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#eddie lowkey still oblivious to jealous steve even 40 years in
sarcasticassian · 2 years
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Corroded Coffin becomes famous enough to be a household name even for people who don’t listen to their music, you know the band name, kinda like Queen, Metallica, ABBA etc people just know that they exist and in this age of celebrity biopics we’re unfortunately living through one gets made about Corroded Coffin (kinda in the vein of Bohemian Rhapsody or Rocketman, maybe a mostly true but sort of sensationalised version of their story)
and Eddie in a fit of forgetfulness about just who his partner is, keeps making comments to Steve like ‘hey the guy playing you is really sexy’ thinking it would be cute and complimentary but this is Steve, who despite being with Eddie for what nearly 40 years at this point still gets jealous, sue him, so he does not take it as a compliment and eventually Robin has to text Eddie to tell him to stop because she cannot go through another facetime call where all Steve does is rant about this poor actor trying to steal is husband (the poor guy has no idea Steve doesn’t like him and is just trying to be nice to everybody) and Eddie has to remind Steve that he’s only ever had eyes for him and can he please calm down before they fire the guy or something
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