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zigzagzoom94 · 2 years
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Every episode following Dragon Party ends with them in LUDICROUS peril
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trans-mink · 2 years
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Relistening to DF S4 and I really enjoyed it when Cat went on a murdering rampage of the government and then blew herself up. Very cool. 5 stars. Did a better job that guy fawkes 😍
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cosmignon · 4 years
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Rise Up Gamers
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overclockedhololynx · 6 years
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spoiler thoughts on Dice Funk S5: part 1
ooh I like this opening tune~
“good at gay feelings bad at numbers.” oh same
Lauren saying oops when Austin says the gods are dead and then later saying you’re welcome is good good content
Sasha is an owl librarian who is a conduit of Conspiracy itself that loves cryptids and writes historical AUs about them. How did Lauren make the most perfect dnd character? Everyone else might as well just not bother tbh
oh gosh I want drunk hippo lady with a gun to be my mom
Dr Olivia Adler oh boy I love her already
she’s a hipster aka she’s just Chris
you all know how much I get emotional about characters played by Chris but gosh Dr Adler is getting to me and I haven’t even heard her talk yet
oh yeah Austin out of all the names “Dregg” was the name we needed a spelling for
conduit of obstinance oh lord that’s great
brass knuckles called “rite” and “left” oh gosh I’m dying
“I’m the big guy” you might be a big guy newbie but you aren’t the big guy
Chris named his character after a bad pun on Live and Learn from Sonic oh gosh I’m love him?
a Bozog!
many Bozogs!
“air is sticky” oh I hate those words
ngl I was very much expecting this from Chris considering the way he handled naming the team in season 3
Dr Adler criting on holding her booze is top notch
how many times we gonna dunk on tarintino today? I mean to be fair he does deserve it
The Tuff Bastards
I’m so glad the Valamins are still around
getting some real Lorelai vibes from the “choose a mission and the other one will progress in the mean time.” and I’m here for it
oh snap the episode is over already? that went fast I’m loving this so far
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spiral-of-lorelei · 7 years
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me: im fine
dice funk: hey did you know it’s suddenly canon that the player character alias from lorelei became an archmage and started a family
df: here’s his son Mardis in ilium as an npc 
df: and here’s Mardis’ mother/Alias’ wife, Eilcena, all we know about her is her name 
df: go wild
me: 
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this is a niche ass comparison but
bob zanotto 🤝 frank westerly
fat old gay man who's so sad and dealing with addition issues that tore a rift between him and his family and also he's got magic (obstensibly) powers
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elinekeit-artstuff · 6 years
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“Let there be light, let there be morning” -The Perishers 
Characters from season 3 of Dice Funk  Check out my twitter for sketches of a robot boy and his cat 
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elinekeit · 7 years
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"I think the elephant was the safe word basically"
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therealelderlygoose · 2 years
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Where to start with the Dice Funk Series
Where to start with the Dice Funk Series
THIS WILL BE SPOILER FREE! When people ask for podcast recommendations Dice Funk is always a series I’m surprised few people have heard about. There are now so many 5th Edition D&D (or Dungeons and Dragons) podcasts that you don’t really need to roll a dice very far to land on lists of hundreds. All of this need for enjoyable podcasting and yet one of the best out there is often missed by many.…
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airlock · 3 years
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now, then, one pretty curious thing about CYL5 is that there’s been a significant influx of NPCs and minibosses into the elligible pool. and there’s the thing: not everyone can be Gatekeeper! in fact, I was wondering if this would be the first year to see some characters actually score 0 votes...
so, without further ado, let’s see who had to die for our nothing-to-report boy’s glorious victory; let’s see who were the losers, the fewest-voted characters in this CYL
(a little spoiler: no, this was not the year when some characters actually scored 0 votes. it was, however, the first year when some characters scored less than 10 votes!)
AKANEIA BOTTOM 10
#1: Malledus (8) #2: Reiden (9) #3: Roberto (11)       Macellan (11) #5: Dice (11) #6: Luke (12) #7: Frost (17) #8: Boah (19) #9: Darros (25) #10: Ymir (26)
VALENTIA BOTTOM 10
#1: Dolth (2) #2: Garth (7) #3: Halcyon (8) #4: Barth (12) #5: Massena (14)       Grieth (14) #7: Blake (15) #8: Desaix (17) #9: Tatarrah (18) #10: Irma (21)
JUGDRAL BOTTOM 10
#1: Danann (3) #2: Conomor (11) #3: Scipio (12) #4: Deimne (13)       Cimbaeth (13) #6: Dalvin (14)       Bloom (14) #8: Kutuzov (15) #9: Jeanne (16) #10: Halvan (17)
ELIBE BOTTOM 10
#1: Yoder (6) #2: Lundgren (9) #3: Desmond (11) #4: Garret (16) #5: Barthe (18)       Zelot (18) #7: Hellene (20) #8: fe6!Merlinus (30)       Dayan (30) #10: Durban (32)
MAGVEL BOTTOM 10
#1: Hayden (10) #2: Riev (32) #3: Caellach (38) #4: Natasha (41) #5: Fado (43) #6: Dozla (45) #7: Tethys (55) #8: Vigarde (74) #9: Ewan (79) #10: Kyle (82)
TELLIUS BOTTOM 10
#1: Alder (2) #2: Lekain (6) #3: Kasatai (8) #4: Numida (11) #5: Hetzel (12) #6: Izuka (15) #7: Muston (16) #8: Ludveck (23) #9: Valtome (26) #10: Jorge (27)
YLISSE BOTTOM 10
#1: Kjelle (40) #2: Mustafa (51) #3: Excellus (57) #4: Brady (70)       Sully (70) #6: Gerome (81) #7: Cervantes (88) #8: Walhart (107) #9: Emmeryn (120) #10: Yarne (129)
FATES BOTTOM 10
#1: Llewelyn (18)       Funke (18)       Tarba (18)       Senno (18) #5: Lloyd (24) #6: Zhara (25) #7: Fuga (27)       Daniela (27) #9: Daichi (37) #10: Kumagera (43)         Ignatius (43)
TMS#FE BOTTOM 5
#1: Teru & Garrick (20) #2: Chouten & Pheros (23) #3: Kuen & Excellus (28)       Chikaomi & Lon'qu (28) #5: Nobu & Gangrel (47)
ZENITH BOTTOM 5
#1: Ylgr (165) #2: Hel (193) #3: Helbindi (219) #4: Ótr (254) #5: Peony (264)
FÓDLAN BOTTOM 10
#1: Tomas (9) #2: Pallardó (16) #3: Lonato (17)       Gwendal (17) #5: Lord Arundel (18) #6: Solon (45) #7: Emperor Ionius IX (52) #8: Duke Aegir (55) #9: Kostas (68) #10: Aelfric (69 -- nice)
and a warm shotout to this year’s greatest losers: congratulations, Dolth (valentian miniboss) and Alder (tellius miniboss)! you truly make Glade proud.
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oots-digitalmedia · 3 years
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Queer Rep in Dice Funk
Title: Dice Funk
    Status: Ongoing
    Cast: Cast rotates by season, has featured Austin Yorski, Chris Larios, Conrad Zimmerman, Jess Kittrick, Johnny Maloney, Laura Kate Dale, Lauren Morgan, Leon Thomas, Michael Schiciano.
Summary: Tabletop radio drama meets gaming comedy with an anthology series that is equal parts goofy jokes and sweet sword duels. 
Accessibility: Unknown
Season 1: Tag: M|M PC
Season 2: Tags: Queer PC, Queer NPC
Season 3: Tags: Bisexual PC, W|W PC, M|M PC, multiple queer NPC
Season 4: Tags: Multiple queer PC, M|M PC
Season 5: Tags: bisexual PC, queer PC, M|M PC, asexual aromantic PC
Season 6: Tags: W|W PC, bisexual PC, m|m PC
Detailed tags under the break!
Check out our other queer podcast recommendations here.
Season 1:
ID Tags: Rinaldo (PC): m|m, Silas 
Season 2:
ID Tags: Vinnie (PC), Mayor Moreno, Sheriff Keenan (NPC), Lita, Joan (NPC), Jem,
Details and/or Spoilers: Mayor Moreno and K are Vinnie’s dads, Lita and Joan dated, Vinnie and Jem are beginning a relationship
Season 3:
ID Tags: Dora (PC): bisexual, Veltari (PC): W|W, Carrie: W|W, Bumbershoot (PC): M|M, Counte Danto: M|M, Warden Light (NPC): M|M
Details and/or Spoilers: Veltari and Carrie are romantically involved, Bumbershoot implied to have been in a relationship with Count Danto and Warden Light, Dora enters relationship with Claudia and Robin
Season 4:
ID Tags: All PC’s queer except the warforged, Frank (PC): M|M, Alexander LaVey (NPC): M|M,
Details and/or Spoilers: Frank and Alexander were in a relationship,
Season 5:
ID Tags: Captain Liamoira (PC): bisexual, Sasha (PC), Big Star (PC): m|m, Dregg (PC): asexual/aromantic?
Season 6:
ID Tags: Cordelia (PC): w|w, Nifyx (PC): bisexual, King Badass (PC): m|m
If any listeners have anything to add, please feel free!
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zigzagzoom94 · 3 years
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Hey! Do you like tabletop rpg actual-play shows that are equal parts audio drama and improv comedy? You should check out the criminally underrated DnD podcast 'Dice Funk'. It manages to combine the comfy vibe of good friends chilling out together cracking jokes with some legitimately interesting worldbuilding that examines existing DnD lore and conventions to put its own spin on them.
 Each season is a self-contained storyline with new characters so you can jump in at whichever one sounds interesting (you might get spoilered for some stuff 'cos the PCs have a tendency to make world-altering decisions that still have big repercussions, even with the substantial timeskips between seasons, but otherwise they limit any references to earlier seasons to non-essential easter eggs to keep things accessible).
 Personally I started with seasons 3 & 4 and they served as a good introduction to some recurring concepts like "the World of Forms".
 Below the Read More I'll break down each season so you can see what appeals to you:
Season 1, "Stoneroot": A noir-esque black comedy that follows a trio of varying levels of competence attempting to solve a simple missing person case that spirals wildly out of control.
 I kind of think of this as the 'Here There Be Gerblins' of the show since it's the only season with a different GM so it has a pretty different feel to the rest of the show and takes a bit longer to find its feet.
 Personal Highlight: One of the PCs rolls a 3 Intelligence, leading to a running segment where that player brings up monsters from the Monster Manual and asks the other players if they think it has a higher or lower Int than that PC.
 Season 2, "Lorelai": A more lighthearted romp in which a cast of interplanar travellers explore the world trying to figure out the cause of a catastrophic flood and put a stop to it. According to the creators this was conceived as a cross between 'Princess Bride' and 'LoZ: Wind Waker' but morphed into more of a "moist Undertale".
 Personal Highlight: The first time the GM has to portray a mysterious entity making deals with lower life forms he decides to portray them like a wheeling-and-dealing used-car salesman and it honestly made every scene they're in a delight.
 Season 3, "Ilium": The party are trapped in a strange city that people can enter but never leave, taking whatever jobs will make ends meet. Inspired by 'Hot Fuzz' and 'Twin Peaks', this series places a lot of emphasis on how the supernatural elements affect people's normal lives and uncovering the many dark secrets these characters hold.
 Personal Highlight: The GM wrote a custom "Wild Magic" table for the party sorcerer with some absolutely buckwild shit on it. I was on the edge of my seat every time it was rolled.
 Season 4, "Valentine": A cyberpunk urban fantasy with near-future technology levels in which the cast struggle to make ends meet while doing shady jobs for uncaring megacorporations. If your familiar with DnD, this season's based on 'Shadowrun'. Probably the season most explicitly about how capitalism sucks.
 Personal Highlight: One of the PCs is a wizard who uses yugioh-esque trading cards to cast their spells instead of a spellbook. I did not anticipate being so invested in their rivalry with not-Kaiba and neither did the player.
 Season 5, "Markov": If you love unlikely found families then this is the season for you! It's a space-faring sci-fi story in a galaxy reeling from war with the colonialist Mind Flayers, setting the stage for a lot of political turmoil. If you're familiar with DnD, this story's based on 'Spelljammer' and absolutely riffs off of a lot of the bizarre ideas that setting introduced.
 Personal Highlight: The Son Gun. I will not elaborate on what this means but you'll know when you get to it.
 Season 6, "Purgatory": The season opens on a group of mortals who have just been resurrected and tasked with taking up the mantle of the Furies; interplanar assassins who traverse the various afterlives dealing with whichever god-like entities threaten the balance of power between the planes. If you've played 'Planescape: Torment' or are familiar with the city of Sigil you know what to expect.
 I honestly think this might be the best individual season of 'Dice Funk'? Everyone's really firing on all cylinders.
 Personal Highlight: King Badass has my heart. Y'all can't claim to support himbos and then not be supporting my favourite dumbass bae.
Season 7, "Wormwood": After all the previous seasons deconstructed a lot of elements of classic DnD ("what's up with certain species automatically being evil?", "isn't delving into a dungeon to murder its inhabitants and steal their stuff kinda colonialistic and messed up?", "how would access to magic actually affect the way a society functions?", etc.) this seasons brings this all together by having the closest set-up to a conventional DnD adventure. The world is post-apocalyptic and draws a lot of elements from the 'Dark Sun' setting.
 Personal Highlight: Two of the PCs are a cult leader and his follower and I thought I knew exactly what direction that storyline was going...then it absolutely surprised me.
 Season 8, "Grendel": I can't comment on this one yet since it's only just started but so far it has had a very cosy, 'Animal Crossing'-like vibe with a focus on a small community, in contrast to previous seasons' much higher stakes.
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quixoticrobotic · 7 years
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OK BUT WITH THE S2 FINALE AND THE FACT THAT LEON SAID RINALDO WAS GONNA KILL ANNE IF THE WORLD WASN’T DESTROYED the reoccurring theme of “the one who’s brain is different has to die” bothers me SO MUCH and i feel like a dissatisfied housewife gazing longingly at my charming and wealthy handsome new neighbor, whos a metaphor for TAZ 
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cosmignon · 5 years
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Ah... d&d comedy podcast hours everybody
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overclockedhololynx · 6 years
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spoiler thoughts on Dice Funk S4: part 23
ok ok my next campaign is tbh legit gonna be about rescuing beholders out of trees
ok ok ok but the next season of dice funk is a jump forwards in time and we know spaceships are at least being worked on soooooooo season 5 is the sword-fighting-rapters-on-the-moon season
“Y’all wanna start a revolution?” I’m love her?
also oh no with the voice Chris is using for Reese in the helmet I’m never gonna be able to unhear it as his Ywach voice oh no oh NO
Chris remembering the tracking thing is just another example of how good he is at this game I love him
the loser mobile oh my fuck
not surprised Chris called cap tbh
the password is pineapple I’m love
bears can purr???????? this is so important
“I just ignore it and take a nap and hope it will go away.” oh big mood
Reese is so good and sweet and I wanna wrap her in a safe blanket
Doris is a lion!
a squash court is the exact perfect place for a business meeting tbh
but the more important question is how hard is Rolen?
dang Aeron has moves
he punched Ed through the hard light? but it was so hard
oh dang these conduit powers are all so cool I’m so glad it’s a thing
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spiral-of-lorelei · 7 years
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it’s short, sad fanfic time , with book boy 2: electric boogaloo 
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