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#ep 8 the horizon beyond the squall
18catsreading · 4 months
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Having been saved by Queen Myrtle, the Bitch (twice).
Cheese: I'm no longer Cheese the Little, the little gnome. I'm Cheese, Prince Bitch.
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18catsreading · 4 months
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Ayda: you're Cheese of Cannoncourt, correct?
Cheese: yeah, yeah, er wow, uh yea, I'm Cheese. I'm Cheese.
Ayda: my apologies for my lateness. In addition to being the mistress of the Compass Points Library, I also am in a committed relationship with a rockstar who lives in Solace. So I have to split time between those two locations.
Cheese: yeah, oh yea, I know. I keep up with all the papers, and all those -- that's amazing, yeah
Ayda: I am Ayda Aguefort, mistress of the Compass Points. It's been brought to my attention that you are a young wizard, is this correct?
Cheese: uh, yes
Ayda: may I observe your trapper keeper?
Cheese: uh, ooh, yeah. [As Carlos]: he pulls out the trapper keeper and hands it to her. Starts kind of making excuses for it. [As Cheese]: oh, a lot of these, a lot, a lot of the pages are torn. It's a lot, a lot of stuff that I'm scribbling in the notes I had to like, I don't know the real languages or exactly how this stuff works exactly. A lot of that I put, I put together. it's not, it's not --
Ayda: your voice keeps stuttering over and over again, are you nervous right now?
Cheese: -- -- -- I'm always, I'm always nervous, yes
Ayda: why?
Cheese: um. -- --. [Sighs heavily]. I don't know.
Ayda: I'm going to be frank with you. I command the ind and stars. I am a powerful wizard. Last year I stormed the nine Hells to save my paramour. And I also get nervous a lot. It's okay to be nervous, but I hope you are not nervous around me. I heard of your story and that you are off on an adventure to save your brother. This is a noble calling. I hope you do well. Am I conveying to you affection correctly? You're getting that I'm being affectionate, yes?
Cheese: -- -- I don't have a lot of experience, but I guess so, yes. I mean, on paper it sounds 100%.
Ayda: you don't have a lot of experience with affection? I understand that. Leviathan can be an unkind place to grow up. Do you have any family left here in the city?
Cheese: -- -- y- no, not in the city.
Ayda: [narrowing her eyes] very well. [As Brennan]: she casts a spell. Some act of divination, and she says: [as Ayda]: I've asked the winds and the mist of all the 17 seas to come together and agree with you that you have no family here in the city. Any who live in this city that operate under the mistaken assumption that they are your family will find locating you, troubling you, or harassing you, or ever being unkind to you again to be an impossibility. For you and your brother.
Cheese: Thank you
Ayda: here is a very large book of spells. It's a present. I hope you enjoy it. Don't tell me if you don't, it will hurt my feelings.
Cheese: oh! Thank you!! This is, oh, it even has that new spell smell. Thank you! So much!
Ayda: your adventure awaits. The Crows Keep will be open to you whenever you are ready. I'm out of things to say. Do you have any things to say, or are we done talking?
Cheese: -- -- we're done talking. We're done talking, yes.
Ayda: okay. I consider you a friend. I hope you do the same to me. You can think about it, you don't have to answer now. Goodbye, Cheese.
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18catsreading · 4 months
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Ayda showing up at the end ❤️❤️ help Cheese out! Pls 🥹
Ugh yes. I can't wait til Pirates of Leviathan season 2 🤞
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18catsreading · 4 months
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There were lives you couldn't save, but that doesn't mean there aren't still ones you can.
Matt rolling a nat 20 to bring Myrtle (the Cleric) back to life! Yasss
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18catsreading · 4 months
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Cheese: I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me 🥹
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18catsreading · 4 months
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Alamaria: you wrote a whole song just to be mean to me?
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