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WandaVision episode 6

FIRST OFF

Whenever I go back to pause things for clues, and find exactly what I’m looking for, I don’t feel justified, I feel that much more insane:

It’s really hard to make out, but I had an alright look at it on my folks’ QLED, and it’s definitely a flying saucer doing an alien abduction on what looks to be a person inside an old CRT TV (with some kind of robot head/boombox on top???) There are secret aliens in this show, you guys, the facts don’t lie.

HmmmMMMM I wonder if Agnes is as innocent as she looks:

Also, I didn’t see that she was wearing the brooch in this ep, and I was majorly disappointed in that.

Two things here:

No, that’s not a twins joke.

Another Moonmen Confirmed

I know green is his color or whatever, but that hat is literally 10 years ahead of its time

Also, I took the playing-DDR-at-home scenario at face value, and only on the first rewatch did I realize it was a very pointed turn-of-the-century reference. I am an Old.

There’s a good, subtle Rule of Threes in this ep. The Setup:

The Sokovian Halloween flashback works on so many levels. It’s so funny:

The fact that they went trick-or-treating at all

The “speaking Sokovian”

The treat being a fish

They have to share the fish

The concept that this event gave them an infectious disease

“You probably suppressed a lot of the trauma” -- it’s a good sitcom joke but. the trauma is the joke. The joke IS THE TRAUMA!!!

Elizabeth Olson is a dream with all her wonderful faces she has this ep.

Vision’s unsettling passive-aggression-sitcom-cooperation whiplash is WOW, consider me unsettled!!!!!! “Be. Good.” UGH.

(Just noticed one here, but there are a number of continuity errors in this episode, enough to be distracting later on, and is this a deliberate choice? Please let it be deliberate. I didn’t watch a whole lot of Malcolm in the Middle, is it known for its continuity errors?

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“It’s their first Halloween.” LOLOLOL they are TEN YEARS OLD and this is their FIRST halloween I LOVE IT

DOUBLE RED HERRING CONFIRRRRRRRRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agent Jimmy Woo accidentally identifying himself as the sassy best friend added 20 years to my life.

Found. FOUND. Not “created,” “manifested,” “willed into being using my insane witch powers.” Third Party Confirmed.

I like that it’s the 90s and we can swear on TV now. “Hell” “kick-ass” “damn it” “fu---dge”

I think the most biting part of Vision finding the whacked out folks is that the soundtrack just kind of ... ignores that anything’s wrong. Yeah, it’s kinda-spooky Halloween music, but it’s still 100% in-world kinda-spooky-sitcom-Halloween-episode music.

OKAY LET’S TALK ABOUT THE AD:

As a 90s child, let me tell you, this is a blisteringly accurate representation of children’s marketing from the period. The shark is wearing sunglasses AND he has a surfboard!!! And he’s selling you yogurt of all things!!!!! This is the supreme distillation of what being a child in the 90s was like.

How disappointed I am that they went with crab instead of lobster.

Heard it through the grapevine that this is a representative of Wanda’s imprisonment on the Raft. That happened in Civil War, right? So the next ad is The Snap? We’re running out of iconic decades, too. so, hold on, new thought.

90s: Civil War

00s: Infinity War

10s?????: Endgame???? or?????????

??: Whatever happened between Endgame and WandaVision, given that the ads are stepping forward through Wanda’s IRL life events!!

I don’t want to know how many episodes are planned/announced, but I don’t know what to expect from the format after they run out of decades from which to draw. Maybe there are only one or possibly two “sitcom” episodes left. Maybe after that it just breaks down and they can pick and choose from the worlds/styles we’ve already established. That’d be p neat. A very unique kind of chaos.

god she’s so cute

Okay, somebody explain to me Pietro. I honestly walked away from last week thinking he was just some townsperson chump, but then I was reminded that this is the Quicksilver actor from all those X-Mans movies I never watched, soooo people are saying Multiverse Confirmed? But, if this is X-Mans’ Pietro, then why did he die the same as MCU Pietro? Or is he literally MCU!Pietro’s corpse, given that he looked all dead same as when she saw Vision’s corpse? If MCU!Pietro, then why different face???

????????????????

Also I found him highly suspicious, what with all the questions he was asking. But the only sort of person who would truly want to know the answers to those questions would be someone who already had them ... so I think he was just asking on behalf of the audience, and the delivery was all wonked out.

Rule of Threes - The Reference:

Ok, real talk, whenever computers/networks/data/encryption/servers/mainframes et al come up in mainstream media, I just look away. I don’t need the kind of psychic damage that comes with such egregious mishandling of the topic.

That being said, does Hayward having eyes through the barrier mean that he could possibly be involved in getting it set up? Because look. If Hayward-after-Hayward’s-Villianous-Ends is one antagonizing force, then is there really room for the Third Party (Confirmed) antagonizing force that’s lurking in the negative space silhouette of the Inciting Incident? With Wanda as the Red Herring antagonizing force, that’s just. There’s just too many villains, alright? We gotta start merging these plotlines.

(then again, when I just said “eyes” I realize probably understanding the true nature of his new secret “CATARACT” project will clear a lot of things up. I’ll wait for enlightenment)

Agnes’ license plate in this episode is 0A1-B2C, which I think is a reference to the way reality is getting pared down to bare bones at the edge of town. Note that this is not the same license plate number as seen last ep.

ALSO, I drove home behind a NJ plate just an hour ago, and was staring at it for a long time, trying to fit it into the puzzle before A) realizing that this was Real Life and not part of the show and B) WTF is a NJ plate doing in front of me in California. In any case, I can confirm that NJ plates do not appear to have this number-letter repeating format.

So let’s talk Agnes.

Demonstrated knowledge of the situation in ways others haven’t (”There’s the star of the show” “kids, you can’t control ‘em”)

Shows up when needed most (explained as being Wanda’s doing, but is it)

When Wanda was having her babies, though, who was trustworthy enough to be summoned? Was it Agnes?

Wanted to babysit REAL BAD

Was in the opening credits framed possessively with the twins

Doesn’t appear to have an IRL identity according to Jimmy’s crime board

Keeps talking about her husband but we’ve never seen him. Highly unlikely that he’s real

Was the one to find Sparky “dead” - internet thinks she was lying to Wanda about how or possibly if he was dead (I’m trying not to read the theories, so idk exactly what the angle is there)

In an episode where everyone is wearing their original comic outfits, Agnes is dressed as (and laughs like!) a witch

She name-drops Wanda as the one controlling everyone; Norm (or the guy playing Norm) only said “she” and “her” -- meaning Agnes?

Naughty

So we’re 99% sure Agnes is Agatha Harkness, right? I never read no comics, so I’m taking the internet’s word for it, but from what I can tell, I think we must be right. If that’s the case, then I’m thinking it’s not impossible for her to be pulling some strings around here (giving Wanda a justification for her “that wasn’t me” doorbell ring, for example, and pulling a double red herring on the fact that she shows up whenever the narrative Wanda her nefarious scheme calls for it).

To devil’s advocate myself, though, we also have Monica’s word that it was Wanda in her mind, lessening the impact of Agnes falsely confirming what Norm only implied. Also she’d have to be acting for Vision’s sake (and ours) and, if so, then what did Vision’s brain-touch really do, and how did she know he’d find her there, and what did she intend as the result of that interaction etc etc.

If Wanda’s (or Wanda + Third Party Confirmed (Agnes??)’s) powers aren’t enough to sustain the simulation of life on the edges of town, how much worse is it going to be now that there is even more area to try to control???

I don’t know if this is strictly an intended read, but the idea of Halloween as a fun, scares-for-entertainment’s sake type holiday, the rounding off the edges of concepts like “skeletons and ghosts are what people are after they die, let’s decorate the town with them and have a good time” kind of is a haunting parallel to the nature of Wanda (et al) covering up the horrible truth of the situation with this happy-go-lucky sitcom glamour.

How much does one hate seeing Vision giving his life for the greater good (the greater good) for the second time? In other news, I think I’m seeing some specifically Mind Stone type energy-colors coming off of him, and very little Wanda type energy-colors. Third Party Confirmed.

Also, I was thinking from last week that perhaps Hayward’s Villainous Ends included capturing the reanimated Vision to be one of those Sentient Weapons his organization is all about, but I Do Not Think his reaction to seeing that sought-after prize disintegrate in front of his eyes really matches up with that theory. Again, will be patiently waiting for Jimmy to check his email to see what CATARACT is all about!

Rule of Threes - The Payoff:

Also, anyone ID the movie playing in the background?

Ok, final thought. I watched this about four times today, and on the big-ass TV at my parents’ house finally paused and got up close to see what that white shape is in the reflection. Thought it might be a skull, but, it’s worse.

These caps do not contain enough data to verify my claim, but I PROMISE YOU it’s a TV

A square old thing with a round screen and antenna on top.

I SWEAR to you, when I looked into the TV, into Wanda’s eyes, only to see the reflection of a TV, of her looking at me looking at her I had a visceral fear reaction. Like. LEGIT nauseous skin crawl.

(All the other episodes have ended with our POV as the fourth wall, from the general (or exact!!!) position their household TV is known to be.)

This is my favorite show Of All Time.

#WandaVision #1x06 #All-New Halloween Spooktacular!

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yyxgin · 3 years

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Hi, just letting you know that i'm steadily falling hard and fast for Bang Chan and i hate it. Why is he so cute, it should be illegal. But i cant really call myself a Stay just yet cuz i still dont know much about the other members and I dont wanna become a solo stan 😣. I will be one soon i promise 😤

Also, i want you to feel confident today sooo...

Tell me 10 things you like about yourself along with why 😘

Just remember that you are gorgeous. Period. No but's. And i'm sending you ghostie hugs with every asks, you cant feel it but it's there -twinkles

smdksksl it's okay i think like 90% of stans start paying attention to a group bc of a certain member at first sjsksk i literally fell for felix and then it went downhill with me and now i'm obsessed with all 8 of them. anyways you have two devoted stay friends so there's no way you're not becoming one over time as well 😎

and you are so sweet 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 just know its really hard for me to write 10 things so i dont know how that will go aaaah

i like how open-minded i am and how i tend to look at things from every perspective and try to understand everyone's point of view and their emotions in an argument

i like how reliable i am haha. you can always count on me to keep my promises, deadlines for things (i am even really early at times,,like these christmas events for example), whatever you ask from me you know you can always count on me haha. like the only thing this doesn't apply to is that i am late most of the times to meetings 🤠

i like that i am quite spontanious ?? idk i just don't like my life to be boring djdjsjks

i like that i am an artsy person. because i can really convey what i'm feeling and always get my hurt/pain out wheter it is in the form of a writing, drawing, painting... i even used to write songs on guitar when i was younger fjsksk

i like my hair 🙂 this is just a shameless plug of me dying my hair cherry like two days ago and i love it sjsjka also i went full on egril yesterday w my outfit are you proud of me ?? 🥺🥺

ummm what else this is really hard 😡😡 i guess i like the fact that i can be funny at times ?? umm i don't mean to sound egoistic lmao but people have told me before and just like seeing people laughing with me really makes me happy🥺 i still don't feel like a whole ass comedian but you know its nice to feel funny vskskks

i am getting really stuck rn you are making me self-reflect really hard🤠🤠 i guess i like the fact that i tend to get good grades for some reason. like grades don't mean shit. they don't prove anything. idk. i just like the feeling of satisfaction of getting an A after studying for several hours. i don't like to study tho. i am spiraling here. wtf moving on- but i like that i learn pretty quickly ?? unless it's german i've been studying german for 6 years and i know nothing so-

for the most time i just like what i have in my head. apart from the depressive thoughts and anxiety,,i like it there zjsjsk. like my mind ?? am i kind of stupid but also really smart at the same time ?? yeah !! i tend to daydream a lot and just like the fact that i have a fantasy that big that i can literally think of a whole ass alternative reality and escape there ?? that's great if you ask me 😼 i also like the way i think sometimes,,i wouldn't say it's out of the box but i also can't really explain it in any other way so yeah

i like that i tend to know how to distract myself when i feel anxious. like yeah i panic for a moment but lately i've been really got at managing my anxiety after a while to calm myself down 😎

i like that i am not reckless with money. it's not like we're poor,,but we don't really have money to throw out for useless things so i am pretty good with my money. i don't buy anything i really really want if i know it's not worth that much and i am really good at saving money for a long time.

once this anon thing is all over i am making you do this as well because i literally spent 20 minutes on this and i am not even joking 😗✌

also thanks for the hugs i feel every single one of them so pls never stop sending them

#twinkles ��#💌ask

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dearracists-blog · 6 years

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Im so tired of this place...

To go from the start of regular comprehension... to abused in the worse ways that no one else has... im tired..

Its like im on some creepy show where im being recorded.

Im literally had so many people mention statistics and facts abused literally people getting away with so many different abuses .. intentionally... like wtf.

I went for a walk down the street and nothing but creeps ... nothing but weirdos...

My family memebers are not my family members... they are literally gross like creepy gross...

I have seen the most weirdest and grossiest actions from people who never did or had reasons to do so...

People who would make jokes about things but never took them far...

Ive seen people literally change

From smiling all the time.. making a funny joke..

To suddenly leaving clues that someone in the house is a molester and they keep doing weird shit.

Im scared my so called father isnt my father...

He just walked into the room and starts moaning while washing something in the sink and saying yeahh .... he is literally gross...

He is doing this constantly..

I was just walking when i start to rub my feet and took off my necklace and suddenly seen a color and someone in white put a rag over my mouth and be electrocuted.

I woke up with my necklace on...

This happened just yesterday...

I felt myself convulsing and i was on a main street.

Im tired...

I woke up and didnt seen anyone around... and knew there was a issue...

Im tired of this man he is so gross to me.. the people around me.. so freaking gross...

I have lost my memory numerous times after offering to help people in america and my surrounding area...

I just walked over 24 miles ... just yesterday alone on only water, sugar drinks, and chips.

And ive been gone for almost 3 days..

How does a guy with a home grow up abused in school forced to be labeled lgbt and religious affliation this and that after facing sexual harassment and other things ... suddenly everyone is on some different side of something except they werent.. i had to ask strangers and they would say no.. suddenly wake up the next day and people saying dont know what your talking about.. no.. and being attacked somehow.

This is elementary school remind you..

Ive been to elementary schools like several different times...

I would go from all a's ... purposely get b's sometimes... to understand people dont care... teachers only made a fuss to attack students...

Lets point... and talkkkkkk.... when a student is distracted... what it sounds like..

Suddenly their father is home and hes getting fat and creepier..

Swear you seen the teacher in your neighborhood..

Well yeah.... i know for a fact this place

is gross...

This man has stolen over 10000 from me ... several times ..

To be threatened to be killed or fucked.. up...

Idk who started that but gross...

Im 100 percent sure this is not my father.. hes dead or this is some govt op..

Im 100 percent sure when i was in school in the so called giftedprogram it was because people... who are now military and etc whete cheating...

Like straight up...

I would ask to take my test in the back of the class ..

And people would walk pass me type shit..

They did hypnosis on me in that school...

I think to force that boy or whoever to be more like me...

And i seen the same people from my home in miami here where i am ....

My ideas are limitless but im constantly being limited and abused..

All the time...

How does a child wake up in a room for testing amongst people he doesnt know .. how is he suddenly remembering only pieces..

Ive been in numerous accidents .... from va to miami and these people are like familiar... they always seem familiar..

And ive enrolled in school before like several times...

My parents are like crazy it seems..

Id be in a place and be like havent i been here before theyd say no...

Like wtf..

America , i hate you.

You are the most evilesy, bitter, malicious, country ive seen...

Ive never met a more terrible bunch of people..

Ive faced more abuse in this country that i heard of anywhere else...

Only reason i got my limbs is cause someone like seeing me walk around the city trying to escape ...

I seen my brothers pass me to...

This the second time .

Im 100 percent sure im adopted..

My parents have taken of us nude leaving the bathroom ....

Like wtf...

In virginia, id be in the bathroom and adults would do so numerous times like ewww...

Oops im sorry didnt hear me... flash .. like wtf....

Im so grossed out. These people are so gross...

This is the numerous time ive tried to escape these people ... when they let so called grandfathers and cousins go homeless and leave....

Everytime on of them shares an idea or does something fancy theres chatter and they end up at a family cookout or seen in public looking bad..

Like wtf...

America is trash.

I walk outside and see nothing but the same old cars and new models of chevy, benz, and nissan... like wtf.. this is since 2004 ive seen these.. and everyone eating and hanging out

The people i knew wpuld be in class like lets draw new cars.. like wtf..

I just woke for a major company.. actually two and made them over a million dollars..

Fact:check the internet before i invent.. boom theres my invention after running to a person to help me invent and my mother saying ohh sweety we cant afford to do that but at work getting a sudden promotion...

Dear apple, you are theives since 2004...

Dear smart home.. lets be honest...

Library searches.. not there... suddenly there.. like wtf...

From normal lufe, ideas in school, mass cult like we dont know what your talking about.

Omg these ipads and iphones are so cool...

Omg look at my new car...

Do you like my new jordans...

The 60s are the 20s and the 90s the 40s... bullshit...

Like when the fick people are like we are testing out your product... then boom... what are talking about they are just shoes..

Then im in small area with no shade, extreme heat , facing physiological attacks and being laughed at...

America is land of theives..

Who claimed political affliation but will laugh at someone who is raped by their father and his friends

Someone who is attacked all their life since birth and tortured..

I wanted to help the homeless to suddenly be attacked by the rich, the middle class and the abusive homeless...

I spent 150 on some shoes to use it to torture the third grade inventor ...

I hope he likes his euesight today.. micheal is grabbing a purple ball today... uv lights today...

Hmmm... i know hes trynna seein uv light like before but hmm during testing or no...

Someone kill me...

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