.
You could perhaps, be of use to his lord.
#ask#anon#anonymous#uranus#stardroids#uranus x reader#zombie reader#classic megaman#megaman#will prob edit later im tired
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me: and then after the concert ant toe knee came back and asked our grandmother (who brought toad and me and josh to the concert) if he could steal me for a bit and so he brought me to this backstage type thing and the fuckign WAY BROTHERS WERE THERE AND FRANK IERO AND PATRICK STUMP (i don’t really remember anyone else but i do remember there being more) and ant toe knee grabbed smth from this room (which i think was patrick’s but i don’t fucken remember for shit) and then on the way out i said to ant toe knee “i’m gonna cry” and hes like “why?” so i told him that on the way in there were so many like!!!! people that i look up to!!!!! and that i just!! looked over and was like “holy shid!!! that’s gerard way!!!!!!” and he was like “yeah lmao i understand how you feel. that’s how i felt finding out we were touring with palaye” and i was like “YOU GUYS KNEW EACHOTHER BEFOREHAND???” YOU COULDVE PULLED THIS OFF AGES AGO AND I WOULDVE GIVEN YOU ALL MY MONEY FOR IT” and then he fucken disappeared but tHEN i saw josh so i ran after him but do you know how fucking hard it is to run up a crowded escalator in loose ass shorts?? (no i don’t know why i was wearing them, dream logic is fucken dumb) my shorts were falling down and it was horrible but i did notice that on the way to josh that hot topic was having a sale on waterparks shirts that were actually mad ugly (sorry hot topic) but that’s not the point. the point is i ended up getting to him (and toad was also there) and that was the end of the dream. moral of the story: i met anthony sonetti and had a slide whistle battle with him and i SAW frank iero and mikey n gerard way IN PERSON. goog night.
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Ron killing Willy or Autumn killing Barry
ooooohhhh okay this one stumped me for a long time, but i do have an answer, and it’s absolutely gotta be Autumn killing Barry.
[under a cut bc i apparently had A Lot Of Feelings abt this]
because, ok. ron absolutely fucking deserves to kill willy, and willy absolutely deserves to get killed, but in terms of a satisfying narrative conclusion, i don’t think this scenario is right for ron.
bc like, at the end of the day, ron stampler is no killer. like, yes, he has killed in the forgotten reams when necessary (and when he wanted to try on gartok’s pretty bracelet,) but in general, he is not a killer. and that seems to be one of the many things that willy finds disappointing about him. like, the first actual, personal story we heard ron tell about his father was that he got pissed off when ron couldn’t gut a fish. willy resents so much that ron is not as cruel or ruthless as he is. willy was fucking killing cats in his school years and he sees the fact that ron wasn’t as weakness. you know willy wishes he had a son as fucked up and sadistic as he is, and it drives him crazy that ron is, by some miracle, as soft and kind and good as he ended up being.
so for ron to kill willy, i think, in a way, would be giving willy what he wants. he would die with the knowledge that his son is capable of being a killer, just like him, and i don’t want him to have that modicum of satisfaction, even in death. and please don’t take this as a “hero shouldn’t kill the villian bc then he’s just as bad” thing, bc honestly i’m sick of that trope. it’s more a “hero killing the villian would at some level make villain happy and he doesn’t fucking deserve to feel happy.” if that makes sense.
my personal best-case scenario for ron, is that he will realize that willy does not and has never loved him, understand that that piece of shit does not deserve the title of father, and that that understanding and choice will render willy completely powerless, sapped of daddy magic forever. existing in that weakened state is good enough, but existing in that helpless, powerless state because ron has empowered himself without changing himself is a much more rewarding resolution imo than one that makes ron kill somebody, even a miserable piece of shit like willy.
(even in this situation, though, i would fully want someone else to finish that fucker off, because even though i don’t necessarily want ron to do it, i do want him to die slowly and painfully)
on the other hand, for autumn, it’s like. well first of all, she’s already one hundo percent down to kill barry, and has been for literal years, and she should be able to be the one to fucking do it, bc fuck that guy fr. she’s also had to suffer under his bullshit for way longer than anyone else, and has been trapped in oakvale for god knows how long having to deal with his constant emotional abuse. that and that alone absolutely qualifies her to be the one who kills him.
but on a deeper level than that, i think it would also be a good chance for her to symbolically protect henry. because like, it’s clear that the whole dynamic between them is complicated af, but at the end of the day, as much as she may have loved henry and wanted to protect him from barry... the fact is, she didn’t really do that. she withdrew, and she distanced herself to protect herself - which is fully and absolutely understandable - but in the process she also distanced herself from her son, who needed her. and that’s something that has continued even up to their most recent encounter.
like, even in the interaction we saw, henry knows she is not going to protect him, as much as he might want her to. he keeps saying it, i think he says it like three times in that one scene, “i’m going to fix this. i’m going to make it better.” and that is a burden he never should have had to bear (no pun intended). but he is taking that on, because it’s clear no one else is going to.
and autumn encourages that. she puts that on him, she tells him that he has to kill barry, he has to put a stop to the fucking blood curse. and even though i empathize so much with her, that is just not fair. especially since, like... she knows her son. no matter how much he’s changed since he had to rebuild his life from the ground up, she has to know, at least on some level, what killing his father would do to him.
like, fucking hell. henry’s entire identity and sense of self have already been so fucking shattered in such a short time, having to kill his dad? even though he absolutely fucking deserves it, even though he’s an abusive piece of shit who has hurt and manipulated so many people, you know having to be the one to do it would fucking destroy henry. and i feel like autumn has to know that, at least a little bit, but she asked him to do it anyways, and it just breaks my fucking heart.
so like, essentially, a scenario in which henry is able to kill barry but is struggling with that choice and how it would impact him and the monster that he’s always feared and now knows for sure is part of him... and then ultimately being spared that choice bc autumn comes in from fucking downtown and ices her shithead husband in as painful a manner as possible? that would honestly work the best narratively for me, because
a) she already wants to do it
b) she fully deserves to do it, and
c) doing it would be a much-needed act of protection towards her son whomst has already been having a rough fucken day and doesn’t really need this cherry on top of the trauma sundae.
tl;dr - autumn could, should, and must kill barry
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Things said by me and @imurderedyourgoldfish while watching twilight
-“why DOES HE WANT TO KILL THIS SPECIFIC HUMAN he just got put a taxi with a HUMAN driver!!!”
-“that guy looks like Pete wentz, what the fuck?!”
-“that girl is Patrick stump, stick a fedora on that shit”
-“why is he filming killing her.... phyco...”
-“I think she’d be better with that human guy he’s her age and having a conversation with her”
-“what the fuck” x38
-“what the hap is fuckening”
-“at least her dads concerned”
-“these contacts are sooo bad what the hell”
-“he’s got a Piano if he was played by Gerard way he could g note us”
“PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT”
“Legeth wound”
-“it’s like Pete wentz in the vampire music video thing”
-“that blonde vampire is hideous, look at his bone structure”
-“did he just set him on fire”
-“ WHAT ARE HER NOSTRILS DOING” “HER NOSTRILS ARE HUGE WHAT THE HELL”
-“vampire...fire...dramatic....dead”
-“Why are they looking into the void, she’s dying”
-“Kinky..”
-full conversations about there being a town called forks
-discussion on how shitty the the speed editing is
-Bella: you expect me to leave “well no you can’t you’re in a hospital bed”
-*foot cast emerges* “wait that’s a cast I thought it was a single edgy foot”
-“ohhh did you know Micheal sheen actually plays a vampire in this” *shows friend photo of Micheal sheen with horrible red contacts* *a lot of laughter* “what if he just looked like this in good omens like this is what he’d look like if he was a demon too” “....what if David tennant was an angry Scottish vampire” “what have we done?”
-“this looks like that Luther and Allison dance scene”
-“why are they at a casino themed prom????shes like 17” “yeah but he’s 100” “fair enough”
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the lorax, but everytime a character appears its bnha and every time u read it u want 2 die
summary: oh you know damn well whats coming, sweetie
notes: its 2:35 am. i spent over an hour writing this. pls clap.
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it was a suny day in thneedville and the sun was shining but it was COLD and DARk in dekus hart as he gazed sadly off intot he distance. “mommm wy doesnt todoroki senpai-san NOTICE me???”” he lameneted to his mom.
“maybe its ur ugly little pissbaby child face” inko suggested as she cooked up a spaghety for brekfast.
“how can i impress him??” deku questioned
“try lifting, cucklord” said his grandma recovery girl as she casually bench bressed 600 pounds of rocks.
“how bout i find him a plant insted?” deku sugested thinking about the tre todoroki painted on his house. he had asked todoorki if he liked trees and he sed ‘ya sur i gues’. “bitches lov plants”
“yeeee i kno wat u mean giv him some *lettuce*” recovery gorl winked
“wat a bout a tree”
“but TREEs are DEAD” inko exlciamed! she threw the spagheti on the floor for dramtic effect and cltuched dekus head in his hands. “Son do not SPEAK of such things or The All For One’HAre Corporation Copyright TM wil BUST thru the ROOF and kill you! Now sit down and eat ur capitalism! Consumerism is god hallejeuluah amen!”
“tree” deku whisperd
the hose exploded and every1 died but they were okey. avaracious all-for-one’hare, a tiny liitle with a shiny bowlcut and tiny little man feet bitchslaped deku across the face. “NO TREES ALLOUD!!1!” he shrieked. he bloo a kiss ot dekus mom “that plate of capitalism u have is cooking upped looks lovly mam”
inko blsuhed. “thanks”
“just make sure to keep the kiddo here away from any” all-for-one’hare, lowered his voice, which was hard bc he was already so short and low and close tothe flor. “trees”
inko gASPed! “of CORSE! i wil keep him away from the place where the trees once were by the Forbindden WAll u buildt with ur money to keep out the Bad COmmunist SentimentsTM”
recovery girl made shifty suspicious looks on her face “sure yea me too”
all-for-one’hare, was convinced. “I AM CONVINECED” he sed “by felicia!” he hopped on his hoverbord and hoverborded away.
inko cleaned the spaghety off the flor and recovery girl pulled deku by the leg into the backyard. “YO FUCKER U BETTER RUN UR ASS OVER THE COMMIE WALL AND GET A TREE SO U CAN START SLINGIN SOME MAD PUSS”
“but gramma im gay”
“then start slingin some nuts my d00d the POINT is get a TRE e” she scremed. “when i was, a yung boi, my ffather, took me over the wall, to see a bunch of trees, he sed son when, u grow up, dont kill them , the trees, and bring the nonbelievers, to come and plant new trees”
“k”
she siezed dekus sholders “GO FORTH CHILD BRING THE TREES SO WE CAN MAKE THEM GROW ANEW AS THE PROPHECY HAS FORETOLD, OUT BEYOND THE WALL LIVES A MYSTERIOUS MAN CALLED THE ONCE-FOR-ALLER, FIND HIM, HE WILL TELL YOU HIS TRAGIC TALE OF TREE AND BRING NEW LIFE TO THIS BARREN CAPITALIST HELLSCAPE, NOW GO”
“k” deku hopped on his totaly radicel scooter headed 2 the wall. a robot cat watched him forehsadowingly.
it was hella empty over the commie cuck wall with not even a bORger king in site!!!1! tree stumps covered the flor and clouds of smonk from a thousand vape pens darkened the sky. a ded bird lay deadly on the ground while its bird children cried over its bird corpse. it was sad. deku took a sad face selfie with the ded bird then did a sick ollie over the corpse and headed toward the mysterious shack in the distants.
the shack had a bucket in front of the dor labeled “piss”. deku hopped on in the piss bucket “YO ONCE-FOR-ALLER U GOT KIK??” he cried. wind wistled past his ears and he coffed from the vape smoke but then the pis buckt got pulled up on a ROPE and deku found himself hOISted up to a wINdOW!!!! he stareed face to face at a pair of black eyes with blue spots in the middle like limpid tears and some long bony arms with glvovs and yaoi hands reached out to slap him.
“WHAT” he yelled “ARE YOU DOOING” he leaned closer “IN MY SWWAAAAAAMP!????”
deku wet his pants and criied. “i sutjj,,, i jstu wann, t a t;rree,,” he said sobbily. “i,m tr yiyng to get s enpai , t o noticnse me,, an ,n and i thgout,, i fi got, hima t,r,ree, he wo uld liek me”
“fucken millenials” snarled the once for aller “its always senpai this, thrussy that, my neck my back, my snapping-chat, wy wold i giv u a tre??”
“b-because i,, i brought u a SPAGHETTY” deku exxclaimed, pulling pounds of spagheetyi out of his pockets
the once for aller slorped up the spaghetti hongrily “ya ok i gues i can tel u my storey now. its a dark and trageic tale of capitalism, like the star wors preqols” a tear ran down his bony old cheek. “but insted of jar jar binks thers only me, booboo the fool”
there was a crossdissolve and suddenly they were in the once-for allers past where he was a big bara man with bara tiddies and twinky skinny geans no where near the size needed to accomodate for his phat dong. he rode along in a cariege puled by a single muel
“FASTER AIZAWA KUN” cried the once-for-aller hapily. “those proletariats arent gonna exploit themselves!”
aizawa the mule grunted sexily and plowed on, workin that tight little mule ass.
the once-for-aller started shredding out a sick nasty solo on an elextric guitar and it was RAD AS HELL as he blasted out the opening cords to jake pol’s magmnum opiss “its everyday bro”.
“we gotta dab on those haters aizawa kun” said the once-for aller with a very gay wink
aizawa the mule grunted in annoyance. he could not dab, for his sexy mule bodey had no arms.
they fond a metric shitload of trees and there were like wildlifes and shit running around. bears (like endeovor) froclikced int he woods with their hairy bara nippels exposed 2 the world, tsuyu and her frog pals swam in the woter, and tokoyami the borb boy floo in the sky wich was pure and clean without a single trace of vape smoke. the tres looked fuckable so the once for aller busted a nut against one trunk then wipped out a glock and started shootin them down
“YEHAW fuCKERS iTS HIGH NOON” he screamed in texan, his native language, as he mowed downt he trees the way present mics sexy voice mows down the pussey.
sudenly DANY DEVITO IN A FURSOOT APEARED. he was tiny and magestic and orange and so fucken valid. also he was grand toledo. “CUNT” he yelled kicking the once for aller in th e kneecaps. “THIS IS THE ENVIROMENT!!!!1! YOU CANT JUST START WEED WACKIN THES TREES WITH YOUR YANKEE DONGLE DANDY AND SHOOTING THEM WITH GUNS!1! THAT IS BAD AND WRONG! CAPTIN PLANET DIED FOR OUR SINS”
the once for aller looked down at the tiny orange man then down at his own big bulgin bara tiddes “i cold crush u 2 deth with my tiddys, maybe u shuld stay out of my way dude’
dany deveto gasped angrely. “how DARE!!1!” he screamed, punching the once-for-allers big toe. “BUDDY I WILL PERSONALLY FUCK YOUR GRAVE WITH MY OWN TWO ASSCHEEKS IF YOU SAY ONE MORE FUCKING WORD, I DEFY U TO TALK SHIT, COME AT ME SCRUBLORD IM RIPT”
“try me gardfielf” the once for aller laffed “iv ben drinkign plenty of nut milk so my boneses are helthy and Stronk”
daney devito pulled out his 20 inch thunderdong and beat the once for aller in the head with it until he was past oout on the ground. the woodland crreatures danced hapily around the bodey but then he woke up
“u kno wat” he moaned “mabye capitalism isnt so good, lets al liv together in communism and friendship, and i wont cut and/or fucc any of the trees”
danny deveto was mostly appeased. “ya ok, but if u try anymore fuckin shit ill go back in time and cuck ur grandparents.”
dannneie dievoto tried to hav the once-for aller killed on at least 10 separate occasions and the once for aller did slip in some clandestine tree fuckage now and agein, but other than that the communism and friendship was good. but everything changed went he fire nation atteacked, they defeeted endevor esily but then the once for allers slutty, sluty family showed up to REEK HAVICK :0 !!!1!
the once for allers ugley mom, sir nighteye, stepped out of their cheap car and did the anime glasses thing “toshi u commie thot” he said with distaste “stop being poor”
“but MOM” the once for aller wined “i HAV to be por! its good for the envorionemnt and my new animal frends and if i dont dany devito will beat me over the head with his massive meaty man-canoe!”
“dont b lil bitch, do a capitalism.”
the once for allers loud cosin hizashy jumped out of the wagon. “YAINT” he shrieked at 1000000 decibels, killing 90% of life on erth. “ARE WE GON FUCK SOME TREES OR WHAT”
the once for aller looked at his disproving mom, then at his loud cosin, then at the very fuckable trees. his eyes lingered on a sexy sap hole. “yea we are” he said, pulling out his gitar sexily. “how bad could it posbiley be??”
the answer was prety fucken bad as it turned out. a metric fuckton of people paid to watch the once for aller and his family fuck trees to deth by throwing moneey at them like they were stripers, but then al the tres were fucked ded!!11! the bears starved into ity bity twinks, unable to maintain the THicc, tsuyu and the frogs choked and coffed up water ful of human piss as they peed in the water while laughing in delite at the once for allers antics, and tokoyami and the birbs coffed out their organs from the clouds of vape smoke filing the sky.
soon ther was no one left. the once for allers familey left with al the money, aizawa the fuckable mule was ded, and it was just the once for aller allone in the rouns of his former capitalistc glory with only the bright yellow banana suit on his back to remind him of those days.
dani devioto looked at the once for aller with sad eyes before kciking his own ass so hard he got sent rocketing thru the stratusphere, leaving behind an imapct crater with a single word
“cunt” deku whispered softly in the present as he gazed into the crator.
the once for aller sighed sadley. “iv wondered for years and yeers wat he ment by that, but i think i understand now. unless some1 like u stops being a cunt, then nothign is gona get better, u nut”
“shit fam thats deeep” sed deku
the once for aller looked at dekus pissbaby child face. “i lost evrything to capitalism, my friends, nature, my family” teers rolled down his cheks “i even sold my organs to buy cocane and strippers so now i hav a total of 2 orgens in my hole bodey.”
“kinky”
“but we can change that!” cried the once for aller passionetely. “i am going 2 giv u a tree to plant in thneedvil so communism can return and bring back the life stole from this world with my big stick diplomacy. go now, young midorieya-shonen my boy, GO FORTH IN THE NAME OF COMMUNISM AND UN-CUNT THIS MISEREBLE WORLD!!1!”
ther was an epic radicel chase seen wher deku had to fite the The All For One’HAre Corporation Copyright TM and his grandma recovery girl did sik triks on her moped and deku almost but not quite got to kis todorki senpai but they made it to the town square.
deku held todorokis hands and tenderly put the baby tre in it “here” he sed “take my seed”
todoroky noded solemly. “i hav never wanted anything more than to be given ur seed midoreya” he was about 2 plant the seed in the ground when all for one’hare appered!
“NOT SO FAST FUCKHOLES” he yelled capitalistically. “this TRee is COMMuNISM!!1!” he cried to the townspeople. “do u RELLY want to be FILTHY COMMIES???”
“Commies hate micdonaleds!!1” screamed one impassoned townsperson.
“LETS BOIL THEM IN OIL” some one else agred.
“but guys wait!!!” deku cried “dont u want like, nature n shit?”
“CAPITALISTS WANT TO REPLACE EVERY REMOTELY FUCKABLE PERSON WITH A TREE” all for one’hare screamed
teh twonspoeple gasps, thens tarted chanting for deku todo and grandma to get boiled in oil
deku sweated nervosly “um but,, treees,, r good?”
“OIL OIL OIL”
“BACK IN MY DAY WE FUCKED TREES AND WE LIKED IT” recovery girl rored!
that was acomeplling argument. the boil in ooil chanting slowed
all for one turned to his henchperson stain “STAIN” he yelled “TEL THESE HIPPY DIPPY COMMIE TREE FUCKERS WHAT WE REALLY THINK OF THIS CAPTEN PLANET B-ROLL BULLSHIT”
stain cleered his throt and burst into magnificent song “let it gro let it gro, so we can have trees to bone” he sang. he was The Ultimate ChadTM so every1 agreed with him imediately. they throow all for one’hare into a pit of spiders where eh was eten and killed and planted the seed in the fertile butthole of the earth wher it could blosom and gro.
in the folowing yeers trees started groiwng beyond the wals and the once for aller crawled out of his shame sahck to water them with his nut as an act of penanc.e
slowly, magesticsally, danny devito in a fursewt flew down from the sky. “ya done good cunt” he grunted, tenderly slapping the once for allers boney ass with his furry orange old man boner. “ya done good.”
they both floated up to gay heaven by their ass skins wher the once for allers big bara past self greeted them with open arms. “all of ur trubles are ogre” he whispered tenderly in their tidditlyated ears.
the once for aller caressed his past self “oh oncey” he whispered sweetly “are u shure we should do this?? can u even,,, oh, how can u love me in this broken down form??”
past once for aller smiled and did the kabedon thing with his future self who whimpered arousedly and blushed carnelian. “its not who we are on the outside” he shoved his entire arm up his entire ass“its who we are inside”
danney devito cheered the once for allers on as they fucked together for all of eterneity and it was very communiest teh end
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