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jeansyvesmoreau · 3 months

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trying to find a part of me you didn't take up

gave you so much, but it wasn't enough

but I'll be alright, it's just a thousand cuts

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#good omens #aziracrow #melone.gif #**#userrlorelei #tusermyra #userbecca #goodomensedit #dailyineffablehusbands #alivedean #userriel #userlgbtq #aziraphale #crowley #hey did you know taylor messed up the death by a thousand cuts bridge several times on tour. just like how in the final 15 they- [gunshots]#anyway go listen to dbatc it's so painfully them that I spent ages trying to decide which lyric to use

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freshbeeth · 23 days

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if i speak…

#i’m SO normal about this image #nintendo you know what you did with this image #to me specifically #splatoon 3 #splatoon #splatfest #springfest #off the hook #pearlina #have ppl stopped reading the tags yet #bc lemme just say #i would let pearl— *gunshots*#pearl is hot idc i really dc #marina as well but come on. no one is disputing that #a butch and her femme…#also huh! no color in marina’s fingertips! that’s new 🤔#squidposting

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nicollekidman · 4 months

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capaldi's face in the last shot.... doctor......... i know what you are.

#this is so. legally you know i cannot comment #but thoughts? ive got them.#dw lb #twelveclara #the thing about twelve and clara is he looks at her in fear and awe the way he only really feels about himself which #anyways twelve is a [gunshots]#what moffat THINKS hes doing here is lol um anyways #but what he accidentally did is ZOOOOOWEEEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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jajatoc · 18 hours

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I Can make you Laugh

#he's terrifying he's a failure he will show you an amputated rotten heart if you ask him if he has one #pathologic #daniil dankovsky #did you know. cop car by mitsk[GUNSHOT]#pathologic fanart #jajadraws

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luneariann · 7 months

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Guys this means Chuuya had to listen to both of Dazais gay ass speeches

#HOW DID THIS MAN NOT BURST OUT LAUGHING I NEED TO KNOWS #THE CUT OFF ON THE SECOND SPEECH IS DO MUCH MORE FUNNY TO #ME NOW IM 😭😭#Dazai: We are destined to [GUNSHOT{#Chuuya: can you dtop being gay for five fucking minutes you're literally dyinf you dtupif fuck

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jahiera · 6 months

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it’s a little funny when I see jaheira get momified and I get why it happens for sure, the game doesn’t necessarily dissuade it but that woman is NOT my mother. I want her so bad it’s scary

#I need her CARNALLY #I honestly did not clock her as maternal so much as cheeky ‘mentor’ at best and even then it’s only if you #encourage it…. me? me I want to make her forget her husband— (GUNSHOT)#I don’t know… I just don’t think every older woman needs to be the mom figure but again it’s not like #the game doesn’t have a mentor bent to it if you play into it to some extent #the cub speaks etc — but even that could just be the fun mockery / teasing she does #anyways. jaheira is canonically a shitty mom. and I want her so bad for it #ENOUGH thirsting over men that shouldn’t be fathers. I want her and I want her So Bad

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your-local-grinning-cat · 2 months

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So Trey's lil fight with Jack in my guest room reminded me...

Chenya don't go sneaking into the guest room, I basically have the Heigh Ho version that Neige and the dwarves sang at the VDC playing on repeat alittle

Its my lil revenge to all the boys for fighting in the guest room so they'll have the song stuck in their heads

💀💀💀

#🫡🫡🫡#I will avoid your guest room at all costs #dear sevens you are a twisted individual #…see what I did there?????#do ya get it?????#see cause you’re playing -#*gunshots*#che’nya: ROOK I GET THAT YOU’RE EXCITED TO PRACTICE YOUR NEW GUN BUT I’M TRYING TO EXPLAIN MY DISNEY’S TWISTED WONDERLAND GAME JOKE TO FOXY #che’nya: smh 🤦‍♂️#che’nya chats #che’nya knows no 4th wall #twst rp #che’nya rp #boxy foxy birdy friend

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snixx · 4 months

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middle/high school me didn't form parasocial relationships with celebrities they formed serial parasocial relationships with random lesbian 20-something bloggers with a penchant for being 24/7 haters on increasingly obscure platforms (often that they had abandoned years ago) and would stay up till like 4am every night reading their posts from like five years back and collecting the Lore

#if you look closely i may still not totally be over that tendency - [gunshots]#and it was hilarious id know ALL these details about their lives ok. from their old abandoned blog on wordpress dot com #and i would stalk them and try to find if they were still active somewhere #oh the stories #so first was the forums on fanfiction dot net. i would stalk them daily #and these people would overshare everything about their lives on the internet and id meticulously collect all the details and fantasize #about joining their group someday #and sometimes i would leave reviews on their stories and mention some detail i picked up and they'd be like wait how'd you know that -#and i would make up some shoddy excuse like i did not know every single detail about all their lives #they used to have so much drama too it was hilarious. like full out brawls and catfights #and then there was goodreads. i would get obsessed with a reviewer and stalk hundreds of their reviews #and slowly put together pieces of their life and personality i would never use #there was this one reviewer in particular called emma and she's probably like 25 now?? anyway she was my IDOL in eighth grade #and her entire brand was she loved leaving long rambly one star reviews #and then my blogging era. there were a few then but the most notable was this girl called elle #i know what university she studies at i know her birthday i know all her family drama her girlfriends which taylor swift songs she thinks #are the gayest and she doesn't even know i exist lol #anyway she was A HUGE ONE. she's still influenced such a huge part of my personality to date #and she recommended me so many of my all time favourite books and she was the reason i got into glee #anywayy i stalked her all the way onto tumblr and even summoned up the courage to send her an ask one time #she was the reason i realised i was sapphic actually. and the person who made me the obsessive sapphic media enthusiast i am today #i remember having the awakening at 4am reading her blog posts from years ago on my kindle and listening to all too well #which btw she considered the gayest song of all time so i naturally did too #and i got reallyyy into sapphic media after that #then there was this blogger who went by may #then of course i came on here 💀 and the rest is history #definitely had a bunch of those here too there was this woman named heather #and i was perennially stalking her blog she randomly left tumblr after falling in love with a guy #and making this dramatic post about how she had a burning red love with lots of women in her time but now her love with this guy was golden #noooooo i ran out of tags compulsory stop to my obsessive rant ig

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amethiosspouse · 5 months

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i love how all my moots just moved on from twst to enstars

#mari shitposts #then there's me...#me and my silly lil pokemon hyperfixation #did you know that i love amethio so-#*gunshot*

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grey-sides · 2 years

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Steve folding Billy in half to see if he can suck his own dick while Steve fucks him. (He can)

#harringrove #stranger things #lemon #eddie somewhere: did you know that marilyn manson *gunshots*

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gingerteaonthetardis · 1 year

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anyway, i am finally back home from my travels, safe and sound, but that's not important. what's important is that i made my dad watch the thick of it with me and he enjoyed it a lot, but also at one point he went, "that man has very delicate hands," and i had to physically. like. stop myself from responding by putting my hand over my mouth

#'did you know he plays the guitar? actually he was in a band called dr—' *gunshots*#dad accidentally activating one of my special interests #abbey.txt #the thick of it

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toasty-self-shipping · 9 months

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I am literally doing this to boyfriend

#did you know that boyfriend has a drool- *gunshots sound effects*#anyways I want to chew on him like a dog with a chew toy #💙🎤

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1randomperson15 · 1 year

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I need to share something absolutely hysterical.

Last night, I was playing a game that had different categories with questions (ex who is this character? Who said this? Where is this from?). You get twenty seconds to answer and unlimited guesses. The faster you type in the answer, the more points you get.

One of the categories was Memes & Internet. You could change the difficulty - easy, medium, and hard. We went through easy and medium (although those seemed less based on obscurity and what was more recent - more recent being in medium). It was of the caliber of Surprised Pikachu, Pen Pineapple Apple Pen, Pepe, Distracted Boyfriend - y'know, normal stuff.

And then hard mode. I'll be honest I don't remember which ones they were, but they didn't seem too obscure. It cycled through ones everyone knew and no one knew. Naturally, the scores were pretty close together. At this point, only one more correct answer was needed to win (for me and two others).

The next prompt popped up. It was a screenshot. The background had a grainy yellow and orange checkered floor and matching yellow columns. In the foreground was a poorly rendered 3D Sans Undertale and Danganronpa's very own Nagito Komaeda, both mid dance.

Now, in this game if you type an incorrect answer your opponents can see it. That means if you have the right answer and you spell or word it wrong they have a shot of guessing right before you. They will also see that you wrote Fingers In His Ass, with no context, if it's wrong. So this was high stakes, but clearly no one else knew what it was and I was one of the slowest typers there. I didn't know if I'd get another shot.

So while everyone was writing Sans or Undertale, and making various sounds of confusion, I quickly typed out Fingers In His Ass, hesitated for a second, and submitted

It was correct. I had won, so long as nobody else knew what it was, I was safe.

But that's not where the story ends, for you see after a round is over, the answer is revealed. Everyone else knew that I knew, because the game also shows if you got the correct answer. So while I was loudly celebrating my victory, they were questioning how and why I knew it as well as expressing slight concern.

Through my hysterical cheers and laughter I got out, "It's a tumblr thing! It's a tumblr thing! Y'know, Fingers in His Ass Sunday? It's like Out of Touch Thursdays, it's not that weird. We just use it to track time, okay? It's fine. Don't worry about it."

So now my church friends probably have a very weird perception of tumblr.

#sans undertale #nagito komaeda #memes #lmao #fingers in his ass sunday #irl #I dunno what to add here but this happened yesterday and it was hilarious #did you know that apparently people outside of tumblr don't know what worm on a string is? wild shit #experiencing it and writing it down are two very different things #I hope I was able to convey even the slight hysteria I was in because My God #also they're my friends I met in church #but only two of them (maybe one) are like actually Christian #I'm out to them and they all use my preferred names and pronouns so #but it's still funny #I would say that's four less people moving in here but none of them use twitter so I can't make that jokes #however if that's not gunshots I don't know what is #later the same prompt came up again and two people refused to type it in because of ass #long post #my stuff

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