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Scrambled Eggs: bowser x luigi, mario x donkey kong

inspired by Egg Time by @linadoon-draws

mostly how i thought it would go based on their summary cuz i thought it was mario talking in it

the stork delivers an egg to the wrong house

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Scrambled Eggs (also on ao3)

“...”

Mario and Luigi weren’t sure what they were looking at. The brother’s stared at the sizeable egg, innocently sitting in a nest of blankets on their living room couch.

"Weegee...” Mario started, neither brother moving their gaze from the egg.

“Hm?”

“Where did-a you get-a this egg?”

“Stork left it this-a mornin’,” Luigi answered, tilting his head and yawning. The reality of it it all was still catching up to his sleep deprived mind.

“What?!”

a few hours later

The bros decided they needed coffee to fully process what was going on and, after some breakfast, started brainstorming on what to do.

It couldn’t have been Mario’s; he and Donkey Kong had only been dating for about a month, and neither would’ve had an egg since they were both mammals. Mario was at least 75% sure this world didn’t work like that. Probably.

The red plumber would have thought it was Luigi’s if his bro wasn’t, to his knowledge, single as a pringle. And that still didn’t explain why it would be an egg.

It didn’t look like any Yoshi egg they’d seen before but it wouldn’t hurt to put the word out in case the Storks had somehow mixed up the address and its parents were looking for it.

A quick call to their royal friends and word about their surprise guest was already circulating through the kingdoms, all they had to do was wai-

THWUMP!

The two jumped as something heavy landed outside and made its way to their front door. They shared a look, unsure of who it could be. Disregarding the princesses and Prince Peasely, most royals in this world were pretty big.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

At least they were polite enough to knock. Luigi looked at his brother before nodding, staying back to protect the egg if needed.

Opening the door cast the living room in shadow as the red mario brother looked up, up, up until he saw the Koopa King’s muzzle, eyes almost burning a hole into his face.

“Where is he?”

Mario blinked. “Scusa?”

Bowser huffed, smoke blowing into Mario’s face.

“My brat. Where is he?”

“ Il tuo uovo?” Luigi exclaimed from the couch, no wonder the thing was so huge!

Bowser’s expression softened at the sight of his egg, safe and sound in the younger plumber’s arms as he carried it over.

With a gentleness the brother’s didn’t think he was capable of, Bowser carefully took the egg from Luigi and left.

“...”

“So, you and-a Bow-?”

“Mamma Mia, Mario! I’m not-a dating Bowser!!”

BONUS:

scusa? = excuse me/ sorry?

il tuo uovo? = Your egg?

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