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Happy Pride :)
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me posting on tumblr: I love trains, trains are soooo sexy
me in real life after one (1) single interaction with Deutsche Bahn: I need to burn something to the ground actually
#mir ist kalt#und der scheiß zug kommt mal wieder nicht#wenn das so weitergeht nehm ich bald inlandsflüge für sbahnstrecken#deutsches zeug#german stuff#deutsche bahn
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Okay so about the DB post. Do germans hate DB? Because danes hate DSB so so much (which i kind of think is unfair? at least in my experience) and we have this idea that DB is much better but this is the second time in like a month that i hear/see smth i think says the exact opposite. so can you like... talk a bit about DB? I'd like to know more 😅
Oh. OH. This might be the funniest ask I've ever gotten! 😂 Germans love to hate the DB! It is notoriously known for:
being late most of the time (especially on long distance rides)
therefore causing people to miss their connecting trains and reaching their destinations even later
just generally being bad at organisation and handling trouble on their routes
failing AC in summer
being surprised there's snow in winter
(the list goes on)
Generally, they're perceived to be a little ... incompetent at their job. When people have a journey coming up, they'll preemptively say something like: "wish me luck nothing goes wrong with my train ride". Mocking the DB is kind of a national sport and you'll find hundreds of memes about the DB's tardiness and bad handling of said tardiness. Here's a little selection from tumblr:
To be fair, German's do love to complain about everything and I guess it could be worse? Personally, I feel like other countries' train companies appear to be better managed, but that could be a case of "it's always greener on the other side"(?)
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Aus gegebenem Anlass.
#tatort saarbrücken#tatort#vladimir burlakov#das fleißige lieschen#dfl#leo hölzer#Gdlstreik#deutsche bahn#bahnstreik#spatort#ich gönne euch ja diesen Streik#aber wieso ausgerechnet diese Woche???
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DB Ansage: Wir bitten um Ihr Verständnis.
Me, an intellectual: Then beg
#db#deutsche bahn#german things#train#then beg#peasant#you wish i would forgive you#i dont#i wish you would work
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@official-deutschebahn seit wann ist an Bahnhöfen bitte mit Zugverkehr zu rechnen? 😦
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Love when you get stuck in a Deutsche Bahn Situation (TM) and the germans suddenly break the number one rule of Do Not Interact With Strangers to complain and joke about the train and swap stories of worst DB experiences and help each other find connecting trains. Thanks deutsche Bahn for the brief sense of community I felt today. But also fuck DB
#love when you're train is so late that they just give up and kick you out atthe next station#alllel posts#deutsche bahn#german stuff
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No matter your sexuality or gender, your trains are all equally delayed. Love wins <3
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The German trains are on brand again today
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There's always a sense of belonging when you run with multiple other people from one train to another due to the DB being incompetent
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