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wi1dshxpe · 1 month

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durge: now let’s seal this alliance with a blood pact

gortash being polite: okay…

durge post blood pact licking their hand clean: your blood tastes like power

gortash: thank you?

gortash: *offers a hand to durge to help them up from their chair*

durge: *looks at him confused*

durge: *licks the blood the blood off of gortash’s hand*

durge: *gets up on their own* thank you.

gortash: *is hard*

durge, placing hand on gortash’s shoulder: you’re hard *leaves*

#dark urge #durgetash #durge #enver gortash #i'm sorry but also i hope you see my vision #enver: they're playing crazy mind games... seducing me to mess with my brain... they're a mastermind #durge: *is autistic and hungry*#durge completely misses that it had anything to do with them and is just like 'wow blood must turn him on too.'

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anniemainiancs · 1 month

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Things that def happen in Baldur's Gate 3 that aren't in the game.

1: Gale talking your ear off about ANYTHING that sparks his interest on the walks. Literally anything "Fun Fact about the grass here in Baldur's Gate-" literally either annoying you or you're attracted to people who are smart funny and autistic (good taste)

2: Astarion whining about things, complaining his feet hurt, it's too cold, it's too hot (even though I'm sure vampires don't feel temperature) he's bored, he's hungry, he's tired, like YOURE gonna hear it from him. For at least twenty minutes before someone says something.

3: Tav romance scenes (why didn't they include this, rip LARIAN you could have had a gold mine) like you're scene with ur romance option. Like the old "hehe lemme teach you how to shoot a bow and arrow" Lenny face. I honestly think about how my Tav/Durge rizzed them up. It's just a fun headcannon to come up with too!

4: PDA

I can only imagine how your other companions feel watching you kneel before Astarion so he can choke-kiss you in front of them. I can only imagine their thought process seeing that. Their brainstems shutting down. But on the opposite end, seeing that finger under the chin Gale kiss or that spinny Wyll kiss i feel like they be like "aww" sometimes yk but they are mostly sick of y'all. Lae'zel mostly.

5: stories around the campfire, maybe it started the first night at camp, and kept going. But y'all share things with each other, sometimes serious, sometimes funny. Yk, squad shit.

I could go on all day but im gonna stop here

#baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale bg3 #astarion #gale dekarios

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microwavedautism · 6 months

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Saw some of those relationship charts going around so I'm joining in with two tavs and a durge

Link to the original: https://www.tumblr.com/raysoffrost/727662102917021696/made-a-little-relationship-chart-for-your-bg3?source=share

Or just find @/raysoffrost (I hope thats right)

First up Harmony, my bard boy and so far only one who's finished the game

Karlach and Astarion are like his little siblings (Astarion is very much older than him but it doesn't matter), Lae'zel and Shadowheart got ignored for the playthrough so.. the only reason Lae'zel gets neutral and not complicated is because Shadowheart fucking died 😭

Gale. Hm. He left Harmony at the end to become a god but I like to pretend they got the happy ending and got married instead.

Wyll is like a nephew to Harmony, he's a good lad.

Halsin is there, Hes cool. And Jaheria and Harmony didn't speak like.. at all.

Next on the list is Arkus! The cleric of Lathander

He is very friendly. Lae'zel is his bestie, they have autistic swag. Karlach is his big girlfriend, shes so cool. The others are also there I guess.

(same thing happened to Jaheria again oops)

Finally Enrel. The bastard.

She killed half of them, spoke to Minthara at camp once, the next day Orin took her.

Gale hates her but Enrel likes making him worse and encouraging his power hungry episodes. (He commands a small army of undead)

Astarion is a vampire ascendant. He likes to talk shit with Enrel, they will probably rule the world together until she kills everyone or Astarion gets bored.

Shadowheart is her girlfriend. She runs a cult now. It's complicated because of Shar. I think that explains it.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers

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