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#destiny ends up ordering for everyone and the server is like uh is that okay
cuubism · 2 years
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exactly how and where do the Endless have their family dinners? hosting it in any one of their individual realms seems fraught with power dynamics, that's right out. it has to be on neutral ground. so... the human world then? meeting in a human restaurant would also prevent a fair degree of antics and fighting, as they can't be revealing all their Endless powers to a bunch of random folks.
this is all to say, i invite you to imagine Endless family dinner at Olive Garden.
#the endless#the sandman#listen it would be a BLAST okay#first of all NOBODY is dressed appropriately for the venue#desire looks like they're going to new york fashion week#dream ALSO looks like he's going to new york fashion week but in a completely different way#delirium looks like she's going to burning man. destiny just came from larping lord of the rings#despair may or may not be wearing bedsheets#and poor death in true eldest sister vibes is the only one presenting a reasonable front#destiny ends up ordering for everyone and the server is like uh is that okay? and they're all like yeah that's what we were gonna order :/#delirium gets bottomless mimosas eventho its a. dinner and b. she looks 16. but no one is willing to stop her#death orders a whole bottle of wine for herself because that's the only way she's getting through this#it takes exactly 1 minute for desire and dream to start sniping at each other#desire *on their 3rd long island ice tea* i bet i can manipulate that guy over there into proposing to his date#dream *dead sober and regretting it* i bet i can make him dream of BREAKING UP WITH HER#(meanwhile the poor guy's having a stroke from these conflicting influences)#desire: well then i bet i can make him SCREAM about how he HATES HER#dream: well *I* bet i can make him STORM OUT OF THE RESTAURANT AND NEVER RETURN#desire: oh yeah you know all about that don't you#dream throws a drink at their face#desire picks up a CHAIR and hurls it back#death wishes she could collect her own life and leave for the sunless lands#delirium is in the corner like: manipulating one guy is easy! i bet i could get someone to burn down the whole restaurant! :D#before they inevitably get kicked out desire shoves 8 servings of breadsticks into their purse#the olive garden may burn down later in a tragic accident#who knows#and that night bizarre numbers of people dream of having shitty family dinner at a mediocre chain restaurant#for reasons unknown!
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Screenshot time! This time with more silliness!
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Jesse has never looked so done before in her life.
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Come on, Radar. Have as much faith in yourself as Jesse does. :3
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I’m beginning to think a good chunk of these screenshots were taken when they were blinking.
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I would assume Minecraft zombies smelled like... well, rotten flesh. xD
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Jesse’s definitely late, but how could she NOT be?
BRAND NEW GAME MEANS EXPLORE ALL THE THINGS AND TALK TO ALL THE PEOPLE.
HOW COULD SHE NOT DO ANYTHING LESS?
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Yeah, paperwork isn’t exactly fun. It’s necessary to keep everything in order, but it does get tedious.
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Be careful what you wish for and all that jazz.
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Petra, didn’t you know the iron look is ‘in’ this year?
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I know gold swords are fancy and all, but diamond swords kill things faster and last a lot longer.
I would think Petra would have a gotten a diamond sword at some point, but whatever floats her boat. :P
Also blink count: 2
(Three if you count one in the last post)
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I rather like the stamina meter. Though, this means I can’t spam my sword strikes now. xD
Also, the box shows a stone sword while Jesse holds an iron one.
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Petra, I know you’re cranky about everyone being busy and all, but still, THAT’S HARSH.
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Petra ain’t having none of that.
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Awwww yeeeeaaaahhhhh...
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When will Jesse’s reign of stealing cake end?
NEVER, THAT’S WHEN!
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I don’t know about you, but that clearly looks like a Pikachu.
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Spiders... why does it always have to be spiders?
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She ascends angrily.
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*looks into the camera like she’s on the office*
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Ended up letting Petra have that one. She looked so happy winning despite almost getting maimed by spiders. xD
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Behold, the most majestic and lovable creature you will ever lay your eyes on.
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MAJESTIC AND LOVABLE.
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RIDE ‘EM, COWGIRLS!
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Petra, you look a little too happy with that torch.
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Roll credits!
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Blink Count: 4
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Well, don’t that look ominous.
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You know, if a weird creepy glove thing whispers to you creepily, the most logical thing to do is bury the whole ravine and hightail it out of there.
But this is a video game and we wouldn’t have any conflict if we didn’t pick it up. :P
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“Jeeesssseeee... Slayer of the Witherstorm... The Old Builders’ Downfall... This world’s champion... This world’s mightiest hero... Worthiest in all the land...”
Gauntlet, gauntlet, on the stand. Who’s the worthiest of them all?
Also, it said another thing and I missed screenshooting it, but I don’t think it was that important.
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Blink count: 5
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And in that moment, Jesse knew... she fricked up.
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Because of destiny and all that, right, Petra? xD
Maybe the power of the glove is ingrained on the very world itself.
Maybe it’s the key to unlocking creative mode.
Maybe it’s the first part to accessing the world’s server.
Or maybe it’s a fashion statement.
... I’m leaning towards fashion statement myself. xD
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Because you’re the playable character, Jesse. Of COURSE it’s always you. :P
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Uh-huh... uh-huh... yeah, that's a hole to oblivion right there.
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*gasp* PETRA, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE! THERE ARE KIDS HERE!
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A+ faces.
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I’m beginning to think the power of creative mode was within us all along.
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WHAAAALLLLLEEEEE~
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Sometimes you gotta be blunt about things and warn people about the impending doom that’s right on their doorstep.
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Honestly, when Petra said the name of the sword was ‘Miss Butter’, my first thought was SkyDoesMinecraft.
I watched, like, two videos of his a long time ago and the only things I remember are butter and squids.
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Blink count: 6
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I’m kinda wondering how long Champion City was around and why Jesse never went to check out the neighbors.
She was probably helping out people and doing paperwork instead. :P
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Blink count: 7
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You know, Champion City looks nice on paper, it just doesn’t have that... spark, you know? That spark of personality and creativity that Beacon Town has.
I look at this city and I just feel... meh.
Which was probably the point when they designed the city, but I thought I’d point it out anyway.
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... Although I gotta give points to the llama statues. xD
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Blink count: 8
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Also, this is a look full of ‘NOOOOOOOOO~!’
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Lluna is having a temper tantrum and I just want to adopt her and take her away from Stella.
But that isn’t a choice, sadly. xD
OR IS IT?
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Blink count: 9 & 10
Either I need to learn to screenshot people when they’re not blinking or everybody in this games needs to stop blinking entirely.
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Jesse, I don’t think it’s a good idea to call @stirpicus a jerk. What with him being the head writer for your story and all.
HE’S A VERY BUSY MAN, OKAY?
Also, blink count: 11
Actually, wait a minute...
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AHA! YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE MY SIGHT! >:D
Blink count: 12
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Okay, before I post of a bunch of Stella screenshots, I’m gonna end this post right here. The new episode is coming out in a few days and this has been in my drafts for waaaaaaay longer than I meant to.
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