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#fic: maximum suction
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Maximum Suction by fairytalesandfolklore definitely deserves a rec ❤️
Thank you love!
❤ Maximum Suction | fairytalesandfolklore | T | 0.5k
Derek glares at the pair of them and makes a show out of turning the vacuum up to maximum suction so it's running even louder than it was before, but he barely has a moment to bask in his petty victory before the decrepit old thing splutters and shuts off.
"Not again," Derek groans, sighing in defeat as he jiggles the cord out of the socket and begins the tiresome process of wrapping it back up.
"What's wrong with it? Battery trouble?" Kira asks, because she's the only one polite enough to pretend she actually cares.
"Not sure," Derek replies. "But lately, it only lasts about a minute on max succ."
Stiles, who's been engrossed in a game of I Love Hue on his phone this entire time, huffs out an amused snort of laughter, and without missing a beat, blurts out, "Derek only lasts about a minute on max succ."
It takes Stiles a few seconds for his brain to catch up with his mouth, and then he's blushing harder than a summer sunburn, sinking down into the couch cushions like he's hoping they'll swallow him whole, while Derek stands in the far corner, frozen to the spot with half a vacuum cable wrapped around his shoulder, the tips of his ears burning bright red.
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