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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
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Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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Ah, interesting. Foal auctions are in full swing again and look who became the sales-topper (sold for 52k) at the Oldenburger studbook's foal auction:
That's a little Esquin White colt. I didn't particularly expect that stallion to get popular but color seems to sell well at auctions lately.
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I love seeing tumblr PSA posts about horses filled with 100% misinformation
#>‘don’t put these types of Warmbloods in your fantasies it doesn’t make sense!!!!’#>horse in question is a Fresian. a cold blooded draft.#>replies turned off and op deactivated#a day in the life of steeve
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thank you tuoi tre news this is the funniest way you can post this
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this constant discrimination against us sex-havers needs to stop. you throw condoms at me and go "hey wetdick!" "bet you got some today wetdick!" "don't leave it in there too long it'll get pruned!" am i not a human being. if you cut me do i not bleed
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omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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is sex more like rocks or bitcoin
throwing this to the studio audience
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OP turned off reblogs
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Jamal: the movie meme compilation
#I need to create more vendrea memes i see.#a day in the life of steeve#Jamal#need to keep these on hand lest i lose them#making memes at 2 am instead of actually writing it lol
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I love subjects and topics
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worldbuilding is a lot easier if you imagine one guy with her arms crossed over her chest going 'why?' in response to every aspect of your lore, and in rebuttal you must explain it to them as convincingly as you can. if you don't have an answer then you need to go back to the writing desk.
#a day in the life of steeve#any time i read anything fantasy i see margo in the corner of my eye shaking her head.#writing
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