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biruuuuuuu · 4 years

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Everyday is sambat

Emmm... manusia emang gak jauh dari *kesambatan hidup (*diambil dari kamus besar kebahasaan asing dan kengawuran ku). Suka pengan tanya salah gak sih ngeluh itu ? Hmm.. tak jawab sendiri salah sih enggak la wong manusiawi to ? Ho'o sih.

Tapi ada sebagian yang bilang ora apik urip kok isine meng sambat koyo ora iso trimo ing pandum, lha wong ya wes diparingi gusti nikmat seng okehh mosok di uji titik wae leh gedruk bumi koyo arep ngeruntuhne langit.

Yaa kalau aku sihh bolehlah ngeluh neng ya alon ae rasah seru-seru. Nah contoh yaa *kita di kasih sakit terus kita ngeluh tu nah orang suka bilang kan sakit menggugurkan dosa kalau kita sabar kalau kamu ngeluh nanti gak jdi gugur dosanya lo. Nah urusan dosa ama pahala kan kita gk tahu jadi biarin ajalah kalau itu mah. Tapi mungkin dengan iming-iming itu kita jdi lebih sabar gitu ngadepin sakit biar inget selalu apa yang terjadi saat ini emang punya hikmahmya jadi otak kita ngerespon buat nerima dan berpikir positif buat sembuh, dan menurut ku obat terbaik adalah respon dan pikiran positif kita buat sembuh aku mikir sih kan Allah nyiptain tubuh kita tu pasti dengan antibody paling canggihlah yang pernah ada didunia ini. (Nah mah ngomong kemana" ya, masih nyambunv kagak ? Haha maaf yaa kalau gk sambung).

Kembali lagi Intinya tu aku mau bilang boleh kok ngeluh mungkin bakal ngurangi sedikit berkahnya tapi toh kita manusia biasa yang pasti kalau sakit ya bilang sakit, kalau seneng yang bilang seneng. Masak sakit bilang seneng kan ya gk mungkin.

Yaa aku iki contoh e everyday is sambat 🤣 sambat mumet tek rak mari-mari, sambat kemeng ra mari-mari, sambat bosen, sambat okehh sambat e lah.

Tapi ditengah kesambatan ku itu aku iseh iso guyu meski yaa mari iku sambat loro maneh. Hmmmm semoga aku didispen atas kesambatan ku yang ini.

Aku masih bilang gini kok yaudaahlah dinikmati wae lorone engko lak ya mari nek wayah e mari. Atau yaudahlahh pokok urip dinikmati wae isine.

*kula taseh sambat gusti ngapunten

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travelforone-blog · 7 years

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How I qualified for Gran Fondo Worlds

Part 2: Marcello Bergamo Cup, UCI Gran Fondo Maraton Franja

Final Man 12"LP/CD by CONTAMINATED

Marcello Bergamo Cup, day 1

Team: Glenn and me (should have made a movie with this title by now) Track: up and down with a long climb at the end Plan: Dictate the pace, chase down attacks, be aggresive, like in Sjælland

Race

BOOOM, IT IS ON Chase, chase, chase Still chasing Chasing uphill Chasing downhill Chasing in kantvind First half lap chase like a motherfucker Hmmmm, isn't there a climb at the end of the lap Last part of the lap: climb BONK, dropped Ride another lap to cool down with 2 Danes

Summary

Should not have bridged

Fun facts

I chased the winner and his 3 breakaway buddies, the german winner soloed to victory, dropping everyone Also, he should totally race in B, TOTALLY. Also, new max 17km NP record. I HAVE BONKED WITH EXCELLENCE Simon was also dropped, he was NOT happy

Marcello Bergamo Cup, day 2

Engulfed in Obscurity 12"LP by ENGULFED

Track: flat, with monster kantvind sections (rumors said much tougher than the first day) Plan: do not attack, stay in the bunch (for 50 minutes according to Glenn), be zen

Race

Stay zen in the klungan for 52 minutes Elapsed time: 53 minutes. Hello! Glenn is in the break, so it's defense time Man, the german is like a ... bouncy spring, he's fucking fast and aggresive Anyhow, fun fun fun, Glenn is caught, so I give it a go, a couple of times There is still 2 guys out in front, but whatever I plan to attack into a small climb, followed by a descent I squeeze past and BOOOOOM, I LAUNCH LIKE A ROCKET Don't look back, don't look back 10 seconds Don't look back 10 more seconds Look back - I AM GONE ALONE YAAAAAAAY GO GO GO GO GO GO I AM GOING I WISH I WAS ON TV Right, ok, so ... emmm ... where am I going? Uh, there is a group up front ... wait, that's not the 2 from our race hmmm HMMM NOT COOL Look back I have like 30 second MOTHERFUCKER AMAZING Well, LET'S DO THIS GO GO GO GO GO GO go go go go go go motvind Ok, I am done Let's make this graceful Join the bunch Plan 2: attack in the other climb Plan ruined by the confusion caused by passing H50 Anyhow Plan 3: Bring back the 2 escapees who have like 30s on us ATTACK GO GO HARD PULL PULL PULL And we got them Fuck up entry into beforelast corner no grip on bars due to shit tape and humidity Try to move up Nope Kinda sprint, but not really

Summary

Need new bartape

Fun facts

Bought new bartapes, orange color and meat pattern Meat does not look good (once you see it ...), replace with orange ... WIN Prepared the best carbonara ever according to Glenn

Salt for the Healer by OCULUS

Marcello Bergamo Cup, day 3

Track: kantvindish with a monster climb at the end Plan: be zen the first lap, survive the climb

Race

Hmm, I have a headache Hit a pothole so hard headache gets worse Try to stay in the front of the bunch, but not do too much suck at staying at the front but not doing too mcuh Basically, oscillate up and down, chase, moove up, slowly drop, chase, move up, attack, get tired, drop, chase ... you know, oscillate AKA do the Simon 2km to big climb I ACTUALLY AM at the front and there is an attack happening, 4 guys + 2 chasing Internal monologue: Hmmm, if I bridge, then WE bridge and we are 7 entering into the climb ahead of the bunch so even if I drop I have some buffer GO GO GO BRAAAAAAP I bridge, we bridge Confusion We're caught, we slide back All for nothing Enter climb, waaay too behind, no buffer legs numb Fuck you you head Make it through the climb, gap opens, stuck behind wrong guy Get to the top, Glenn 3m just in front of me Looking good KANTVIND ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????? Glenn gets good wheel I get bad wheel chase Chase CHASE Hej Simon! CHASE CHASE CHASE Rejoin by the end of the lap legs gone get dropped after every corner after 5 drops, I decide to call it: I'm dropped Stop by the car, contemplate life and reality Almost cry

Summary

I should not have bridged

Road trip

Distance covered: about 1200km Car's listed top speed: 188kmh My top speed: 182 kmh Glenn's top speed: 152 kmh He was probably the only non-german on the Autobahn that day concerned with fuel consuption Memorable dialogues: 2 1. Hotel, south of Kassel, Glenn gets a free beer from the nice receptionist girl, we drink it on the terrace. me: I remember seeing this Canadian movie once, about a bored receptionist at a hotel in the middle of nowhere who starts fucking guests for fun, just 'cos she's bored. Does not end well for her, dark movie. Glenn: Dude, she's like downstairs! me: Whaaaat, it was a good movie ... 2. After 1 day of driving, me: Glenn, I will listen to my pod now, I will sit here and listen to my pod, if you need anything, let me know, otherwise, I will be here and listening to my pod.

UCI Gran Fondo Maraton Franja

Track: 157 km, 2 climbs, 1 hard, 1 harder Plan: do not fall

Race

Start at about position 100+100+100+100 = waaay too back Consider the first 10km as a criterium NP first 10KM: waaay too much Make it to first group with the leaders, 100 riders or so Avoid crashes First climb: painful, but manageable Managed to stay with the lead group Avoid crashes Stuck in same position due to crowd and smaller roads Second climb: very painful but manageable Lose some places Descend like a madman, pass people Small chasing group forms Some yelling around organizing work Some more yelling And some more yelling And we're finally working together Kinda 15 min later we catch the group before us And every kind of collaboration stops Like, literally So we chill for last 57km Well, I chill, the rest are pretty burned out and kinda grumpy Count the competition: about 7 guys in the same category, so ... just make sure I'm faster NP last 50km: way too low for a race like this Plan: attack solo at Merkator once we enter the city, get a kid to come along with me (wait, what's Merkator? Eh, you'll see) Eventually, get to the main streets in the city Also, get caught by another group since we were chillin', nahmean? Pace picks up, some action going on, we're getting close to Merkator I'm lining up on the side, a dude goes Ok, he can go, I am waiting, waaait for it, waaaaait for it THE KID GOES BOOOM WAIT WHAT? He's going, acceleration, we accelerate, he bonks idle BOOOM, MIHA GOES GOOOOO don't look back don't look back look back YES, I'M AWAY NOW TO BRIDGE GO GO GO GO GO GO BRIDGING look back YAY, GAP INCREASES wait, not bridging constant gaps MUST BRIDGE MUST CATCH DUDE MUST DO THIS MOTVIND WHAT ... THE ... FUCK get caught UUUUURGGGHHHHHH Stay kinda up front Start sprint Jump the roundabout and some other obstacles Do kinda ok

Summary

Qualified for world championships, yay!

Fun facts

Totally pissed off Hanna when arriving late to ride with her and Glenn Rode 2 hill intervals (dropped Glenn), 2/3 Valterrunt (dropped Glenn) as training for Franja Valterrunt included: 1/2 salami and 2 aperol spritz Also did a fixed castle siege race in Ljubljana, made it into semis (man, I got nothing on those fixed dudes, NOTHING. Fucking MONSTERS) Get kudos for organizing work from a Tuš guy I rode with. Miha (not me): Dude, that was Mirko!!! No waaaay. Yeah, totally. ARE YOU KIDDING ME ... lol, I thought you were like BFF or something. No, I had no idea, that's why the hug and back slaps and shit ... clue who he was ... Turns out tt was not Mirko, was Mirko's clone Vlado...

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