Rick: Where’s Carl?
Jerry: Doing stuff and thangs, boss man.
Michonne: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Judith?
Jerry: Trying to stop Carl from doing the stuff and thangs
Maggie: And Enid?
Jerry: Trying to stop Judith from stopping Carl from doing the stuff
Carol and Ezekiel: And Henry?
Jerry: Trying to stop Enid from stopping Judith from stopping Carl
Daryl: And Lydia and Beth?
Jerry: Trying to stop Henry from stopping Enid from stopping Judith from stopping Carl...
Morgan: And Benjamin?
Jerry, taking a deep breath: Trying to stop Lydia and Beth from stopping Henry from stopping Enid from stopping Judith from stopping Carl
Ezekiel: I see. And what are you doing here, Jerry?
Jerry, almost out of breath: Oh, I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Benjamin, from stopping Lydia, from stopping Beth, from stopping Henry, from stopping Enid, from stopping Judith, from stopping Carl from doing the stuff and things.
*An explosion rips through the air*
Jerry: Guess they found the stuff and thangs boss.
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rewatched some guy. let me know why ezekiel isnt regarded as objectively the hottest man on this show. like look at him. hes sad. hes fucking wearing catchers gear. he has a cane sword. hes a dilf. what more can u ask for in a man.
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“ Yet I smile ,,
“im not even supposed to be here, man.”
“the dead came for me,”
“yet I smile.”
“war came for me,”
“yet I smile.”
“cancer.”
.....
“yet I smile.”
“i try to anyway.”
— King Ezekiel of TWD. S11:E23
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♡ TWD characters + Sleeping at Last Enneagrams + the lyric(s) that reminds me of them ♡
ONE, the reformer ; Carl Grimes ; "the price of this so-called perfection is everything" ⟡ "i want to sing a song worth singing, i'll write an anthem worth repeating; i want to feel the transformation, a melody of reformation"
TWO, the helper ; Aaron ; "sweetheart you look a little tired, when did you last eat? come in and make yourself right at home, stay as long as you need" ⟡ "what a privilege it is to love, a great honour to hold you up"
THREE, the achiever ; (reformed) Negan Smith ; "i finally see myself through the eyes of no one else" ⟡ "a mess of a story i'm ashamed to tell, but i'm slowly learning how to break this spell"
FOUR, the individualist ; Ezekiel Sutton ; "i'm turning out the lights to remember how to see, 'til a renaissance takes place and resuscitates the colour of paint and divinity" ⟡ "maybe i'm hiding behind metaphor, maybe my heart needs to break to be sure"
FIVE, the investigator ; Sasha Williams ; "a white flag waves in the dark between my head and my heart, my armour falls apart" ⟡ "as if i could let myself be seen, even deeply known; like i was already brave enough to let go"
SIX, the loyalist ; Gabriel Stokes ; "i want to take shelter but i'm ready, ready to fight; somewhere in the middle, i feel a little paralyzed; maybe i'm stronger than i realize" ⟡ "is it courage or faith to show up every day? to trust that there will be light always waiting behind even the darkest of nights"
SEVEN, the enthusiast ; Beth Greene ; "how wonderful to see a smile on your face, it costs farewell tears for a welcome-home parade" ⟡ "i want to be here, truly be here, to watch the ones that i love bloom; and i want to make room to love them through and through and through" ⟡ "i feel hope, deep in my bones, that tomorrow will be beautiful"
EIGHT, the challenger ; Daryl Dixon ; "you were wrong, my healing needed more than time" ⟡ "when i see fragile things, helpless things, broken things, i see the familiar" ⟡ "i'm just a kid who grew up scared enough to hold the door shut and bury my innocence" ⟡ "i'll shake the ground with all my might, and i will pull my whole heart up to the surface; for the innocent, for the vulnerable, i'll show up on the front lines with a purpose" ⟡ "i'm shattered porcelain glued back together again"
NINE, the peacemaker ; Lydia ; "choked up i realize, i've been less than half myself for more than half my life" ⟡ "how do i forgive myself for losing so much time?" ⟡ "a little at a time, i feel more alive; i let the scale tip and feel all of it, it's uncomfortable but right"
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Say it like you mean it
Bones become dust
Gold turns to rust
Say it like you mean it
Underneath a spotlight
And all the splintered wood
Nothing here is shining
Shining like it should,
I'd rather watch my kingdom fall
I want it all or not at all
I'd rather watch my kingdom fall
I want it all or not at all
Tell me that you mean it
Tell me that it's true
It's the last thing you do
Tell me that you mean it
I can see it happening, happening
I can see it happening, happening
I'd rather watch my kingdom fall
I want it all or not at all
I’d rather watch my kingdom fall
I want it all or not at all
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