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disguisedcheezed · 4 months

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this is literally the saddest fucking image. you wouldn't understand.

#disguisedtalking #john egbert #dad egbert #dad crocker #homestuck

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disguisedcheezed · 3 months

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in the name of the father.

and of the son.

and of the holy spirit.

amen.

#closing my eyes as i press post #homestuck #john egbert #I DO NOT CONTROL THE JOHN EGBERT TO BIBLE SYMBOLISM #its always in my brain #disguisedtalking #OH i LOOOOOVE how the image color sequence are red green blue HA HA HA HA HA #i am normal about john egbert leave me alone #today in john egbert is christian/catholic(not hte same but im vibing)#roman catholic specifically(because im roman cahtolic)

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disguisedcheezed · 7 months

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They should make dirkjohn canon in homestuck 2. John should talk and beat the shit out of Ultimate Dirk. This could still happen. "John the blue clone of my ex" 'Jake in a wind sock' ahh the horror etc etc.

#homestuck #dirkjohn #disguisedtalking

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disguisedcheezed · 23 days

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Bro and Poppop's dirkjohn parallels.

They're married.

#dirkjohn #johndirk #dirk strider #bro strider #poppop crocker #homestuck #john egbert #john crocker #tw decapiptation #blood #tw blood #disguisedtalking #bropoppop

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disguisedcheezed · 5 months

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i hc john to have at least copied some dog mannerisms from jade. (sibling influence)(jade taught him)

#disguisedtalking #jade harley #john egbert #headcanons

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disguisedcheezed · 15 days

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If HS:BC doesn't add in the inherit homoeroticism of whatever the fuck Ult Dirk said to/about John in the meat timeline, then it's NOTHING.

#dirkjohn #ult dirk #ultimate dirk #hsbc #homestuck beyond canon #hs^2 #disguisedtalking #NARRATIVE FOILS GONNA NARRATIVE FOIL OR JAIL FOR EVER AND EVER FOR ENTERNITY

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disguisedcheezed · 22 days

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Dirkjohn is a litmus test for whether or not a homestuck fan knows anything about the crucial parts of their respective characters that makes them the perfect pairing for each other.

#dirkjohn #johndirk #disguisedtalking #everytime i see someone say that they arent good for each other im giving you a side eye.#the least you could do is not think about them tbh i highly recommend it #it all boils down to the fact that theyre narrative foils.#people can dislike them all they want but please dont make yourslef look stupid

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disguisedcheezed · 3 months

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i don't trust people who see hs2/hsbc as canon. it's more or less the same as the paradox space comics, pesterquest, and friendism.

official ≠ canon. it's as simple as that.

the hs epilogues started with people saying, "don't like, don't read," and it's CLEARLY labelled 'dubiously canon' and formatted like an ao3 fanfic. hs2 is on an entirely different site to homestuck.

#homestuck #hsbc #hs^2 #disguisedtalking #yeah #honestuck epilogues was a mistake

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disguisedcheezed · 4 months

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new homeslice update is awesome.

#disguisedtalking #dirkjohn #casey viceroy bubbles von salamancer

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disguisedcheezed · 15 days

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2 John mentions.(Used for gaslighting) We are normal. (lie)

#disguisedtalking #upd8 #hsbc upd8 #ult dirk #dirkjohn crumbs

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disguisedcheezed · 3 months

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i just love em.

#dirkjohn #disguisedtalking #going strong since august 2022 #im still supplying the dirkjohn discord server with random bullshit i cant stop

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disguisedcheezed · 4 months

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lil hal is a mage of mind.

#disguisedtalking #homestuck #lil hal #changedmy mind when no one was looking #friend confirmed it #dred.loki

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disguisedcheezed · 7 months

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You guys have no idea how much I think of a dirkjohn fic(that was deleted sobs) where adult John attempts to save Dave sprite and 13 year old John from the LOWAS planet explosion then fucked up, little John proceeds to get yeeted into the Alpha timeline on Dirk's (also 13) appartment and they drink tea together. :(

#disguisedtalking

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disguisedcheezed · 4 months

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today in chess hyperfixates on another dirk variant. you could say he's better. HA HA, jk i hope he explodes... i am unwell.