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maegalkarven · 6 months

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Everyone realizing Nemo has no plans of disbanding his murder cult what is more the assasins guild now: 😥

Nemo: "First of all, let's blow father's huge ass skull off the wall. Idc about that thing.

Second of all, Murder Tribunal needs to be reworked. I am no longer accepting every murder-happy idiot into the fold. Things will be ORGANIZED from now on. Whatever you do on your free time is your business, but killing done in the name of the guild will be done strictly by contract. No more killings for free. What? Yes, Father's ecstacy through murder will probably be annulled for many of you. Again, I don't care if you worship by dear old dad or not, but remember I am your leader and our guild comes first. Any religious preferences stay behind the door. What? Yes, of course you can worship Loviatar now, Caleb, I'm surprised you haven't already. Anyway, I want to officially invite all of you present to the wedding of our dear Clotilda and...Sorry, what was his name again?

#the dark urge #durge spoilers #dark urge #dark urge: nemo #nemo:listen if someone is willing to pay for murder the victim will die regardless if we take the job or not #someone else will do the job #nothing changes BUT we won't get paid #so let us do our job will you?#obv some people are off list. if a contract comes their way we'll deal with the contractor instead #no really it's actually in your jnterests #this is how duke ravengard gets protected by the assasins guild #ninefingers starts to pay nemo's guild a generous fee after like 5 assassins attempts. she has a lot of enemies and is tired #for some reason any rogue murderer trying to get to the new upstart who thinks he owns razimath tower ends up dead #a true mystery #Karlach as five or so fight-hungry assassins join her and Wyll in their fight in Avernus: what the actual hell Nemo

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