anyone know how to look like a bottom while wearing a strap? I feel like we tend to think of straps as symbols of topping. but what if I just want to stay strapped up while im getting fucked? How do I send a nude that says, “imagine my cock flopping around while you fuck me hard” ?

me during sex

so uhmm, who's gonna take me on as their apprentice of some heavy duty artisanal work and get turned on by the way my ass looks in my overalls when I bend over to stoke the fire and shovel coal or whatever and put their hand on the back of my neck and stroke my hair when we look over blueprints together and fuck me over the work bench in the early morning before any customers come in??????

rewatching the sopranos ... one and a half wine glass deep... half a blumt ... and this man appears

i must admit my thoughts have turned lustful

I hate landlords I hate renting. I hate that I can live and breathe and bleed here, but a man who lives in the town over believes this house to be more his than mine.

I hate landlords I hate landlords I hate landlords I hate landlords I hate property managers who act like landlords I hate these people who believe they are providing a service but are in fact showing up to my house uninvited to bully and threaten me because they hold my living situation in their hands. I hate them all. I have no sympathy for a landlord in any capacity, and I have even less sympathy for the class traitors doing their bidding as property managers. fuck landlords

getting a tattoo tomorrow and y'all could never guess what it is in a million billion years

screaming crying throwing up because i’ll never be him

there's a regular at work who's a guy with loooooong curly hair and he buys energy drinks and kale and he wears ratty t shirts and has glasses and I NEED to ride his face until he passes out

on my way to get my hormones I found some words to live by

yall remember that episode of dexters laboratory where deedee takes T and turns into this:

and then this :

just fyi these are my transition goals

I wanna be a clown, one of the classy black and white ones with big satin stripes and tastefully large red shoes , and I specifically would like to be a clown fucking a court jester with little bells on the pointy tips of their costume that make a cute tinkling sound each time our clown and jester bodies collide

I want someone to dick me down while I read some dense academic theory

constantly in a love hate relationship with this terrible beautiful city

the gender confusion I cause when I put my hair into a ponytail at work could be classified as a natural disaster

is there a word for being into lightning in a … kinda…. erotic way?