Do yuo have Voltron opinions

what’s wild about this question is that for all intents and purposes, i absolutely should not, because i am not the kind of person who would even know what voldron is, let alone have opinions about it. but for some reason, the first season of that show came on netflix at around the same exact time i was in too much pain to move from my bed or even read books, so i basically just watched tv all day. and so at one point, my friend and i watched the first season of vultran, and i was so delirious from my fever that i may as well have been drunk, or high, or both, so it was a highly entertaining experience (that i would never repeat while sober). and then, because this show, which i have seen one whole season of, sort of became an inside joke for me, i liked observing the fandom in a sort of anthropological sense, which probably wasn’t the most healthy behavior, but it was amusing for me nonetheless. so without further ado, here are my vulcan opinions: 

the first season was poorly written as all hell and anyone who thought the show could only get better was out of their goddamn gourd. it’s a show about robots turning into a giant robot and it never had any depth to begin with

like the writing was so stilted and unnatural i’m amazed that anyone managed to watch that show sober enough to retain any major or minor plot details

plus the plot was shallow as all hell. no depth no depth

karl and lants were the most annoying characters by far. everyone else was nice and normal but they both had obnoxious teenage boy disease and also seeing them compared to zuko and sokka respectively is a goddamn hatecrime . like honestly. how dare people say this !!!!

also yes, they absolutely were queerbaited. the writers of that show were deliciously homophobic and not to be cruel but i find it kind of funny just like. how obvious they were??? lmfaoo 

speaking of which, the fact that they decided to make shiro, of all characters, gay, is also a hatecrime!!! that man eats pussy i just know it. why deny us that male-feminist chad rep . smh

i think allura and hunk should’ve gotten together for no other reason than it would’ve been cute 

it’s kind of hilarious how u can’t even say “maybe dreamworks/netflix modern cartoon adaptation of 80s action figure toy commercial with corny plot and no depth characters simply cannot be rewritten in a way that is good and nuanced” because she-ra did the exact same thing, and their names are fucking catra and glimmer and mermista and shit, and it slaps actually. sucks 2 suck i guess!!!