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JASON MOMOA for Men's Health (2023).
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I would literally die before forgetting or forgiving and Im afraid that my therapist is gonna tell me Ill never get better unless I do because like. I literally cant. I earned my right to be angry and hurt and wish harm on those who harmed me Im not a fucking catholic
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wanna fix halo infinite? two words; cortana. dickslip
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“And for those of you who don't want to look for whatever reason. Well I can promise you that he wasn't lying when he said it was small” WOW they’re a piece of shit
im gonna be real im so removed at this point from the concept of dick size being like. something that people ascribe value to ????? that this in itself didn’t set off any alarms in my brain. like this is a neutral comment to me. HOWEVER. you don’t need to find and post his dickslip to prove it Jesus Christ
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Browsing r/dickslips like it’s the bible
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what’s up with thekidsfromyestergay if you don’t mind me asking?
no i dont mind you asking at all and hello to them if they see this post
posted anthonys dick slip on tumblr for the entire world to see and when people got mad at them they got really fucking weird about it
'not posting it' they then posted the LINK AND TIMESTAMP [i blacked it out]. that is posting it. then they proceeded to post a screenshot of the moment on both this blog and mcrredacted. yeah. not posting it.
'im not trying to sound victim blamey' [proceeds to be victim blamey] maybe he was okay with it then and isnt now? also just good general rule of thumb... dont post peoples dickslips? dont post anyones anything-slips? im sorry? keep that shit private if you want to talk about it
huge eyeroll. keep that shit PRIVATE i dont CARE. 'theres literally cock' [backlash] 'YOU CANT EVEN REALLY SEE HIS DICK'
pisses me off to this day to think about. this happened in late october last year
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why’d you post anthony’s dickslip.
Are you REALLY still this cmon it got like 3 reblogs who cares
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dj dickslip getting nasty
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https://imgur.com/a/tGuIzsz
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Im so fucking mad Sasuke cared more about Naruto eating than that dickslip Hiruzen FUCK HIRUZEN IM SO ANGRY
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Me swinging my 🍆 to get a guy’s attention
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colossus by julio caesar leote
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i love brick shithouse benry because the image of gordon frequently going off at this absolute giant of a man and not giving a fuck is really funny to me . also him saying “im a big guy” (which tbf is true) to someone who’s Two Feet Taller Than Him
oh it's absolutely wondeful
"im a big guy" he says to the dude who could pick him up by the scruff no problem
it just makes plenty scenes funnier for different reasons like when Gordon just casually sends benry flying
or the scene where dr coomer decks him and he ragdolls off the screen
truly majestic
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