And im smoking on that za, she took an edible

i’m from florida but my wrist cuban

Femto x Stokeley x Scheme

GreyDay ‘23 🖤🩶

Trippie Redd, Lil Uzi Vert, Ski Mask, DJ Scheme at Rolling Loud Portugal

Danny Towers and C Stunna Drop "Rolls Truck" Video

Danny Towers and DJ Scheme specialize in serving no frills, flawlessly-crafted Florida trap music. Teaming up with another Sunshine State stunner, Towers and Scheme share “Rolls Truck,” the latest video from their joint project Safe House. Produced by DJ Scheme himself, with co-producer Bwolf, “Rolls Truck” moves briskly with propulsive percussion and a sinister string melody, providing the…

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I can’t stop thinking about the $uicideboy$ gig… it was the best night of my life. I forever want to live in that moment.

Currently seeing $uicideboy$ alone at their concert because no one I know appreciate them like I do. 🖤

Code Orange 🔥

DJ Scheme LIVE @ Rolling Loud Cali 2024 [FULL SET]

could you do some gothcleats? pretty please

anyone else haunted by snowballs at school dances? no? just me okay

ranking the hagsquad by how much game i think they have, from least to most

- starting with least we have Alador. Odalia being the one who takes all the initiative in their relationship should be obvious enough that she made the first move. he has the game of a caterpillar. game of a leaf on a branch. he had three kids so i do think he knows his away around the sheets but if you put him in a bar he’d just start questioning the bartender about the mechanics of the drinks on tap. 1/10 gets one point for odalia wanting to willingly have sex with him twice despite the fact that he smells bad and his palismen is just his ratsona 

- next is Darius. i’m so passionate about Darius having zero game you have no idea. like he’s gorgeous. he’s a beautiful, beautiful man and he cannot flirt to save his life. never matured past grade school flirting techniques and is self-aware enough to both know this and be embarrassed by this but cannot bring himself to change. he is so lucky he’s rich and hot otherwise that man would not have seen ANY action in the like. 20 years between highschool and alador finally divorcing odalia. 3/10 godbless <3

- lilith. she’s a lot like darius where she’s hot as hell and knows it but the difference is where darius tries and fails to flirt, lilith has zero interest and thus, if she were to flirt (idk for tactical reasons) or if her words were misinterpreted as flirting, she lacks the same self-consciousness he does and thus comes off more confident. when you get to know her you realize she’s a huge nerd and no one to be scared of, but if you don’t know her then her ice-cold coolness (re: undiagnosed autism) gives her a sense of cool mystique and allure. maybe she’s born with it. maybe it’s the same secret sauce they put in her great (x9) grampa, connecticut caleb. 4.5/10, would be mad about getting this high on the scale. leave her alone. 

- perry porter. now you may see, ladel, we don’t know anything about perry, how could you possibly determine how much rizz he posseses? simple. i’m gonna make shit up about him. Perry was the weird kid in highschool and didn’t get much game on account of his weird obssession with journalism (everyone knew him bc he was the local gossip monger, but ppl only really went to him for the gossip. so he didn’t have many friends. kind of a parallel to his son in a sense!) but he had like. nerd game come college. he’s chill and smart and passionate and articulate about His Thing (journalism) and it makes him likeable and thus, to ppl who like sweet passionate nerds, deeply fuckable. i don’t know that i hc gus’ theoratical mom (who i’m presuming died when he was young) as a fellow journalist but i DO hc that she’s very lois lane in the vibes. and perry was her clark kent in many ways, minus the super alter ego. also he’s a DILF what can i say. 6/10, an acquired taste for sophisticated palettes 

- EDA!!! zach marcus has already gone on record saying she was a horn dog in early scripts, and the show repeatedly makes references to her attractiveness, calling her “foxy”, warden wraths crush on her, she references having multiple ex-boyfriends, etc. we know she’s been around and that she’s got some game. it’d defintely be in her own, weird, swamp witch-y kinda way (eda’s kinda gross. like in general i feel like she doesn’t smell good most of the time) but she’s got that weird irresistable pull about her. she’s a freak but no matter your persuasions you’re kinda??? into it??? of course, the trouble with eda (8.5/10 btw) is that she has one weakness in the flirting department...

- Raine. Rainestorm. ray-ray. Raine rizzpers, if you will. the bard. the myth. the legend. transgender swag, treasonous intent, slutty little white shirt and an addiction to flirting with our favorite owl lady, even in the face of death. smug cunt. i know they get bitches. i know this to be true the same way i know that if i toss something in the air, gravity will pull it back down to me. the fact that ppl found them hot with their receding hairline in season 2, despite fandoms shallow standards of sex appeal, is a testament to the fact that raine fucks hard. they’re everything i want to be. they’re a band geek with social anxiety and yet they’re objectively one of the coolest characters in the show. ruthless yet tender hearted. pragmatic yet emotionally sensitive. was beaten to death with a million narrative hammers and still came out swinging. fought belos AND the collector’s possesion on their own, no help, nothing. just pure unadulterated willingness to Do Something About This. 11/10 i feel like flirting is compulsive w/ them it comes so naturally. i can’t wait for camila to have a sexuality crisis post canon after spending more than 5 minutes with Raine (and eda). that concludes the presentation tonight folks

💚💙Lee & Jon💙💚

Alright! Here are the kiddos!

Going left to right, we have Gregory, Cassie, Molly, Mia ,Ollie, and Eli!!

And a bonus thing I made cuz i got silly lol

Oh I love them