HOW DID I GET SILVER 3 TIMES
the government REALLY thinks you're silver the hedgehog
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It’s the way every time i see Jungkook I think about sucking the his entire next generation from his cock and leaving that man bone dry. His cum is breakfast lunch and dinner, all the nutrition one needs😩
Me ever since he did My Time live and Sowoozoo. For real this man lives in my mind rent free. Dunno if I wanna get on my knees in worship or have him bend me over the nearest flat surface and rail me. Possibly both. And you KNOW this man will make sure you’re satisfied to the extreme. Including breakfast after.
Total pleasure dom. calling it now.
~ Asshole 6,who WILL come out for JK thirst anytime
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playin around aka karkat doesnt know how to carry people instead of dragging them round like a corpse
TG: man you suck at this
TG: im the most unelevated dude in history right now
CG: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR ENTIRE TORSO EXTENDS LIKE A FUCKING MEOWBEAST AT THE SOFTEST HINT OF UPHEAVAL!
TG: a real bro would accept my faults litheness and all
TG: not my fault im agile like a goddamn ballerina
TG: if lil newton got a load of this situation pre-apple exposure he wouldnt have needed that tree is all im sayin
CG: IF YOUR SPHINCTER OF A MOUTH WOULD STAY SHUT FOR MORE THAN A HALF-SECOND MAYBE MY BELEAGUERED FUCKING FRAME WOULDN'T FEEL SO INSANELY INUNDATED WITH THE WEIGHT OF YOUR BULLSHIT.
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TG: you gotta lift with your legs karkat
CG: HRAGHAJGRHRGJRHRRR.
TG: listen man your poise is all wrong
CG: LET ME FOCUS!!!
TG: the smokey bear of workplace safety would be losing his shit at your posture
CG: NO. NO. I GOT THIS.
TG: i guess if i really really wanted to look at the ceiling this would be cool
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TG: oh shit
CG: HYAAAAAAAG
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CG: PFFFF.
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Don't give me that look. You made this mess, you clean it up.
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“I want to smudge your lipstick,” Korra muttered, fixated on the exquisite give of the flesh under her fingertip, a little lost in the bittersweet memory.
Where The Snow Takes Us, Ch. 43: The Interlude by @asamiontop
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theyre ummm talking it out
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A redraw of these two!! The original is almost two years old WHAT
Original under cut yay!
I really love both of them!!! The older one is a lot more cartoony!! Ayuhtgrggr I can't believe it's been two years
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