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limetameta · 3 years

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delphini au, voldemort wins 2

Delphini: Why is the sky blue?

Abraxas Malfoy: Mostly because of science. Partly because a mage was just really fed up with watching the real colour of the sky so they decided to paint it blue.

Delphini, nodding: That sounds about right.

Lord Voldemort: Stop lying to my child.

Abraxas Malfoy: Stop giving your daughter philosophy manifestos. She's five.

Lord Voldemort: That's what we bond over.

Abraxas Malfoy: This is what we bond over. Don't you want her to have a good relationship with me? I am her favourite, you know. Which is sad considering you two have a secret language.

Lord Voldemort: Secret? You understand everything we say. You have a little journal where you sounded out my hisses and roughly translated what they mean.

Abraxas Malfoy, retreating: Shhh, shh, no I don't. Shh, you never saw that.

Delphini: Can I have a snake?

Abraxas locks eyes with Voldemort

Lord Voldemort: Don't get my daughter a snake. She'll set it on someone and I don't need that chaos around here.

Abraxas Malfoy: The only snakes I ever allowed here have either all been people or horcruxes. Trust me, mon chou, in a household with 125 peafowls, a snake wouldn't last a day.

Delphini: Can I have a pony?

Abraxas & Voldemort: Why on earth would you want something so plebeian?

#two dads two dads #delphini has two dads #abraxas malfoy #tom riddle #delphini au #lord voldemort #delphini grows up loved and cherished and pampered #voldemort would have mini heart attacks on a daily basis i feel #abraxas is gonna spoil this one rotten

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