Hi indi,

So I’ve done the math 🤓 and according to you Remus can fit 5 donuts while James can fit 4.5

Now the average height of a donut is 3.3 cm

So for Remus we multiple 3.3x5 and and answer of 16.5 cm which is roughly 6.5 inches

With James we do the same but change the equation to 3.3x4.5 and get 14.85 cm which is roughly 5.8 inches

The average donut holder size (in America) is roughly 5 inches (12.7 cm) which means James is only .8 inches bigger than the average and Remus is a whopping 1.5 inches bigger than the average

Also fun fact! Men from Wales (cough REMUS cough) tend to have bigger donut holders

Oh and all this math could be very wrong if you were thinking of a thicker and fluffier donut

This has been your math lesson of the day

Your Professor,

Math Anon

Oh my god.

Math anon our lord and savior 🙏 what would we be without your wisdom

Hmm but yes this seems about right it adds up to my drawings i think and i think the group chat agrees

Today I’ve learned maybe i need to find myself a man from wales

Florist au + flirting under fire for wolfstar please! ;)

ohhhh okay I love this!! so I had to look up what flirting under fire meant haha I'm sorry if I got this wrong, I took some liberties I hope this still counts!! It's very silly (but what else did u expect from me hehe):

It's a muggle AU, they're both working in a flowershop and I'm going to throw in another trope here and say it's coworkers to lovers, lots of mutual pining and timid flirting that gets bolder as the time goes on. Both are now preeeetty sure the other one is flirting back and likes them back but they have not confessed their feelings yet. Until one day there is a mix-up with a flower delivery and a very angry Karen comes into their store and starts screaming bc SHE ORDERED LILAC FLOWERS AND SHE GOT PURPLE ONES HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID GOD NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING AROUND HERE Come here Sirius! Watch out, you have some dirt in your hair wait let me remove it for you SERIOUSLY DOES ANYONE EVEN WORK HERE WHERE ARE YOU HIDING *Why is his hand still in my hair and also what is this weird background noise coming from the front room?* HELLOOO I AM YOUR CUSTOMER I DEMAND A FULL REFUND AND COMPENSATION FOR THE FLOWER DELIVERY NOW!!! I WILL FILE A COMPLAINT IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE REFUND Did I ever tell you how perfect your eyes are? Uhm I mean.. just because.. there's not a single flower I know that has the same colour as your eyes is what I mean... They're so unique not even nature could replicate that colour... uhm I mean.. I don't know... that was stupid... anyways sorry please forget what I said... we should probably go talk to that customer, she sounds kinda angry ... I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER NOW!!!!!! WHY IS NO ONE ANSWERING ME NO WONDER NOTHING WORKS HERE IF THE EMPLOYEES JUST DISAPPEAR!!! WHERE IS THE MANAGER?? *Karen screeches and the sound of a potted plant hitting the floor* Your eyes are beautiful too Moony, they're the perfect colour, just like honey, and so warm and lovely, just like you are.

fanfic trope mash-up ask game

*boops your nose* send this to ten blogs you think are lovely and deserve a boop on the nose <3

🎧🎧🎧

(That’s me askin for three recs plz n thank!!!!)

Oh of course!! I've put my every-day listening playlist on shuffle.

If I get too close And I'm not how you hoped Forgive my northern attitude Oh, I was raised out in the cold

I'm a fuckin' cockroach And you can't kill me Crush me, crush me Crush me, crush me (crush me) Crush me (crush me), crush me Crush me (crush me), crush me

I should make an OnlyFans, I just wanna be the man, yeah Everybody condescends, they don't wanna understand, yeah I just wanna feel again, I just wanna be the man, yeah I just wanna feel again, I just wanna feel again

Send me a 🎧 and I will put my music on shuffle and give you a song and my favourite lyric from it

7, 8, 58!

donut hi!!!!

07: What did you last eat?

chinese place with my friends ! was wholly going to spend the evening writing but got dragged out last minute. alas. but omg they had a really good eggplant dish, and this oreo dessert where they deep fry it dipped in batter and serve it with ice cream. it was so strange.

08: Played any sports?

I do I do!! I play badminton :) and something that's really funny is I'm exactly the same height as a badminton net & it's great for checking if they set it up properly hehe. and hey am on reserve team for my uni! am a very very valuable member actually. they can always count on me to lose a few games and make any supposedly easy matches more interesting. (am kidding lol I love my team. they're genuinely so wholesome and lovely. they're like my life support right now so all the kudos to them)

58: Favourite weather?

ooh hmm. I don't know I can't pick!! I love most weathers and will romanticise any and all of them as long as a few day's passed. recently though I think I'm craving those really cold but really clear days with the wide blue skies and wispy clouds. reminds me of winter 2020 when I was doing nearly nothing but hiking around a lot

💛+ 🏳️‍⚧️!

ask game

💛 My childhood friend. She was so gorgeous and so smart. I was thirteen when I realised that wanting to kiss her was definitely not heterosexual

🏳️‍⚧️ The trans flag. I definitely think that the Pan flag is fun and quirky (I'm also biased) but the trans flag is a personal favourite

To help you procrastinate on that lit review ;) 12, 14, 35!

thank you for the assistance ;-) x

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

many times! my best friend and i used to pull all-nighters all the time back in high school for fun., and there were definitely a few odd benders in my early 20's. also flying 2 europe goes hand n hand with staying up for days at a time. i can't sleep on planes </3 and the flights usually end up being somewhere around 32 hours from nz (incl long stop overs, bc those are the cheap tickets), and we always seem to land in the morning! so yes. always v tired, v out of it. v susceptible to scams xx

14: Do you miss someone?

my little brother! he used to be my best friend in the whole world growing up, but we've grown apart in adulthood

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

my older sister - we were talking about the fallout of cyclone gabrielle :-(((

thank you for the q's <3

"Why don't YOU drive for once?! Ya idiot!"

"BECAAAAUUSE! I... can't.. drive these things!"

[bonus]

(I don’t like putting watermarks so, PLEASE, if you want to post these gifs somewhere GIVE CREDITS! Also, don’t use them in edits/videos. Thanks~)

“I’m terrified of trying those hitachi wands,” you offhandedly mention one night in a quiet laugh, while laying in bed beside Bakugou. you’re both on your phones, one last scroll before bed, even though he’s actually playing one of those old people games. he looks over, hair pushed back by a clip he stole from you.

“Why would you be scared?” he asks you, completes the last two moves of the game before he closes his phone and sets it on the table beside the bed. he turns all of his attention on you then, rolling over to his side to face you, and you do the same.

“Because those things are damn near weapons with how they render people useless for like, twenty minutes after they cum.” you snicker, thinking back on the video you had seen earlier in the day. the lady damn near ruined her phone with the wetness, and could hardly move for a good minute after.

Bakugou only stares at you, doesn’t say anything for a long while, but he has this look on his face. he’s thinking about something, but doesn’t open his mouth until he’s whispering,

“That’s crazy,” he kisses your forehead and mumbles an I love you before he rolls over and pulls the covers to his head. you only blink in confusion before you chalk it up to him being the shy little prude he’s always been, and lay down yourself.

the conversation goes forgotten as the weeks pass on, something you don’t dwell on much afterwards. but obviously, it hasn’t passed Bakugou’s mind at all.

“I got it in pink.” he tells you one night after he’s wined and dined you. that wasn’t anything out of the ordinary for him, but what was weird was how jittery he had been the entire time. this was why, surely, when he leads you to the bedroom and opens a neat little box with one of those wands you had completely forgotten about sitting prettily in front of you.

“Katsuki!” you laugh, hands covering your mouth before they cover your eyes in a mix of shame and shyness. “Why do you wanna see me laid out and twitching after using that thing?” you softly punch his shoulder, looking between his reddened cheeks and the wand he holds in front of you like an engagement ring.

“It’ll be hot.” he shrugs, mouth twisting this way and that in uncertainty, before he looks at you from under his lashes. “Wanna try it out?”

“Of course I do.” you answer back just as quickly, stripping from your clothes even quicker. it makes Bakugou laugh, taking his shirt off and his pants too, just to be safe in case you become a slash zone.

he tries it first with him sitting between your legs, just holding the wand there. he looks between your legs and then to your eyes, starting on a low setting and watches how you twist and thrive in the silken sheets. and when you cum, he thinks he can push you a little further.

he ups the vibrations, adds two of his fingers inside of you, crooking them until he finds that soft spot inside of you that makes you absolutely sob. you squirt all over him and he wonders if he should take his boxers off too (he doesn’t though; the thought of finding them tomorrow stained in you makes him damn near burst in his pants).

the next position is in front of your mirror on the closet, with your legs spread over his. Bakugou hooks his chin over your shoulder, holds your twitching thighs open as he keeps turning the vibrations up to the highest settings. you’re squirming and whining and whimpering for mercy, even though you cry even more whenever he stops.

the next time and the next time and the next, he’s got more fingers inside of you, his cock, another one of your favorite toys. he sets you in doggy style, even though he doesn’t fuck you, but keeps the wand between your legs. he likes the way your entire body shakes beneath him, collapsing, trapped between his weight and the strong vibrations that send you into another dimension.

the next day, you can barely feel between your legs, shaky and unstable for the whole day. but Bakugou makes up for it; he always does.

REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALS EXPOSURE THERAPY

Hey babe, let’s get coffee at the combo Dunkin- urgent-care!

soooooo just to be clear, remus can fit five donuts and james four and a half or is a solid four?

I have consulted the group chat and they said 4 and a half but that looks silly so imagine 4 with some extra room

Ok as promised lmao 

———

As any self respecting emo knows, hanging out alone in defunct bathrooms really raises your street cred. Especially when there are puddles on the floor. She rose gloomily out of the toilet just as Regulus was mopily cataloging his Dark Lord clippings (on the toilet tank - the floor was too wet). Regulus couldn’t understand her because she only spoke snake, but he felt their souls connect, instantly. She, too, was alone and misunderstood, a lone wolf (snake) abandoned among the nonbelievers (Tom riddle antis). 

They spent countless happy hours together looking over news clippings. He would emo-ly snip an article and she would scorch holes in it (she did her best, but she was never the strongest reader). She was obviously much bigger than he was but she liked it when he sat in her coils. He could tell by her hisses. He didn’t *need* to speak snake. They had a psychic, *soul* connection. He had to beg her to let him visit her in the chamber. She resisted - they couldn’t! She said. “I’m dangerous!” She said (hissed). “I could kill you!” 

“But no!” Said Regulus. “I must be one with you!”  

She wept great steaming hot incredibly toxic tears but relented, “just this once” 😭🐍

So they shared one magical, passionate night on the very damp very hard floor of the chamber of secrets before parting ways,  taking comfort in the delicious tragedy of their love. 

!!!!!! THIS IS PERFECT!!!! NEW FAVE OTP!!!!! 😍😍😍😍

Their love is so, so tragic and they're both so misunderstood 😭 I'm so glad they got at least one beautiful night together that they can cherish and remember forever!! 🥹

kels it’s your birthday????? Happiest of days!

it’s true! thank you cate 🥰

2, 3, 15!!! Rec me some music please!!!! 🙏

Cate!! <3 Absolutely, can do:

a crisp, cold fall day

a hot, wild and free summer day

when you need tough love

🎼 name a song for… ask bait / ask box

Ok wait hi thank you so much for answering the last ask, I too, have ~feelings~ about the Dorian Gray (Grey?) movie

I’d also love to hear about epistolary big sister tonks ☺️ I love Tonks so much, she doesn’t get nearly as much love as she should!

Hihihi omg okay. that movie is definitely, feelings. yes. I really admire you if you made it to the end because once the worms got really rampant I just. nope. nah. I tried I really did.

(also, thank you for asking and being patient with me for this T-T)

so big sister Tonks!!! I love her too. she could be such a cool character. this fic is based on the headcanon that in a wolfstar-raised-harry world her and harry's relationship would be like siblings, with tonks being the enthusiastic chaotic protective big sister. there are pictures of her piggy-backing toddler harry on their walls and everything. I've written two microfics about this idea, and was hoping to extend the first into a whole series of letters between harry and tonks, to chronicle harry's years at hogwarts. only, I'm a bit stumped on the plot side of things— I can't make heads or tails about how the canon events would go if harry had wolfstar and everyone else watching out for him, yk??

(ask me about my wips)