ok I know we all hate the ln 1 adaption but that one scene where kunikida stops in the middle of the road to answer a phone call and Atsushi freaks out and Dazai doesn't even react is so funny to me,,, like Dazai's reaction implies that kunikida does that enough for him to be unphased like? why can't anyone in the ada actually drive help them-

oh hbomberguy ROBLOX_OOF.mp3 video we're really in it now

Best driver in the CFPOM? :)

...so when you say 'good'...are we talking skill? or safety? Because...

if we're talking Skill:

kenny, 100%. hands down.

if it has wheels -- kenny can drive it. i feel like he's been driving since elementary school tbh. which leads me to my next point which is that kenny can drive super well...but its definitely not legal. there is No WAY he has a license like that man has no birth certificate. he def has a fake license tho and it is literally a knock off McLovin from super bad level of fake and just says McWhoremick with no first name smh. but its fine bc he can seduce his way out of any ticket ever. Slayed. ;)

but yeah no, he is ripping around the neighborhood like its GTA5, they are FLYING, kyle is having a panic attack the whole time because kenny is smoking a fat joint and yellin Look Guys No Hands! bras and panties flying all over the place from whoever was back there last, old moldy pizza slices, the hula girl on the dash is shaking ass, theres fuzzy purple dice hanging from the mirror, fake balls on the tail pipe...so much Insanity...all while ayesha erotica or the Cuntry ;) <3 playlist is blaring. tldr when kenny is driving, kyle and marjorine are not having fun but stan & cartman are having So much fun help

i feel like kenny drives a tiny little beat up red pick up truck that he fixed up himself ( hes a part time mechanic in peppermint...or thats his current job until they fire him...Soon probably ) so there is a driver seat, a front seat and a TINY cab in back which really should only have one...One!!! COUNT IT!!! ONE!! person in it but they manage to squeeze THREE people in wHICH SOMETIMES IS TWO PEOPLE AND CARTMAN AND SOMETIMES ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE IS ALSO TALL ASS KYLE WITH THE MASSIVE DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER BEST ASS IN CLASS so needless 2 say its a Tight Squeeze.

they also All used to fight for shot gun ( stan wants to aux, kyle has control issues/is claustrophobic and cartman is just an asshole he also cant drive bc driving is for Poor Ugly People ) EXCEPT marj who Never EVER fought for shotgun and always used to sit in the back with whoever just bc shes nice and kind so when they started dating kenny permanently made marjorines seat the passenger seat *Kenny Being A Bastard VC* I Got A Seat For You Right Here, Sweetheart ;) *fakes out pointing to face then pats the seat smh* and everyone is like ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS bc that perma put stan kyle and cartman in the back which is CHAOTIC and kenny is like hell yeah im serious!!! unless one of you is gonna start Blowing Me enjoy the back bitches!!! mwaaaah <3 Pain....oh my god. *kyle n cartman audacity*

which...stan is actually the most Chill back there, he is my relaxed king -- he also Never calls the front seat shot gun bc he HATES guns cute pacifist boy behavior -- and fights for the front way less tbh. which conflicted kyle because he just wants to sit next to stan and not cartman ( stan used to sit between them to prevent Homiecide )

but bc kenny is ripping around going a million miles per hour all the time kyle ends up in stans lap A LOT which...okay the first time he was like dude oh my god im So sorry and stan was like dont worry kp you can sit in my lap Any Time :) what are super best friends for? :*

uNAWARE OF HOW FKN INSANE THAT SOUNDED TO LITERALLY EVERYONE KYLE MADE SUCH A CRAZY SOUND HE WAS SO RED OH MY GOD KENNY MARJ AND CARTMAN ALL LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE IS THIS REAL THIS IS NOT RESALSDKLHDS

like the way that stan did not know he was in love with kyle until Now but was constantly like u can sit in my lap and wear all my clothes and have anything you want from me kyle??? LIKE?? I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE STAN!!!! YOU FRUIT FUCKING SALAD!!! PUTTIN UR BEST GUY FRIEND IN UR LAP IN YOUR HOODIE PLAYIN W HIS HAIR WHISPERING SHIT INTO HIS EAR MAKING HIM BLUSH WITH THE FKN LITTLE HEART CHARM ON UR NOSE RING SHUT UPPPPP!!!!!

( also i forgot how much i luv pep!stans little emo boy Charm Bracelet Nose Ring for dramatic fruity bisexual disasters...he is so cute ily bb peppermint stan is the most babygirl ever....my son oh my gooood )

so needless to say stan just climbs in the back and does the hot boy Come Here ;) thing where he pats his lap for kyle to sit ( HELLO EXCUSE ME?? ) and it was Mostly a joke until they started dating and now everyone is like stan and kyle no funny business back there and cartman is like yeah watch it homos and but its okay they are Making Out they cant hear anyone smh <3 NASTY BOY BEHAVIOR WHEN THEYRE DATING ITS SO OBNOXIOUS I REALLY HATE THEM like they are attached at the lips/hips...but also...Good For Them omg.

iiiiii got more to say about everyone else Driving ( me crazy mostly ) but this got too long i had too much to say abt the truck and kenny so yes tldr as far as Good Driving goes...Kenny. but as far as legal? Abbbbbsooolutely Not, Babey! it is fun tho!!! yeehaw! Buckle Up <3

-uncle nina, gay and can't drive

I keep seeing that post that’s like “everything should be open source, cars don’t weld the hoods shut so you can’t look at the engines” and while I get what the post is trying to say the metaphor always throws me bc cars def straight up have a bunch of embedded computer units in them w a lot of inaccessible source code

okay, my brain went really hard on the super realistic dream scenarios turning super unrealistic during the latest nap.

helping my parents pack all the things they need for their courthouse appointment tomorrow, running back inside and getting the last documents while they fight and bicker over something unimportant outside. but then seeing our house's interior has transformed into a fancy turn of the century townhouse, with beautiful art nouveau ironwork and woodwork and windows and such, also a huge magazine rack with a bunch of magazines, even some I used to read when I was a little kid (like Diddl's Käseblatt and several Winx Club magazines)

visiting and staying at a fancy hotel, using the elevator, making sure a very much overly confident almost to the point of being cheeky little kid knows their way around and doesn't get lost while getting ice cream at the ground floor bar

then, outside, running into a huge biker gang who are helping American race car drivers fix some things on their cars before going off on an otherwise abandoned stretch of Autobahn, speeding off into the horizon. me then hopping onto one of the biker's vehicles and zooming around a fantastical landscape that's transforming from the previously mentioned Autobahn right before my eyes, like in a video game.

adam has his own car but he took ronan's bmw to confront his parents probably at least partly because the lingering presence of ronan in it brings him comfort

i'm gonna be honest... i have been getting GENUINELY upset at grocery prices lately. like i go to a store and i feel CRUSHED checking out with 4 days worth of food for 2 people for $80. it just feel like so much money falling into a black hole to never be seen again.

i'm not that good at meal planning but convenience foods are starting to rival restaurant prices, so why buy a $6 hoagie of 5 inches of dry ass bread with a meager handful of meat and cheese when it's not even a remotely pleasurable experience OR cheap. At least give me one of those.

i've always spent a good amount more at the grocery store than a super strict budget might allow because i don't like cooking very much and i don't want to spend mental energy fussing around with exact deals, but at this point, i have to download their stupid app and clip their stupid digital coupons to try to squeeze a few more items into my budget, and it just sucks, and i literally know the companies are price gouging, and now i have to give up my data to try to stay afloat.

it's just one more thing in life that makes me feel like i'm trapped in a car with a broken parking brake that's slowly rolling backwards into a freakin lake. it's impacting my HARMLESS LITTLE HOBBY of TRYING WEIRD FOODS because. at this point. who can spend the money to potentially not like what you get

car shopping while everything is inflated to hell is torture actually. do i drop 5k on a well-used car and risk getting shackled to a bad vehicle; or do i take several more months to save up 10k (at minimum) to get a less-well-used car but also restricting my university progression because my campus is 40+ minutes away + im not paying for a dorm

"Sometimes when I'm down or tired, I love to SHOUT or Sing~ some phrases that come to mind. I've been trying to learn sutras, but even simple things like a cat's meow or Don't stop me nooooow! Always manage to brighten me up, especially when I get my broom-guitar going to rock out! I used to get teased a bit about it, but Byakuren says that I should never be ashamed of expressing my happiness, especially when it's such a joyous celebration! It really meant a lot to me. When I first started at the temple, I kinda hated it because I thought I had to be all stiff and quiet, and hide things like my tail wagging- like it is when I go to the village- but…with her help, and with the band becoming so big…I'm not ashamed!

What are some things that make you happy? I'm giving you permission to rock out and proud*!"

generally speaking i hate the 'primo is just 70s nicky' theory bc like there is absolujtely no fucking way nicky would have dick energy that big. he simply wouldnt. that man's whole vibe is about blending into a beige carpet meanwhile primo's entire day has been wasted if he hasnt worn at least two of his new and excellent outfits

UGH my temps only at 99.6°F

colm was such a fucking self-important cunt tho.ik that the film is supposed to show they both have flows etc but like idc colm was a fucking asshole to pàdraic and he was mostly the reason for his sort of corruption arc in the movie.like he starts avoiding and ignoring the man who had probably been his best friend for their entire lives all of a sudden without warning or explanation and when pàdraic is reasonably hurt and doesnt understand why his friend is being so cruel to him he just doubles down by insulting him and spouting wannabe philoshoper bs abiut being remembered and shit.lile that above all annoyed me the most because like if he just wanted some time alone to focus on himself and his music he could have just explained that to pàdraic instead of ignoring him and then calling him boring and dull.fuck him honestly.and then he says some bullshit abiut how niceness doesnt last or whatever and that results in pàdraic trying to be more mean to see if thatll get him his friend back until he ultimately becomes as bitter and whiny colm is.like i legit cried the entire movie because of how mean and cruel he was to pàdraic

hehehehehehhhe i wrote a whole fic tonight hehehehehehehehehhehehe

when mr. styles said guess I’m prone to overthinking I really feel that

the incredibles is so goddamm overrated good thing im exactly 20 days older than it and therefore more powerful

:/ why is it that things cant work out ok for me?