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frostedcupcakesftw · 3 years

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10 through 15 for the superlatives 👀

Long post incominngggg read about my dnd ocs under the cut

For this I'm using the dnd characters I've actually played in games! So I'm using: Teddy - bard, halfling from my adventure league storm king's thunder game Solaris - monklock, tiefling, from adventure league ToA game Ry'lan - bloodhunter, merrow, from a few smaller session games Shula - divine sorcerer celestial warlock, fire genasi from an ill-fated Strahd game Fuller - forge cleric (part warlock too), half elf quarter orc w/ daddy issues from a 3 year long homebrew game Tada - genie warlock, gnome from a mini campaign Maron - bardlock, human, from a dnd rp and then an actual wildemount dnd game Ra'vahni - bugbear, paladin/ranger from a taledorie game I've hopped into recently

10. is the hottest? (Im ranking all of them actually)

OKAY SO- this one requires different categories:

My personal gay ass opinions: Solaris (I'm gay and she's cute as fuck), Fuller, Shula, Maron, Tada, Ra'vahni (monster fucker bait), Ry'lan (shape of the water bait), Teddy (dirty hippie)

How hot I intended them to be played/ others to see them as: Fuller, Tada (more charming/cute than HOT but still attractive), Maron (in a dorkable way but barely), Shula, Solaris, Ra'vahni (cute bugbear gorl), Teddy (absolutely dirty hippie of a man), Ry'lan (ugliest fish ass monster around)

How hot they are as the game reacted to them/my friends react to them: - Ry'lan (ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MONSTER FUCKERS AHHHHH), Fuller (hot cleric man, doted on), Maron (assigned Attractive by DM), Solaris (at least adored in her own right/by hoon), Ra'vahni (bonus points only bc tristan is THAT in love with all zir friend's dnd characters), Tada (again, cute gnome that's it), Shula (not an rp heavy game), Teddy (LITERALLY EVERYONE EVER IN HIS GAME MOCKED HIM FOR BEING A DIRTY HIPPIE MAN and i couldnt've been happier)

11. is the biggest flirt, or has had the most romantic stuff going on?

Biggest Flirt: Ry'lan. Then Teddy bc stereotypical bard. Fuller and Tada are tied bc they were interested in romantic connections in general and i felt myself WANTING to flirt as them but never rlly got to flex their true flirt potential.

Most romantic stuff: Fuller, who got an entire ass npc GF during his game hell yeah. Teddy had an illegitimate child as a plot point.

12. is the best singer? Maron! His wife taught him and he's proficient in it in my mind.

13. is the best dancer? Teddy! Maron is a close second if not the true winner but in terms of sheer? Confidence? Teddy.

14/15: lies the most and least

- MARON(is known for it), Fuller (lies as a joke MOSTLY but also hides his flaws), Tada(her entire presentation is a lie tbh but she tends to lie when it most benefits her), Ry'lan(oddly honest but when he does lie it's usually for the joke), Teddy(weirdly forthright for a bard unless he needed to escape the cops), Shula (lawful neutral, would lie only if it made sense), Solaris (maybe lied like 2 times the entirety i played her, a sweet NG bean) Ra'vahni (sweet bugbear probs incapable of lying bc she's v straightforeward)

#Oc #Ocs

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