What if i made this a YCH

Given how much of a shit Mammon is, I think he’d low key be REALLY into it if you’re a little shit right back to him.

Like he holds up a set of lingerie he KNOWS is way too small for you and says “Cute set, eh?? Too bad it won’t fit your fatass! >:)” And without even looking up from what you’re doing, you smirk and shoot back “Oh please, you and everyone else in this shithole LOVE my fatass! So you can bend over and kiss it! I can’t really say the same for you though, ya Christmas tree ass bitch.” And it takes what little self control he has to not marry you on the spot.

I could wax poetic way longer than anyone would bother to read so I’ll just say Gang, I Love Dropout.tv. I’m so happy it exists and that the people who make it exist and that so many people enjoy it. It’s just. There’s so much bad in the world and a dark underbelly to everything and I love how refreshingly good Dropout.tv is. They care for their cast, crew and staff, they’re transparent about what they are, how they function, and their past. They’re innovative, creative, and just fucking fun.

Subscribe to Dropout, or hey, hit up anyone you know with an existing account and share their password, cause Dropout.tv thinks that rocks too.

i think if i was dan howell and phil lester i would Never tell the internet shit about The Relationship and would not only keep everything private forever but continue to make content that blatantly references it without ever addressing it ever. like those men deserve that and also a million dollars from anyone who contributed to the unhealthy view the world had (and arguably still has) of them as a duo and as people

ORV Characters Ranked by Least to Most Likely to Commit White Collar Crime

You guys said you wanted my ORV takes, and I try not to say things unsolicited, so I'll drop the good meta-analysis and literary criticism that I'm known for. For comedy purposes please pretend that ORV is American.

Omniscent Reader's Viewpoint characters broken down by likelihood to commit white collar crime, least to most:

Lee Hyeonseong: he's convinced that he's never committed a crime in his life. Intentionally, of course not. Unintentionally, he takes shopping for groceries extremely seriously, and is sometimes so wrapped up in the fruit inspection experience that he'll leave without paying. Due to his innocent face, bulk, and sheer confidence, he's never caught. In an economically thrifty maneuver, KDJ always sends him on snack runs for parties and texts him math problems while he's there. He insists it's like couponing. It's not couponing.

Jeong Huiwon: similarly, of course she would never choose to commit a crime. Also similarly, when KDJ says, 'Hey, wanna commit a crime?' she always participates. Since the crime is normally targeted at rich people, KDJ can usually morally justify it to her. She calls this harm reduction. It's not harm reduction.

Lee Jihye: would love to commit a crime in theory, almost never in practice. She has an idealized image in her mind of the ideal high school experience and it involves grand theft auto. However, the worst she ever gets is breaking & entering and trespassing, mostly because she didn't stop to wonder if the building was abandoned or not. She can't even shoplift from Claire's.

Shin Yuseung: the kind of kid who sets the dissection frogs in the school laboratory free. Looks up illegal exotic animal trading on the deepweb and sighs in longing. But exotic pet trading isn't very Animal Rights of her, so she just leaks information to the CIA and busts the rings. Lee Gilyeong convinces her to track down shady sellers on Craigslist and bust their kneecaps. Neither of them view this as significantly different from the dissection frog liberation. KDJ gets her a rescued exotic cat for her birthday as a reward.

Lee Gilyeong: self-explanatory.

Han Suyeong: she's been pirating media since she was eleven and has never stopped. World-class expert in pirating everything. She's the unsung hero who rips the CDs and games and puts them online. Runs the pirating websites. Has never paid for a webnovel or manwha or manga in her life. Despite this, she insists that pirating books is immoral and that people should support small authors. The FBI knows she exists and has been trying to catch her for years. She brags about this constantly.

Yoo Sangah: has committed tax fraud before, will commit tax fraud tomorrow, is currently committing tax fraud. Embezzles her company's embezzlement. Insists that she's only committing victimless crimes, mainly because she doesn't view business executives as people. Her ability to evade the IRS is mythological and it's how KDJ got a crush on her.

Yoo Junghyeok: does not understand adult life well enough to knowingly commit any sort of white collar crime. He is this high on the list because he enables and helps KDJ in literally everything he does, especially using his clout as an influencer. This is because KDJ has convinced him that these things aren't crimes, and he doesn't understand adult life well enough to figure it out.

Kim Dokja: has done every white collar crime under the sun. I can't emphasize enough how much crime he does. He's currently blackmailing SYS's college tuition out of a US Senator. HSY makes the shell companies and launders so much money with him. Alternates between running a pyramid scheme and a ponzi scheme depending on the month. Started a cult that one time but we don't like to talk about that. Runs the betting ring for YJH's esports games. Fixes the games. YJH does not know he does this, but KDJ splits the profits and Yoo Mia also needs a college tuition so he decides not to think about it too hard. Big into crypto and runs every crypto scam you can possibly think of, which is normally where the the ponzi schemes come in. Steals YJH's identity often. Somehow everything he does is technically legal. The only crime he does not commit is pirating. Exclusively targets the wealthy and ultra-wealthy and has never stolen money from a poor person. Sugar daddies all of his friends and pays all college tuitions. Anonymously yet obviously sponsors huge amounts of money to YJH's Twitch streams, mostly in apology for the ID theft. Would really rather be living a quiet life in a big house with all of his friends, but that big house ain't gonna pay for itself.

Nun Alastor,it's been my entire life since my last confession,so here ya go, i would absolutely love to replace Valentino as the third Vee and be in Hells worst polycule with Velvette and Vox. Im a huge Vox simp and I fucking love Velvette. I cannot wait for more Vees in s2.

I was asked into the same arrangement and declined.

Consequently, I’d imagine there’s an opening for any unfortunate Sinner foolish enough to accept.

Your sins are forgiven.

St. Alastor

so.. smiles. anyone remember my golden age boxing au?

There's this original species called soapuppies, and i decided everyones soapuppies were too cutesy

"Oh, I'll take more than just your money..." - Alastor whispered into your ear, followed by a deep chortle as his tongue slithered across the gash he left in the cartilage of your ear. - ☄️❤️ (I fully intend on sending more than just this later. I'm currently unable to type it out ATM, but I didn't wanna lose this little brain worm eeeeeeaaaHHH-!)

I'M GONNA (S)CREAM

@hazelfoureyes YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN, THEY GOT ME TOO!!!

☄️❤️Anon, buddy, PAL--

(I am SO lucky I am off for the next two days. I am READY for horny inbox torment!!!)

Harold was on cloud nine today

hi pls don't use the ALT image option as an extra caption, that's meant to describe images for visually impaired users!

Ok, so… some thoughts on alt text and visual impairment.

The original purpose of alt texts are indeed to offer the visually impaired an opportunity to experience an image.

However. How does one experience an image? What is the purpose of the image?

So, to reveal a little about myself. I am visually impaired. I have one severely myopic barely functional eye, and the other is an indiscernible soup of color and shape.

From the functional eye, I try to take in whatever minor little detail. From the nonfunctional one, I suppose adaptation is in order, as the visual world no longer has depth, the realms of the other senses intersect along the crossroads of imagination in order to see that which you cannot.

We feel and experience through so called trivialities and minutiae. Onomatopoeia of scritching along finely toothed margins.

Description itself, the thick kind that oozes with the flavor of the experience, is in a way a practice of inducing nostalgia.

My purpose, however, is to offer alternate hints for immersion. Did you miss out on this? Here’s a little something else for you to experience.

With technology, AI can already efficiently offer basic descriptions of images.

As a maker of things, immersion goes beyond a mimesis of that which exists. The experience is the tone, the mood, the absurd little notes in the margins.

I like to do SoO just for the interactions of these two.

Have this here too cuz I don’t remember if I posted it

adult Alivia and her soundcloud rapper swag

SWANFIRE APPRECIATION WEEK 2023

day 4 ♡ time travel au

when zelenas portal opens, emma and neal get sucked in and transported to the enchanted forest, back in time to the moment emmas parents meet. while they watch on from a distance as snow and charming are about to have their first encounter, emma accidentally distracts snow and throws the whole moment off, changing history and interrupting her parents’ first meeting, therefore potentially erasing herself from existence. to prevent this from happening and fix their mistake, the two must figure out a new way to get snow and charming to meet. in order to do this, they seek help from rumpelstiltskin, which means neal must encounter this past version of his father and also make sure rumple doesn’t realize who he is. with his help, and the plan they concoct, involving convincing snow to steal charmings ring from the castle, sneaking into charming and abigail’s engagement ball, and breaking out of regina’s prison, they manage to set everything on the right path, and emma watches on as her parents first fall in love. with the wand that rumple provides them, emma is able to make a portal to transport them home.

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Just finished Rain Code.

Wow /pos