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steevejr · 8 months

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my totally realistic predictions for the way of kings engame:

1. Wikim and Renarin get arranged married (they’re both creepy and weird and scare off the hoes. Also sudoku enthusiasts) so Shallan can go fuck off and be transgender elsewhere while accomplishing her task of securing her house to the kholin house

2. Adolin and Kaladin yaoi break for the next 10 years until Kaladin either kills himself (accidentally) or dies saving Dalinar (intentionally). Adolin learns to dual wield shardblades and it’s really sexy. Maybe he dabbles in gender by learning how to read.

3. Shallan fucks off and goes to be transgender elsewhere (not out of hate I just think she would really enjoy fucking off forever or at least until she got bored). Pattern is there. Also gaz.

4. Rock finally goes back to the peaks to see his wife and kids (rest of bridge 4 goes with him except moash (moash and elhokar are holding hands skipping around because they’re besties again))

5. Jasnah king emperor of roshar everyone please pay your respects to the new queen of everything forever 🙏🙏🙏🙏

see you all in 20 years when the final novel comes out and I’ll be right about everything.

#no predictions for Dalinar because I’m sure book 3 will go super well for him and I’ve yet to read it #I imagine when Renarin meets wikim in book3 he’s like ‘ah. I see. well I guess marrying this rando is better than killing myself. also #Shallan congrats on your future transition’ and she’s like Huh? Transition into what? and Renarin gives the camera a knowing look #I genuinely do think Kaladin is gonna die saving someone book 8/9. there’s no way he’s living to 40 with his lifestyle.#a day in the life of steeve #way of kings #stormlight archive

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