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deer-with-a-stick · 9 months

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"Oh Jergal gave up his portfolios so his power level is like that of a demi-god lol"

I am a firm believer that if Jergal had the motivation to, he would absolutely fuck up the Dead Three, Kelemvor, and Cyric's shit all at once. Just yoink the power back. Dude just doesn't give a fuck. Sure, he hates Cyric and the Dead Three, but no matter what kind of bullshit they get up to, they a) can't kill him and b) really won't interfere with his paperwork. The whole non-interference thing is very Death God of him. The guy's Lord of the End of Everything, but killing everything at much was too much work and actively holding the power was too boring for him lmao

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #jergal #bhaal #myrkul #bane #the dead three #kelemvor #cyric #technically he's also the god of destiny and fate #he writes your name down and boom #literally nothing in the world can bring you back to life #imagine pissing off the god who is literally the embodiment of neutrality #evidently that's easy when you're a little bitch like the dead three or cyric #me back on my bullshit except this time its me yelling about forgotten realms gods #dear old kel has the higher rank but jergal is absolutely more terrifying #his whole thing is that he literally does not care #although its hilarious that the dead three managed to piss him off so much that he showed up and started actively helping the bg3 character #he doesn't even need money

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