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beepshroom · 1 month

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him: you better not be an angelthing when i get there

my stupid ass:

#HEEELLP it looks so silly #dumb little thing #angelkin #otherkin #divinekin #actually angelic #alterhuman #biblical angelkin

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tnniest · 3 days

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me realizing that boys my age wont ever satisfy me

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chaoticace2005 · 3 months

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Why Hazbin characters are the animal they are:

(Because of that conversation I just had with @xxqueenofdragonsxx )

Angel (spider)

1. His family’s “web of crime”

2. A spider was the last thing he was before he died.

3. He had a weirdly heartfelt moment with a spider as a child that stayed with him to adulthood.

4. He was terrified of spiders and this was his first punishment in hell.

5. He insulted spiders by calling them “creepy fuckers”— the spider community was insulted and sought punishment.

6. He and his family’s last name was “Ragno” which literally means “spider” in Italian.

7. He’s Spider-Man. Or Spider-Gwen at least— look at his colors.

Husk (cat)

1. Fucking hated cats when he was alive

2. Hates flying when he was alive.

3. Flew in a plane in the military at some point so has flight-related trauma.

4. Cause he does that cat thing where they can’t deal with people’s bullshit.

5. Ex had a cat, their relationship was complicated.

6. Husk really hates messes. Having both feathers and fur is the ultimate torture.

7. He died tripping on a cat and then being impaled by the beak of a dead bird.

8. Died falling. Period. Cats land on their feet and birds can fly so it’s some kind of irony.

Alastor (deer)

1. He was killed because someone thought he was a deer in the forest.

2. The deer in headlights look he always makes when someone propositions him sexually

3. He was the predator chasing the prey, now his creature is the prey.

4. First thing he ever killed was a buck.

5. He really likes venison and is a cannibal. Now he has a steady supply of food. He just needs to wait to regenerate.

6. His favorite thing to say was “oh dear” so the universe made it into a pun.

7. He wasn’t shot by a person. He was shot by a serial killer deer.

Sir Pentious (snake)

1. He was a slippery little fella.

2. Was obsessed and had a ton of pet snakes.

3. Alternatively he was terrified of snakes.

4. The last person he called a “friend” called him a snake before leaving him forever.

5. Snakes are supposed to be symbols of healing, which was ironic because he couldn’t save the one person he loved most.

6. He had a lisp and was frequently harassed for sounding “snake-like” (yay ableism)

7. His name really was Sir Pentious when alive and the universe couldn’t not let the opportunity go to waste.

Valentino (moth)

1. He used to zap and kill moths for fun, putting them in peoples beds because nobody likes a moth in your bed.

2. He publicly ran a campaign saying butterflies > moths, the moths didn’t like that.

3. He was killed when a stage light “accidentally” fell on him.

4. Like a moth, he is easily distracted by bright things.

5. Choked on mothballs and died.

6. Sold powder of crushed up moths under the guise that it was cocaine. Someone found out a killed him in anger.

7. Was killed running into traffic as he was being chased by a moth.

Vox (TV)

1. Was a TV host

2. Sold crappy, overpriced TVs

3. Killed someone by smashing their head in with a TV.

4. HE was killed by his head getting smashed in by a TV.

5. His form isn’t really a TV, but he was decapitated and needed a replacement head and this was the first thing he could find.

6. Stared at screens way too long as a child.

7. Was epileptic so the universe thought it would be funny if he could use his face to induce seizures in others (the universe has a messed up sense of humor man. How about we don’t cause people to have seizures?)

#some more dumb ways to die #tw: lots of death #hazbin hotel #I had a little too much fun with this #hazbin hotel memes #stupid hazbin hotel lists #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor #husk #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin husk #sir pentious #hazbin valentino #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel crack

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evilbeing · 6 months

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THAT ONE SCENE WHERE HE CRIES ☹️☹️

MAN I JUST WANNA:⬇️⬇️

*holds him*

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spookberry · 1 year

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Its my birthday so im posting oc lore <3

#my art #my ocs #Anchor is a character thats existed for a long while but ive never actually drawn tbh #and now i have!!#the main characters of the story are all lowly fieldworkers lol but there are three angels that appearances too #Billy has the most and then Luci and Anchor are who she interacts with most so they get screen time too #Anchor's nicknames were given to her by Skid(Billy's team lead) who gives all the angels they meet dumb nicknames #mainly cuz angel names are all a little bit nonsense #anchor is like soooo cool for being a tertiary character that does not get delved into ever #why did i do that #skid was here

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ffverr · 3 days

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I think I've developed a serious problem

#warren worthington iii #angel #archangel #ffverrart #he's just so drawable #xmen #marvel #comics #fanart #x men comics #let him have the little earing #it matches his dumb halo

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bullagit · 2 months

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aziraphale was so excited to show crowley his magic tricks... to get to share that interest w him... ough.. i get so hung up on that about it he was so full of joy and excitement and MOTION he was so HAPPY and goofy.. it's such a rare mode to see from him 🥺

like idk it's one of those things where you don't think about just how many walls a character has up and how much they repress until you see them let the walls down a little bit. i care him

#good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #i just......#he's so repressed and restrained and anxious so much of the time!!!!! even in his gestures!#he curtails so much of himself as a survival mechanism!#he goes to heaven and keeps his hands behind his back he talks to other angels and they belittle his earthly interests do u see #he's so GUARDED #and crowley is the person who gets to see him at his most unguarded and every time he does he proves why he deserves it #he's so gentle and encouraging he wants so bad for aziraphale to see aziraphale the way he sees aziraphale #and like that goes both ways obv. they both think the world of each other but this is abt the dumb little magic tricks

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lavaalishaa · 2 months

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I done gassed you up & now you actin mid ✨

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angelsdean · 2 years

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literally genuinely there is a sign on the dean cave door that says “no little brothers allowed !!!!!” and sam has never stepped foot in the room again after scoobynatural. however, adam’s allowed in when he and dean have “educating the angels on pop culture” movie nights. sam does not huff in annoyance, he does not stomp his feet and whine abt double standards and gesture wildly with his gargantuan arms at the sign, dean! the sign says no LITTLE BROTHERS ! he does not do that, nope. (dean later crosses out “little brothers” and adds, “middle children”)

#they should've been more annoying. what is the point of having a sibling if not to infuriate them #but midam and deancas double date movie nights......would be so hilarious and maybe a little awk at first #but then dean and adam get so caught up in explaining the movies and pop culture references to cas and michael #and then they're all getting into debates and the angels are being deep and profound abt the Themes and Motifs of the film #and adam's like ok but did you SEE that fight scene and dean's nodding rapidly like 'yeah yeah and the EXPLOSIONS'#'also that one guys was smokin' *whistles* adam agrees. both cas and michael (in adam's mind) are squinting furiously at them #cas (knowing exactly what dean meant but playing dumb) 'i did not see any man smoking cigarettes'#dean stammering 'well no. he was just. it means. he's--he was hot ok. but he's got nothin' on you sweetheart' *kisses his cheek*#cas grins satisfied he got a lil cheek kiss out of that #meanwhile adam's been sitting there with his eyes glazed over as he and michael have a heated argument (in his mind) and end up making out #(in his mind)#vic.txt #midam

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1981whiplash · 5 months

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And in the end you're the one who always sticks around :')

#i literally only have him #he's like this angel on my shoulder #that keeps me from anything dumb #eternal outcast but at least not fully alone 💪#he would call me a little bitch for crying and laugh #my boyfriend #my bestfriend #james hetfield #metallica

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spam-monster · 7 months

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FINALLY watched the rest of Good Omens s2 (if you couldn't tell by my massive reblogging spree) and I have to pontificate on Aziraphale's decision in the end and how it's not as simple as "herp derp he still thinks heaven is good".

Because the thing is: he hesitated. He looked back at Crowley. He was absolutely considering telling heaven that he had changed his mind up until the point that Mettatron said something about planning "the Second Coming".

Because he realized at that point that, if left unchecked, heaven was never going to stop trying to force armageddon.

And yes we all know Azi is "looks soft but is actually scary" and Crowley is "looks scary but is actually soft", but the thing is Aziraphale is still Very Soft and does Care Deeply about Earth and all the people on it. And he also apparently adores a good love story. If heaven gets their way, everything ends. Nina and Maggie will never eventually get together, Adam will never get to grow up and have a normal life, even Gabriel and Beelz won't be safe out in their little corner of space.

So he could, at this point, go back to Crowley, run off with him, be "us"...but there's no guarantee that whatever heaven's planning won't catch up to them. Aziraphale, in that moment, decides that going up there and figuring out for himself what's really going on is the best chance they have of finally stopping all this mess for good and ensuring that everyone and everything he loves will be safe. Even if the person he loves will never forgive him, at least he'll be safe.

In short; Aziraphale knowingly messed up the happy ending to his own love story to ensure everyone else's happy endings.

this bitch

but now that we've opened up the boys/male-presenting entities kissing-on-screen door, i expect a nice happy proper one next season Mr. Gaiman.

or maybe several

#good omens #good omens season 2 #azicrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable divorce #aziraphale #crowley #they're dumb and baby and i love them so much #best angel/demon ship to ever exist #this is my favorite book #and i've shipped them for like at least a decade and a half #so i'm just still blown away by the fact that they are Actually Canon #give me that gay little cottage in the south downs or give me death #and i dont want death

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soft-and-tenderr · 16 days

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Morning light + needy bunny🐰🤍🩷💜

#soft-and-tender #princess views #soft and tender #babygirl #soft #cute #corruption #cnc k!nk #ns/fw #praise k!nk #bunny sub #dumb bunny #angel baby #little one

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toastytrusty · 21 hours

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literally cannot stop thinking about how dani is a samurai and jorge is a spartan The parallels oh no oh no the parallels

#like WHOOOOOOOO allowed this to happen........#why are they both different ancient warriors WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THIS?#it actually makes me insane when i think about it #also idk the history to jorge's spartan helmet vibe but i wouldn't be surprised if he did copy dani in a way #given how he got his whole angel/devil theme from rossi's sun/moon theme #love a little creative appropriation here and there it's fine he's eating #dani pedrosa #jorge lorenzo #motogp #is jorge even a spartan or is it like a gladiator or something and i'm dumb as hell #whatever. semantics

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shallowseeker · 9 months

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Sometimes, I miss such obvious stuff.

Like, I'm still reeling that they had Cas kill a Sam.

I mean, he risked everything to rescue the little brother-coded angel...named SAMandriel.

Cas braves severe psychological symptoms just to get to him. I couldn't find GIFs, but when Cas removes the spiked torture crown, he treats Samandriel with such uncharacteristic gentleness, especially at the junction in the series (Cas can still be kinda rough, even with Dean at times.)

Oh, the parallels:

Watching Cas turn on a dime and "kill his little brother" tipped Sam and Dean off that something was indeed very wrong with Cas. It was watching Cas go through this shit that made them truly stow their own crap and get back in the game (to hopefully figure it out and help him).

Also ough, Samandriel looks so sad as he dies. Like we saw with other angels, Samandriel immediately opened up about the mind control to Cas, wanting his help.

(Interesting, yet again, we see that other angels want to trust Cas. We see as early as season 4 that even friggin' Uriel is comfy airing his frustration and blasphemy at Cas. Anna opened up to Cas, which is why his betrayal threw her so badly. Cas is the angel's angel because he's a respected soldier...and his default is to be a coolheaded confidante.)

#jesus they even named him sam #cas killed his little brother #heaven's most adorable angel #SAMANDRIEL #spn samandriel #i'm so dumb for not noticing

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fastbreakpoints · 3 months

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the jays play heads up (part one)

#this is the jays dynamic on so many levels lol #I'm obsessed w jaylen's little waltz and his description of tomb raider #and how he gave jayson all the right word cues for guessing superbad right lol #also him skipping when harry met sally because he knew jayson wasn't going to know it lmao #vs jayson not knowing any movies at all or being embarrassed to describe the ones he knows (Charlie's angels lmao)#and his dumb little heheh laugh that has jaylen cracking up at the end lol #I'm fascinated by these videos lol. this is great content #the jays #*

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