#esp bc its skill ranked so like if ur eggecutive vp you should know how to use the exploser properly | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

gibbearish · 1 year

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im immune to the "a lot of people (especially kids) got splatoon 3 for christmas which means theres a wave of inexperienced players, be nice to new people in online battles" vs "it is my god given right as a red blooded american to track down every new squid and explode them, they will learn that life is suffering and death is inevitable. trial by fire" discourse because gun to my head i can tell you literally nothing about the players around me the entire game. a thing walks in front of me and i shoot it i have no idea how new player gameplay is different from old player who happens to suck gameplay hello

#the only thing i can recognize is when ive started annoying the other team bc they start Hunting me #but on the bright side i never squidbag ppl when i kill them #cuz when ppl do that to me it just feels bad and not in a 'aw dang i lost but thats part of the game' way #in a 'im being deliberately mean to you specifically' way #esp considering that yes it is primarily a kids game #like no im not gonna play bad on purpose in case there happen to be new people but i also just dont like being mean to randos #in a situation where we literally can only say two things to each other it feels shitty to just jump to aggression over something #that i have literally 0 context for #i also apply that idea to driving #although to a lesser extent just bc driving Can Kill People so if ur doing dangerous stuff idc if youre new or shitty on purpose i will #still loudly let you know that what you did just almost killed me #im rambling now tldr im stupit #now for salmon run i am very different #only 4 people means its way easier to pay attention to what everyones doing and since the goal is 'work together'#rather than 'explode each other' i get more annoyed abt ppl not carrying their weight #esp bc its skill ranked so like if ur eggecutive vp you should know how to use the exploser properly

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