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When I get home from work, my roommate is in the living room with some friends, banging on piles of circuit bent toys while drinking vodka and eating sandwiches made with generic white bread and questionable lunch meat. They've commandeered one of my notebooks and filled it with drawings of my dogs with big tits, and dicks with more dicks. Squawking in faux Japanese, I believe they're inviting me to go to a party, but I've got to get some hours in with my second job, so they hand me my keys. Why the hell did they have my keys?