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what the fick why am I on robot fucker Tumblr all of a sudden
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I don't understand what happened but Demetrius and Clint have grown on me and are now my farmers best friends??
So.. out of Stardews most hated, the only one I actually hate are Pierre and Lewis. fuck those guys.
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ive been awake to long
#first vox and now Adam?? how many Hazbins will kidnap Moxxie???#....well to be fair in Vox's case he was forced to hire Moxxie in a weird horse money scheme organized by Blitz but still
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damnit, I just bought the makeship Hatsune miku plush cus its cute and all but I didnt realise the price was in USD (My eyes are shitty) and so now i've gone and spent $60 instead of $40 :(
My disabled ass is going to be broke for a while lmao
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Hello I’m Sorry if this offends you, I’d like you to be my sugar baby, just letting you know my intentions Dm if you’re interested...🥰🥰😍
WHAT ABOUT MY BLOG IS SUGER BABY MATERIAL LMAO
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If I don't get it for my birthday I am going to buy the grey Fish In A Birdcage bag. I don't really like the text at the bottom though, so I'm probably going to buy some cute pins and badges to cover it up!
^_^
(Rule 34 is my current favourite, bit awkward to say that though)
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baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????
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I think I figured out why he has two pairs of eyes.
To see under the brim of his hat when he tilts his head x)
I'm somehow sure that Zestial would have rather perceived Velvette's actions more with indifference and silent dislike. Even her attempts to scare him didn't give him any reaction (although in the series he reacted for some reason). Zestial's a grandfather who's a many centuries old. Why should he be surprised by a little booger? x)
No idea who the birds were, but I found them more interesting than the weird blue light fixture x)
And I think if these birds were at the meeting, they'd still be sitting next to the dinosaur, as they were more or less close in height to her(I guess). And the shorter overlords would already be sitting closer to Carmilla so she could see them x)
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Where can I learn more about Satanism and related subjects? I would like to call myself a Satanist based on what I already know about it, but I don't want to get something wrong accidentally. I would like to be respectful to the religion I am considering joining after all.
I have a hard time retaining/understanding information, especially when alot of... big words/terms are used, so if there are any simplified but still in-depth explanations I'd really appreciate it! (does that make sense?) If not that's okay!!
Thank you for reading this ^_^
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Danny Motta is watching Helluva Boss and it's reminding me how much I dislike Blitz. Holy shit that guy sucks
On another note I am very much enjoying the Alex Brightman curse Danny seems to have, I can't wait until he gets to that one (?) episode thats like, Fizz-centric.
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this question is so random- BUT. how do you think the vees would laugh using texts?
like "lol, Imao, Imfao" / "hahaha" / "hsgsjabzksbs" (smashing keyboard) / skull, crying, laughing emojis, / etc.
no i genuinely wanna know ur opinion abt this
Vox: haha/😂/lmao
Valentino: eheheheh/heh/pppffffftttt/😛
Velvette: sksksksksk/😭/the noise i just made/mwahaha/lol
It's based on nothing btw
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Just kissed Sebille right after flirting with Beast. I feel bad now, Beast is so sweet :[
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Brb gonna strip naked and slather on my whole bottle of t gel and go rub on all the busses and subways of america to forcetrans kids and cis women. tgirls/those who are on estrogen stay safe for a couple days 🧡but feel free to add e gel and see what rlly fun hormone concictions we can make. i love being a gross evil transgender btw. i also love bio terrism through forced hormones.
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Couldn’t be bothered to do the background in detail so i just blurred it
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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME WINTER GRASS IS A THING NOW???
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holy shit oh my goodness I have a weighted blanket this is awesome I am never leaving bed again
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