DOAI SITCOM AU I NEED IT SURGICALLY INSTALLED INTO ME EYE VISION IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH HHSHHH
IDEA:
we love Alex getting hurt and Clyde being protective over them BUT CONSIDER
CLYDE GETS HURT and Alex is protective over it no idea how it’d get hurt but mmmm
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Okay so- we all know that alex starts their veldigun transformation very slowly, barely noticeable stuff. Alex just thinks they are seeing things and/or have very mild veldigun sickness-
But I like to think that for a while, Cylde was just- firmly convinced that it was veldigun sickness (just veyr mild) and was planning on what to do if Alex (who it totally doesn't care about) started to suddenly bleed from every possible opening-
And then it saw the stripes starting to appear on Alex's hands and limbs, and it just Clocks cylde instantly that "Oh, my human friend isn't dying slowly and I will need to eat them sooner or later to not lose them, they're just turning into a veldigun"
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"My human friend is turning in a Veldigun"
And after a moment or two of internal screaming just- hugs alex and slowly gets a MASSIVE grin and a happy tail.
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mom said it’s my turn on the writing again!
Alex can’t exactly pinpoint when they first started to change. After all, they lived with a creature who could create hallucinations and worked in a place that had a “state of the art hallucinatory environment”. It’s hard to think about strange things happening to yourself when everything is already strange.
Although, a big telling point should have been the eyes.
Every once in a while, they would look in their bathroom mirror and meet yellow eyes, like that of a cat, or more likely, a veldigun. They would just sigh and continue business as usual, and when they glance back up at the mirror their eyes would be normal again. Human.
One time, before another day at the Lankmann Asylum, Alex was washing their hands. Their reflection didn’t look like them, but Clyde was asleep, so it wasn’t of much concern to them. The hallucinations always seemed to be stronger whenever Clyde was sleeping, whether under a table, in a closet, or sprawled across the couch.
Did Alex paint their nails recently? They didn’t think so, but there they were, with light green nails. It was probably just a hallucination, they thought. It was a nice color though, it suited them.
It took Alex a while to notice that the colored nails never faded. If anything, the color got more intense, eventually ending off as vibrant forest green claws.
Of course, at this specific moment, the nails weren’t the most important thing. The most important thing was the eye right in the center of their hand.
Alex blinked. Then it blinked back. It was yellow with a narrow pupil, like Clyde’s.
Oh, this better be another hallucination because if not, then that’s not going to be convenient. If it’s not from Clyde, then maybe they should check the batteries in their co2 detectors.
The eye closed just as they thought that, and Alex could swear that they saw the air ripple before their hand looked perfectly normal. No eyelids. Nothing looking back at them where there shouldn’t be.
Alex just sighed and left for work. The fact that they’re seeing things doesn’t matter. Probably. Between the Lankmann Foundation and Clyde, a hallucination or two is probably not the worst thing that could happen to them.
After that, they never seem to get less… weird. Specifically with their reflection.
There comes a point later on, not long before the police raid their home, where Alex doesn’t like having mirrors around anymore. Afterall, the hallucinations always seem to get stronger in their reflection. The shadows seem to get deeper and darker, as though something was hiding one side of their face.
Sometimes they catch a glimpse of inhuman teeth in their reflection, almost like Clyde’s, but whenever they fully look at it the reflection goes back to normal. Other times, the person in the mirror seems to move differently. The reflection looks stiffer than Alex feels, like watching a stop motion picture of themself.
(What Alex doesn’t realize is that the reflection isn’t the unnatural one anymore. They are.)
Does the Paradox of Theseus’s ship apply to a person as well? At what point does someone stop being human?
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Clyde's Surprise
Based on this post.
Clyde had been out for the afternoon while Alex had been chilling at home. This wasn’t an unusual occurrence as sometimes Clyde just needed the fresh air after being cooped up in Alex’s house all day. Alex knew it was likely that sometimes when Clyde went out it did it to eat. While they didn’t exactly agree with the fact that Clyde was going out and killing someone from their small hometown, there wasn’t anything they could do.
It was now 7 p.m. and Alex figured Clyde would be home soon, so they were making themself a tuna sandwich and PB&J for Clyde. While spreading the jam, Alex heard Clyde’s usual tapping on their back door’s window. Putting down the glass container and the butter knife, Alex goes to open the door. As they opened the door they became very confused and slightly disgusted.
“Is that a bone? Is that a human bone in your mouth?”
Clyde drops the bone from its mouth. It smiles and wags its tail like a happy dog.
“Oh my god. You’re fucking ridiculous. Pick up the bone, bring yourself inside, and explain what the hell you were thinking.” Alex says, pinching the bridge of their nose. Clyde happily complies, bringing the, probably human, bone inside the house. Alex goes back to finishing Clyde’s sandwich, trying to stay calm.
“I like you, so you get a bone,” Clyde replies simply, still wagging its tail.
“You like me, so I get a bone,” Alex sighs, handing over the PB&J. “Is it human?”
Clyde does its little sandwich dance and takes the sandwich from their hand. “Of course it’s human, what else would it be?”
“Yeah, alright, I don’t know why I thought any different,” Alex takes a bite of their sandwich. “I appreciate the sentiment Clyde and I’ll be sure to display the bone proudly. Next time though, bring me, like, a pretty rock or something.”
Clyde smiles happily and nods while finishing up its sandwich. Alex sighs and takes another bite of their sandwich, trying to decide where to place the human bone.
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Hello it’s my birthday today!! Have some doodles from the doai sitcom au magma!
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