As our ancestors knew: "A frogge biþ a smale beaste wiþ foure leggeys, whiche liueþ boþe in þe water and on londe. It is ofte tyme broune or grene or yelowe; or be it tropyckal, he may liue in trees and haue dyuers coloures lyk reed, blewe, and blak. It haþ longys and guilles boþe..."
Tyrrellbatrachus, sitting in a pathological frill opening of a Centrosaurus.
imagine being Kermit’s friend and him just singing about how you can find meaning in even the most outlandish of myths but he’s a frog so he just looks like this the entire time